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Chapter Deux.
Chibi-Usa jumped up onto Usagi's head, who then fell over. "I thought we were in a baron wasteland!"
She was right. Because now they were no longer in a baron wasteland, just as they were not in the Castle Anthrax.
"Good observation!" Gackt stepped from behind a giant pork belly block. "You are in my home. Now. WATCH ME DANCE!"
And he seizured.
Relena, who had been standing at the top of the staircase, watching this happen, asked, "Are you going to go fight again?"
"What the heck? I thought she jumped off a cliff and died!" Usagi stumbled back and tripped over Gackt.
Mamoru sighed. "I think Sarah, the author, is going to put her in every chapter to have her die. I don't think she likes her very much."
"YOU ARE CORRECT!" Sarah's booming voice filled Gackt's house and scared Relena so badly, she tumbled down the stairs and broke her neck.
SUDDENLY...
A screaming figure wearing a cactus outfit ran into the house. "EEEEEE!" It screamed. "EEEE!! I WANNA CAMEO!"
"JOEL! GET OUT OF MY STORY!"
"I WANNA CAMEO! I'M SINGLE! AND HOT! EEEEEEE!"
Then, a zombie dog came out of nowhere and totally ripped shit up.
"Oh no! That means Joel is now infected with the T-Virus! AHHHH!"
"T-Virus?" Gackt said, interested. "Looks like it's time for... DANCING!" He grabbed Chibi-Usa and proceeded to hump her."T-Virus? Hm... who would have seen that coming..." Sarah said. "Okay, I'm going to predict your fates now."
SUDDENLY...
A huge bottle of Mountain Dew fell from the sky and landed on Joel.He died.
SUDDENLY...
Gackt stopped humping Chibi-Usa and moved to hump Relena's dead body.
AND THEN...
The chapter ended.
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