All Buffy characters were created by Joss Whedon. Not me.

Written for Open on Sunday LJ community's challenge #82, Shakespeare Quotes, using Macbeth's "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."

Wicked
by Zzilly14


"Spike!" Buffy yelled as she stormed into the crypt.

The bleach blond glanced up from watching Passions and rolled his eyes. "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."

"You're a dead vampire!"

"What the hell did I do, Slayer?"

She stared at him angrily. "I know what you did last night. I should kill you right here and now."

"What, I can't have some fun?"

"Not with my sister!"

Spike chuckled, "Nibblet's a big girl now. Anyway, it was her idea."

"Dawn wanted to go to a strip club?" Buffy fumed. "I'm going to kill her!"