Ch. 8 Kagome and Miroku vs. Kikyo's Insanity

"Kagome GET UP!!!" Miroku yelled.

"....What...?" Kagome yawned.

"I can hear screams from the villagers in a near by village!" Miroku exclaimed.

'Maybe Inuyasha's attacking the village.' Kagome pondered.

"Kagome? Did you hear me?" Miroku asked.

"LETS GO!" Kagome yelled as she jumped up and began to run in the direction of the screams.

'That was unexpected... and what about the others?' Miroku thought to himself.

A few minutes later Kagome and Miroku reached the village.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" A menacing voice laughed.

"WHAT WAS THAT!" Miroku yelled.

"Not her again... Uhhhhh..." Kagome moaned.

"I see that my bait has lured you here Kagome... Now.. It is the time I retrieve my soul!!! DIE !!!" Kikyo screamed.

"What, do you have nothing better to do than follow me around!" Kagome yelled.

"Umm... Kagome?" Miroku quickly stated.

"I've had enough of you!" Kagome yelled again.

"Ummmm.... Kagome!" Miroku quickly stated once again.

"What does it take to get some..." Kagome started.

"KAGOME!!!" Miroku yelled.

"What?" Kagome asked.

"Look around you!" Miroku replied.

Kagome turned around to see a large mob of zombie like creature slowly walking towards them.

"AHHHH!!!" Kagome screamed.

"Run Run as fast as you can... You'll never escape them... So you're already dead!!!" Kikyo sang in a malevolent voice.

"I swear she gets crazier every day..." Kagome muttered to herself as she began to run.

"What... did you say... Kagome?" Miroku asked as he gasped for breath.

"Nothing..." Kagome replied.

"Hahaha... My undead servants will devour you!!!" Kikyo laughed.

"You wish!!!" Kagome yelled.

"So... How are you going to stop this than?" Kikyo laughed again.

"Ummm..." Kagome muttered.

"Kagome!!!" Miroku yelled. "Over there... a cave... we can hide inside of it!"

"Okay... but is that such a good idea?" Kagome asked.

"Well what do you suggest than?" Miroku answered with another question. "I don't think Inuyasha's going to save us this time."

"Good point..." Kagome replied as she ran towards the cave.

A few moments later they were inside the cave.

"Do you really think were safe in here?" Kagome asked.

"Umm... as long as Kikyo doesn't know where we are..." Miroku replied.

"HAHAHAHA!!!" Kikyo laughed. "I'll find you... and when I do... I'll KILL YOU!".

"Yawn... When will I ever have a normal day..." Kagome muttered.

"Come on Kagome lets go this way." Miroku stated as he pointed at a small hole in the cave wall.

"You expect me to go in... THAT!?!" Kagome asked. "Sorry but I rather have my soul stolen..."

"Come on... It looks safe enough..." Miroku replied.

Suddenly the hole caves in.

"Yeah... Real safe..." Kagome muttered.

"Uhhh... Maybe..." Miroku started.

"Who are you?" A strange voice asked.

"Who am I... Who are you?" Kagome replied.

"I live in this cave... and you are standing in the middle of my bathroom..." The voice answered.

"Uhhh... So thats what that smell is... Ewww..." Kagome muttered.

"So then do you wish to be directed to a more suitable place?" The voice asked.

"Yes!" Both Kagome and Miroku said in unison.

A few minutes later Kagome and Miroku were sitting in a small dark room.

"So what brings you to my cave?" The voice asked.

"We were being chased..." Miroku replied.

"I see... Well my name is Rika." The voice stated.

"Well hi Rika, my name is Kagome and this is Miroku." Kagome said in a cheery tone.

"Nice to meet such a lovely lady, in such a dark place..." Miroku said as he grabbed Rika's hand. "Will you do me the honor bearing my child?"

Miroku wakes up 15 minutes later.

"What happened?" Miroku asked.

"Hmm... well first Rika slapped you across the face... and then you stood up and hit your head on the ceiling..." Kagome replied.

"Why is it the pretty ones always play hard to get?" Miroku asked.

"Anyways... Rika is letting us stay here for the night..." Kagome stated. "Under one circumstance... as long as you don't try anything funny..."

Elsewhere...

"YAWN!!! Where do you think Kagome and Miroku went to?" Sango asked.

"I don't know but I hope their safe..." Shippo replied.

"Of course he's safe... as long as Kagomes with him." Sango stated.

Else elsewhere...

"I WILL DESTROY ALL WITH PURE SOULS!!!" Evil Inuyasha yelled.

"I WON'T LET YOU HURT KAGOME!!!" Inuyasha yelled back.

"AND EXACTLY HOW DO YOU PLAN TO STOP ME?" Evil Inuyasha asked.

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU EVEN IF IT MEANS DESTROYING MYSELF!!!" Inuyasha replied.

To Be Continued...