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Chapter 8: Star Wars and the Danger Room

"Holy cow!" ~Kitty said. She had walked over to the sink to dump the sugar milk left over from her breakfast, when she had glanced at the calender on the side of the refrigerator. And she had noticed the date.

"Vhat is it ~Kitty?" said ~Kurt as he jumped out of the chair and tried to see what she was looking at.

"Look at the year!" she said, pointing at the calender.

"2003. Now that's interesting" said ~Kurt.

"Do you know what this means!?" ~Kitty was practically jumping up and down.

"Besides the fact that ve're not just in another dimension, ve're in the future? Vhat?"

"The third Star Wars movie has to be out!"

At that moment Logan walked in and ~Kitty grabbed his arm still jumping up and down, saying as fast as she could verbalize "Is-the-third-Star-Wars-Movie-out!!?-What-is-it-called!?-Tell-me-tell-me-tell-me!"

Logan just stared at her like she was deranged, and looked at ~Kurt for an explanation.

"She vants to know if the third Star Wars movie is out, and vhat it is called."

"You have 'Star Wars' in your universe?" Logan asked.

"Ja, but ve have just noticed that ve are also from the past. The year was 1982, vhen ve left, and the third movie had not yet come out."

"And this was the first thing you thought of when you found out?" Logan asked with his eyebrow raised.

~Kurt shrugged his shoulders. ~Kitty said "So is it out?"

Logan thought about it. "There are five now, I think."

"FIVE!?" ~Kitty screamed

Logan winced, and stepped away from ~Kitty incase she decided to scream again. "Yes, and I think the one your talking about is called 'Return of the Jedi', or somethin'."

"~Kurt we have to go see it! We have to!"

"We might have it. Charles has some tapes and DVD's for the kid's to watch." Logan said, as opened the fridge door and searched for some breakfast food.

"DVD? What's that?" ~Kitty asked confused.

Logan looked over his shoulder at her. "Its like a VHS but it's on a disk." Leaving it at that unsatisfactory explanation, he continued "While Charles is trying to get in touch with Forge, the guy that might be able to help you, do you want to try your luck in the Danger Room?"

Since ~Kurt had just eaten corn puffs that were saturated with sugar, he had a lot of energy to burn. He agreed, and asked ~Kitty if she wanted to.

"Sure, if it's anything like ours at home, it will be a cinch."

Logan smirked at this, and said "It's not a walk through the park, darlin'."

"It is for her. Doesn't your Kitty find it easy?" ~Kurt asked.

"She gets knocked around as much as the other kids."

"Hmm." said ~Kitty.

Seven minutes later ~Kurt and ~Kitty were ready for their first bout in the Danger Room. Each were wearing grey sweat pants and a sweat shirt that had a hood attached, which had a darker grey 'X' on the front. They were in the control room with Logan, above the training ground. Logan pushed a few buttons and said "Who wants to go first?"

"After you." ~Kurt said waving ~Kitty to go first.

~Kitty turned to face the window that looked out to the floor below, and suddenly jumped up and dived through it. She slowly drifted to the ground and righted herself, so that she landed on her feet.

"Show off." ~Kurt said grinning.

Logan said through the microphone to ~Kitty "Ready?"

"Yup."

"Lets see how long she lasts." Logan said underneath his breath.

~Kurt heard him and grinned.

Logan hit the start button.

The first thing that happened was five mechanical arms shot out of the floor and tried to wrap them selves around ~Kitty. The key word there is 'tried'.

~Kurt asked Logan "You do know that she can phase, right?"

Logan's fingers started rapidly typing. "I'm jus' gettin' started."

The arms crawled after ~Kitty while she walked away from them looking for the new threat. One of them managed to grab her leg again, startling her, and she looked back and phased through it. But while she wasn't looking a laser bared cage popped out in front of her with one opening. ~Kitty slightly backed away from the arms and once she was in the cage a 'door' was added to it.

Guessing that she probably couldn't phase through the laser beams ~Kitty looked at the ground. There were no laser beams there.

"You'll have to do better then that, Mr. Logan!" she shouted as she phased into the ground and disappeared. A second later her head, and then the rest of her, came up from the floor, outside the laser cage.

About twenty hand-sized missiles flew out of the ceiling and downward towards her. Mean while the arms were still moving about, and the laser cage was randomly popping up in different places. ~Kitty stood still and let them come to her. Unlike the mechanical arms, the missiles, when they hit her, were deactivated because she had scrambled their programing. *Those arms must have been specially made to not deactivate.* she thought to her self as another missile dived into her leg, and then fell to the ground, dead.

Standing with her hands on her hips, ~Kitty looked up at the control room. "Is this all you got?"

"Plucky little thing, aint she?" Logan said and released the next trap. Two walls, about seven feet high, came out of opposite ends of the room and rushed at top speed at ~Kitty. They had cushions covering their sides, so if anyone was caught in between them, they would only be bruised and not in need of a body cast.

In appearance, it looked like ~Kitty was caught unaware of the walls, as she seemed to be crushed between them. Not so.

~Kitty had been phasing the whole time since she had escaped the laser beam cage. She hadn't become solid once since then. So she keep on walking through the walls that had tried to crush her.

"How long can she hold her phase?" Logan asked ~Kurt, while staring at the fourteen year old girl.

"Indefinitely, as far as I know. Ve've never tested how long she can." ~Kurt said, smiling as he looked at the amazed expression on Logan's face.

"Our Kitty can't phase for that long. Send some missiles at her and she'll most likely be hit by one." Logan explained.

"Not our Kätzchen." ~Kurt said proudly.

"Test is over, kid. Come on up."

~Kitty walked on the molecules, like they were stairs, up to the room and jumped and phased through the window again.

"Well, that was easy." she said as she sat down on one of the chairs and put her feet up on another one.

Logan mumbled something uncomprehensible, and started setting up a new routine.

"Think you can beat that, fuzzy?" ~Kitty said, smiling.

"Zuschauen mich." ~Kurt said, as he 'bamfed' down to the ground.

***Logan would you please show our guests up to my office, Forge has arrived.***

***Sure Chuck.***

***It's 'Charles', Logan, not 'Chuck'.***

"The Professor just said that Forge has arrived. We have to head on up to his office."

~Kurt teleported back to the control room.

~Kitty said "You got lucky ~Kurt."

"Ha. I would have beat you."

"Keep telling yourself that."

~Kurt bared his fangs in a mock growl.

~Kitty laughed and headed back to the changing rooms.

~~~~~

Translation: "Zuschauen mich." means "Watch me."

I had a lot of trouble with that chapter, and I hope it doesn't show. Just in case you wanted to know, 'The Return of the Jedi' originally came out in 1983. Oh, and ~Kitty acing the Danger Room happened in the comics, but not exactly like I wrote it. The Uncanny X-Men, issue 141, one of my favorite issues. You all should read it. This is turning out to be a many chaptered story, (yes, I know I have short chapters) add one more chapter and it's the longest fan fiction I've ever written. Hope you guys stick around. Now review and tell me what you think. Come on, I know you can do it.

~:b~

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