Chappie Deux

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"You know what we should do right now?" Cheryl asked, as soon as she had been pried off of Sesshomaru.

"Not pounce on drag queens?" Sarah suggested, seeing that Cheryl was ready to make another leap. Sango began to snicker.

"I am not a drag queen!" Sesshy exclaimed, wiping off dust.

"We should play tetris." Cheryl said after a sigh. "But to play tetris…and I mean, to REALLY play tetris, we need a good opponent."

"Oh?" Sarah asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"I happen to know someone who is a really good opponent."

"And where are we supposed to get this tetris? Cheryl! It's the feudal era you twit!"

She gasped. "I have the answer to that!" POP! A large wormhole opened up in front of them all, and Cheryl cocked her head at it. "Huh. Didn't mean to do that. But it is really pretty…."

"Small minds easily amused." Sarah muttered, rolling her eyes as Inu-Yasha began to bark uncontrollably, much to the confusion of himself and the rest of the group.

"I'ma gonna touch it!" Cheryl squealed, leaping forward. Sesshy grabbed the back of her collar.

"Much as I would like to see you ripped apart." He paused for a moment when one of her kicks landed in a very uncomfortable place. He winced. "And I would like to see you ripped apart, I don't think you should touch that."

Deep breath. "Okay." She said glumly. Sadly enough though, wormholes do have suction. And a time limit.

"Huh. That doesn't happen every day." Sango noted, as the worm hole closed up and the group was sans Inu-Yasha, Sesshy, Sarah and Cheryl.

"Want to go get some saki?" Miroku asked.

"Eh, getting smashed is better than nothing. Know any good saki bars?"

"Where do you think I ask all of these women to fuck me?" Miroku laughed.

"Um…do you think that wormhole killed them?" Shippo asked.

"Small children should be seen and not heard." Miroku muttered.

"Excuse me?" Sango asked, looking at him with a quirked eyebrow. Noting that he didn't want to ruin his one chance with Sango, he coughed.

"Nothing at all." He smiled and linked arms with her. "About that saki…."

-Meanwhile, in Current Japan, Yu Yu Hakasho Universe….-

"Hiei, put your sword away. God my mother could be coming in any minuet."

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