CHAPTER ONE: NOTHING IN PATICULAR
PART ONE: AFTER THE WAR
Sturm is playing in the Black Hole arcade on the "Lash or Live" game
Lash Recording: You were blown up by Lash. Toodles!
Sturm:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG
GGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flak walks in
Flak: Why don't you kill Lash?
Sturm: Good point Flak, I should promote you. But how did you get that smart?
Flak: Don't ask me. Ask Ice Born Warrior
Ice Born Warrior: Don't ask me, ask the game creator
Nintendo Representative: Who knows why?
Lash walks in
Lash: Hey, I blew you up in the gam.
In mid sentence Sturm kills Lash with a meteor from space
Everyone but Sturm leaves and runs for their life.
Sturm: OK. I will magically make Lash reappear from underneath the meteor
with my skull. (CRACK) OW!! Oh well, at least I got Flak, Adder and Hawke to command.
ATTACK EVERYONE OF WARS WORLD!!
Flak, Adder and Hawke: Uh Okay.
Lash gets up
Lash: I am alive?
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy, Max and Sami are playing Risk
Andy suddenly beats lots of Max's troops
Max: ANDY. IF YOU WEREN'T A CO I WOULD.
Andy: Yes?
Max: . I don't know what I would do.
Nell walks in with a communication devise
Nell: Strange, I wonder who is on the other side?
Clayton: Hello, anyone there. I am Clayton, I am here to tell you that Sturm is
alive!
Andy: I knew that already!
Clayton: Oops. Then what will happen to my forces are patrolling the border of
Orange Star I told them to hold fire unless fired upon.
Andy: Nell, our troops will think that the guards are enemies! We got to tell them
Outside, the 300 or so white nova army is retaliating the orange attack
and all of Andy's troops are getting killed.
Andy: Hold fire!
In the distance, a white Lander reaches the shore with two young commanders
and gray and white tanks coming out. One was holding a rifle with a white
uniform and one with a sword and a gray uniform. The one with the rifle has
brown hair and stands about five foot six. The other has black hair and stands at
about five foot three.
Clayton: Sorry about this. My name is Clayton, second in commander of the
White Nova army. This over there is Braden, commander of the Gray
Constellation army. We have known each other for a while but never joined the
same army. Because of our private training, no one knew of us before.
Nell: Well our guard units are all dead because of you but they are good. Why?
Clayton: Oh ya, I forgot to mention that all my troops are elite, hard to deploy but
got a high firepower rate.
BLUE MOON HQ
Olaf: Grit, Grit. Where is that insolent little fool
Grit: You bellowed Frosty?
Olaf: Yes I bellowed. Why did Colin paint our tanks over in a peacock blue?
Grit: Yawn. Who knows. Ask him. I will go back to sleep because my chickens
are still sleeping.
Olaf: Your chickens are always sleeping. Bring them down
Grit brings in a dead chicken
Grit: Here is Ol' Yonder
Olaf: No wonder! (Does an anime faint)
Grit: Ol' Yonder may be old and decrepit, but has the heart of a champion.
Right??
Colin: Commander Grit! I painted all of our units a peacock blue
Grit: That's nice boy. Now get a giant laser off the Internet and let me wake
Frosty up.
Colin: Okay
YELLOW COMMET HQ
Kanbei: You know Sensei, I could kill you right now.
Sensei: Why?
Kanbei: I just need to kill someone!
Adder walks in
(Kanbei slices Adder's back and Adder is on the ground in pain)
Adder (crying): Why me?!? Why ME?!?
Sensei: Because you walked in when Kanbei is in a killing mood.
Sonja walks in
Sonja (disgusted at the look of Adder): I think I will leave now..
GREEN EARTH HQ
Eagle: Why is our name in capitals?
Drake: So everyone knows where they are.
Eagle: Oh. Anyways, I need to figure out why Jess is still here.
Jess: EEAAGGLLEE. I CAN BE HERE IF I WANT TO!
Eagle: But we don't need you.
Drake: Why?
Eagle: So we get bigger paychecks.
Drake does an anime fall
Eagle: What?
PART TWO: FLAK AND HAWKE
BLACK HOLE T COPTER
Soldier 1: Yay. I am soldier 1
Soldier 2: Where are we going
Flak: To Orange Star
Soldier 2: I feel a lot of spelling errors coming
Hawke: Why?
Soliedr 2: Syl ,mks?
Soldier 2: Yay. The spelling errors passed in.5 seconds!
Soldier 1: Let's never go through that again!
Ice Born Warrior: It might.
Flak & Hawke: HOW DID YOU GET ON!
BLACK HOLE HQ
Lash: I am done with a giant bomb
The bomb says 3, then 2, then 1
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
The world explodes
PART THREE: THE 2ND WORLD The end of the story is not really the end. It is a teleport to a dimension where
everything is the same.
Everyone: We are alive!
Lash: Oops!
Flak and Hawke get dropped off at Orange Star
Flak: Let's go home.
Hawke: OK
The T copter comes back and picks them up
GREEN EARTH HQ
Lord Seth is talking to Ice Born Warrior
Lord Seth: Why are I here?
Lord Seth disappears
Ice Born Warrior: I hate crossovers.
Link walks in
Link: Where is Ganon?
Ice Born Warrior goes into a bloody frenzy and almost kills Link
Link: Ow. Maybe I will read a map next time.
Ice Born Warrior: Maybe you should name your games "The Legend of Link"
Link: No. Too strange of a name. Anyways, everyone is use to the "Legend of
Zelda"
Link leaves.
Ice Born Warrior: Maybe there is a game portal
BLACK HOLE ARCADE
Lash: After the explosion, I will not make anymore explosives
Sonic dashes in and then leaves
Lash: Oh, all right, maybe just 1,000,000,000 more
Adder walks in with casts, a wheelchair, an artificial heart and a sword proof vest
Lash: Time to test my RC explosive car!
Adder: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
A cut explosion occurs while a picture of a cat chasing a mouse appears.
The cat chases the mouse.
Adder (Painfully, painfully on the ground): Am I alive
Lash: Yes you are. Time to check on my 1 black cannons
Adder: You mean black cannon?
Lash: No my 1 black cannons
Adder: NO ONE BLACK CANNON
Lash drives another RC explosive car into Adder
Adder: I think I am dead
Lash: Toodles.
Lash leaves
PART FOUR: THE LASER TAG FIGHT: CHALLENGE
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy: I am happy!
Sami: Why?
Andy: It is my birthday
Sami: Okay.
FORT OLAF
Olaf: I want to fight Orange Star
Grit: But they are our ally. Not to mention being the ally of Yellow Comet and
Green Earth.
Olaf: I still want to fight.
Colin walks in with a whole bunch of laser guns.
Colin: Commander Grit. I couldn't buy a laser cannon so I bought the next best
thing: Laser tag guns.
Olaf: Now I know how to fight Orange Star without breaking the alliance.
Grit (in a bored voice): That was very lame
Fire Born Warrior (A friend of Ice Born Warrior): Yes it was!
Fire Born Warrior burns Olaf into a smoldering ash
Olaf: Ow.
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy: I want a party.
Nell: You will pay with your salary.
Andy: With a salary of $10.00 a week?
Nell: Okay, I will make it $10.01 a week.
Andy: Yay! PARTY. PARTY PARTY PARTY
Nell: I think I made a mistake somewhere.
FORT OLAF HOSPITAL
Grit: Should I send challenges to the laser tag war?
Olaf (covered in casts and bandages):.
Colin: Whew, finally done sending all the challenges but their was none for Green
Earth.
Olaf (under all the casts and bandages): NOOOOOOOOO
Colin and Grit hear "mmmppphhh"
Grit: Frosty is very happy junior
PART FIVE: LETTERS TO THE ARMIES
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy is reading the mail
Andy: Five letters. Hmmm. I guess they are for me, Max, Sami and Nell and a
second one for me.
Ice Born Warrior and Steel Born Warrior (yet another friend of Ice Born Warrior)
at the same time: You are an idiot.
Andy is now frozen and encased in steel
Ice and Steel Born Warrior hand out the letters to Max, Sami, Nell and Hachi.
Then they rip up Andy's letter
Somehow a bombomb (probably incorrect spelling) comes in and somehow rips up the
invites.
Mario (who also somehow comes in) kills the bombom and explodes killing
himself.
Luigi (do I have to repeat this) is having a breakdown.
A fairy (crossover?) heals Mario
Ice Born Warrior: KILL
Steel Born Warrior: Don't.
Ice Born Warrior: OK
YELLOW COMET HQ
Sensei picks up the mail
Sensei: Three challenges to the laser tag fight of the century. Hmm could it beat
the one I went to exactly 99 years ago. Though with my amnesia of three
seconds, who can tell?
Exactly 3.01946 seconds later.
Sensei: What was I doing here?
Exactly 3.19406 seconds later.
Ice and Steel Born Warrior come in and grab the letters
Sensei: I hate you.
Ice Born Warrior: Which one of us two?
Sensei: Uh. Both of yous!
Fire Born Warrior comes in.
Fire Born Warrior: Yous?
A Zorich Tank (A hover tank) comes in and burns the challenges.
Ice Born Warrior slices the tank into a million pieces.
Fire Born Warrior: Are you happy now?
Ice Born Warrior: Yes.
PART SIX: LASER FIGHT
Ice Born Warrior: I decided that their will be no fight because then the story would
have a storyline and be boring.
Olaf comes in
Olaf: Colin, I hate you
Ice Born Warrior: Yesss
Olaf: And you to
Ice Born Warrior: Drat
PART SEVEN: TOM AND MICHAEL ORANGE STAR FIELD TRAINING GROUND
A helicopter lands.
Two more COs walk out. One with crimson red hair wearing a pilot's helmet and
casual clothing. He is about five foot seven. The other one has brown
hair and wears a strict gray uniform and stands at five foot four.
Clayton: Hello Tom and Michael.
Michael (with brown hair):.
Tom: Hello Clayton, Braden and Orange Star
Clayton: Aren't you going to talk Michael?
Michael:.
Clayton: ARGH!
Michael: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You actually fell for that one!!!
Braden: That wasn't that funny.
Tom: I must agree Michael.
Michael: Awww.
Andy: Who are you two?
Clayton: Michael is the leader of White Nova and Tom is second in command of
Gray Constellation. Just between you and me, Michael won because he cheated
in a round of rock, paper, scissors.
*A FLASHBACK FOR CLAYTON*
WHITE NOVA HQ
Clayton and Michael: Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Clayton has rock.
Michael has bomb.
Michael: I win
Clayton: Bomb doesn't count.
Michael: We didn't say it didn't.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
BLACK HOLE ARCADE
Adder: I have been here for (checks watch) exactly three days, four hours and
fifteen seconds since I was last seen. How am I doing.(Adder is in a tangled
mess) OUCH!!!
That was a good chapter considering it was my first. Here is all the stats:
Braden
Strength: +1 movement in clear
+10% firepower in clear
Weakness: Movement of snow in rain & snow
-1 vision in rain & snow
Power: Clean assault: Makes the weather clear
Super: Drought: Deals 3 damage to all enemies and makes it clear
Clayton
Strength: +30% firepower
Weakness: +20% cost
Power: Nova
+20 firepower
Super: Explosive power: +40% firepower
+1 health
+1 movement
Off of Advanced Snores: Retard Rising.
Michael: My units are above average attack and a little stronger defensively, I have no CO power, but I have an amazing super CO power called Supernova! It does 4 damage to all enemies, increases my attack and defense, all my movement range is increased by 2 and opponent's is decreased by 1, and my movement cost is reduced to 1.
Tom: My troops are slightly strong and cost a little extra to deploy. My CO power makes my troops stronger and the other guys weaker for a full turn cycle. My Super CO power let's me control every infantry and mech unit of the other team for one turn and has the same effects as my normal CO power.
PART ONE: AFTER THE WAR
Sturm is playing in the Black Hole arcade on the "Lash or Live" game
Lash Recording: You were blown up by Lash. Toodles!
Sturm:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG
GGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flak walks in
Flak: Why don't you kill Lash?
Sturm: Good point Flak, I should promote you. But how did you get that smart?
Flak: Don't ask me. Ask Ice Born Warrior
Ice Born Warrior: Don't ask me, ask the game creator
Nintendo Representative: Who knows why?
Lash walks in
Lash: Hey, I blew you up in the gam.
In mid sentence Sturm kills Lash with a meteor from space
Everyone but Sturm leaves and runs for their life.
Sturm: OK. I will magically make Lash reappear from underneath the meteor
with my skull. (CRACK) OW!! Oh well, at least I got Flak, Adder and Hawke to command.
ATTACK EVERYONE OF WARS WORLD!!
Flak, Adder and Hawke: Uh Okay.
Lash gets up
Lash: I am alive?
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy, Max and Sami are playing Risk
Andy suddenly beats lots of Max's troops
Max: ANDY. IF YOU WEREN'T A CO I WOULD.
Andy: Yes?
Max: . I don't know what I would do.
Nell walks in with a communication devise
Nell: Strange, I wonder who is on the other side?
Clayton: Hello, anyone there. I am Clayton, I am here to tell you that Sturm is
alive!
Andy: I knew that already!
Clayton: Oops. Then what will happen to my forces are patrolling the border of
Orange Star I told them to hold fire unless fired upon.
Andy: Nell, our troops will think that the guards are enemies! We got to tell them
Outside, the 300 or so white nova army is retaliating the orange attack
and all of Andy's troops are getting killed.
Andy: Hold fire!
In the distance, a white Lander reaches the shore with two young commanders
and gray and white tanks coming out. One was holding a rifle with a white
uniform and one with a sword and a gray uniform. The one with the rifle has
brown hair and stands about five foot six. The other has black hair and stands at
about five foot three.
Clayton: Sorry about this. My name is Clayton, second in commander of the
White Nova army. This over there is Braden, commander of the Gray
Constellation army. We have known each other for a while but never joined the
same army. Because of our private training, no one knew of us before.
Nell: Well our guard units are all dead because of you but they are good. Why?
Clayton: Oh ya, I forgot to mention that all my troops are elite, hard to deploy but
got a high firepower rate.
BLUE MOON HQ
Olaf: Grit, Grit. Where is that insolent little fool
Grit: You bellowed Frosty?
Olaf: Yes I bellowed. Why did Colin paint our tanks over in a peacock blue?
Grit: Yawn. Who knows. Ask him. I will go back to sleep because my chickens
are still sleeping.
Olaf: Your chickens are always sleeping. Bring them down
Grit brings in a dead chicken
Grit: Here is Ol' Yonder
Olaf: No wonder! (Does an anime faint)
Grit: Ol' Yonder may be old and decrepit, but has the heart of a champion.
Right??
Colin: Commander Grit! I painted all of our units a peacock blue
Grit: That's nice boy. Now get a giant laser off the Internet and let me wake
Frosty up.
Colin: Okay
YELLOW COMMET HQ
Kanbei: You know Sensei, I could kill you right now.
Sensei: Why?
Kanbei: I just need to kill someone!
Adder walks in
(Kanbei slices Adder's back and Adder is on the ground in pain)
Adder (crying): Why me?!? Why ME?!?
Sensei: Because you walked in when Kanbei is in a killing mood.
Sonja walks in
Sonja (disgusted at the look of Adder): I think I will leave now..
GREEN EARTH HQ
Eagle: Why is our name in capitals?
Drake: So everyone knows where they are.
Eagle: Oh. Anyways, I need to figure out why Jess is still here.
Jess: EEAAGGLLEE. I CAN BE HERE IF I WANT TO!
Eagle: But we don't need you.
Drake: Why?
Eagle: So we get bigger paychecks.
Drake does an anime fall
Eagle: What?
PART TWO: FLAK AND HAWKE
BLACK HOLE T COPTER
Soldier 1: Yay. I am soldier 1
Soldier 2: Where are we going
Flak: To Orange Star
Soldier 2: I feel a lot of spelling errors coming
Hawke: Why?
Soliedr 2: Syl ,mks?
Soldier 2: Yay. The spelling errors passed in.5 seconds!
Soldier 1: Let's never go through that again!
Ice Born Warrior: It might.
Flak & Hawke: HOW DID YOU GET ON!
BLACK HOLE HQ
Lash: I am done with a giant bomb
The bomb says 3, then 2, then 1
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
The world explodes
PART THREE: THE 2ND WORLD The end of the story is not really the end. It is a teleport to a dimension where
everything is the same.
Everyone: We are alive!
Lash: Oops!
Flak and Hawke get dropped off at Orange Star
Flak: Let's go home.
Hawke: OK
The T copter comes back and picks them up
GREEN EARTH HQ
Lord Seth is talking to Ice Born Warrior
Lord Seth: Why are I here?
Lord Seth disappears
Ice Born Warrior: I hate crossovers.
Link walks in
Link: Where is Ganon?
Ice Born Warrior goes into a bloody frenzy and almost kills Link
Link: Ow. Maybe I will read a map next time.
Ice Born Warrior: Maybe you should name your games "The Legend of Link"
Link: No. Too strange of a name. Anyways, everyone is use to the "Legend of
Zelda"
Link leaves.
Ice Born Warrior: Maybe there is a game portal
BLACK HOLE ARCADE
Lash: After the explosion, I will not make anymore explosives
Sonic dashes in and then leaves
Lash: Oh, all right, maybe just 1,000,000,000 more
Adder walks in with casts, a wheelchair, an artificial heart and a sword proof vest
Lash: Time to test my RC explosive car!
Adder: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
A cut explosion occurs while a picture of a cat chasing a mouse appears.
The cat chases the mouse.
Adder (Painfully, painfully on the ground): Am I alive
Lash: Yes you are. Time to check on my 1 black cannons
Adder: You mean black cannon?
Lash: No my 1 black cannons
Adder: NO ONE BLACK CANNON
Lash drives another RC explosive car into Adder
Adder: I think I am dead
Lash: Toodles.
Lash leaves
PART FOUR: THE LASER TAG FIGHT: CHALLENGE
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy: I am happy!
Sami: Why?
Andy: It is my birthday
Sami: Okay.
FORT OLAF
Olaf: I want to fight Orange Star
Grit: But they are our ally. Not to mention being the ally of Yellow Comet and
Green Earth.
Olaf: I still want to fight.
Colin walks in with a whole bunch of laser guns.
Colin: Commander Grit. I couldn't buy a laser cannon so I bought the next best
thing: Laser tag guns.
Olaf: Now I know how to fight Orange Star without breaking the alliance.
Grit (in a bored voice): That was very lame
Fire Born Warrior (A friend of Ice Born Warrior): Yes it was!
Fire Born Warrior burns Olaf into a smoldering ash
Olaf: Ow.
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy: I want a party.
Nell: You will pay with your salary.
Andy: With a salary of $10.00 a week?
Nell: Okay, I will make it $10.01 a week.
Andy: Yay! PARTY. PARTY PARTY PARTY
Nell: I think I made a mistake somewhere.
FORT OLAF HOSPITAL
Grit: Should I send challenges to the laser tag war?
Olaf (covered in casts and bandages):.
Colin: Whew, finally done sending all the challenges but their was none for Green
Earth.
Olaf (under all the casts and bandages): NOOOOOOOOO
Colin and Grit hear "mmmppphhh"
Grit: Frosty is very happy junior
PART FIVE: LETTERS TO THE ARMIES
ORANGE STAR HQ
Andy is reading the mail
Andy: Five letters. Hmmm. I guess they are for me, Max, Sami and Nell and a
second one for me.
Ice Born Warrior and Steel Born Warrior (yet another friend of Ice Born Warrior)
at the same time: You are an idiot.
Andy is now frozen and encased in steel
Ice and Steel Born Warrior hand out the letters to Max, Sami, Nell and Hachi.
Then they rip up Andy's letter
Somehow a bombomb (probably incorrect spelling) comes in and somehow rips up the
invites.
Mario (who also somehow comes in) kills the bombom and explodes killing
himself.
Luigi (do I have to repeat this) is having a breakdown.
A fairy (crossover?) heals Mario
Ice Born Warrior: KILL
Steel Born Warrior: Don't.
Ice Born Warrior: OK
YELLOW COMET HQ
Sensei picks up the mail
Sensei: Three challenges to the laser tag fight of the century. Hmm could it beat
the one I went to exactly 99 years ago. Though with my amnesia of three
seconds, who can tell?
Exactly 3.01946 seconds later.
Sensei: What was I doing here?
Exactly 3.19406 seconds later.
Ice and Steel Born Warrior come in and grab the letters
Sensei: I hate you.
Ice Born Warrior: Which one of us two?
Sensei: Uh. Both of yous!
Fire Born Warrior comes in.
Fire Born Warrior: Yous?
A Zorich Tank (A hover tank) comes in and burns the challenges.
Ice Born Warrior slices the tank into a million pieces.
Fire Born Warrior: Are you happy now?
Ice Born Warrior: Yes.
PART SIX: LASER FIGHT
Ice Born Warrior: I decided that their will be no fight because then the story would
have a storyline and be boring.
Olaf comes in
Olaf: Colin, I hate you
Ice Born Warrior: Yesss
Olaf: And you to
Ice Born Warrior: Drat
PART SEVEN: TOM AND MICHAEL ORANGE STAR FIELD TRAINING GROUND
A helicopter lands.
Two more COs walk out. One with crimson red hair wearing a pilot's helmet and
casual clothing. He is about five foot seven. The other one has brown
hair and wears a strict gray uniform and stands at five foot four.
Clayton: Hello Tom and Michael.
Michael (with brown hair):.
Tom: Hello Clayton, Braden and Orange Star
Clayton: Aren't you going to talk Michael?
Michael:.
Clayton: ARGH!
Michael: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You actually fell for that one!!!
Braden: That wasn't that funny.
Tom: I must agree Michael.
Michael: Awww.
Andy: Who are you two?
Clayton: Michael is the leader of White Nova and Tom is second in command of
Gray Constellation. Just between you and me, Michael won because he cheated
in a round of rock, paper, scissors.
*A FLASHBACK FOR CLAYTON*
WHITE NOVA HQ
Clayton and Michael: Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Clayton has rock.
Michael has bomb.
Michael: I win
Clayton: Bomb doesn't count.
Michael: We didn't say it didn't.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
BLACK HOLE ARCADE
Adder: I have been here for (checks watch) exactly three days, four hours and
fifteen seconds since I was last seen. How am I doing.(Adder is in a tangled
mess) OUCH!!!
That was a good chapter considering it was my first. Here is all the stats:
Braden
Strength: +1 movement in clear
+10% firepower in clear
Weakness: Movement of snow in rain & snow
-1 vision in rain & snow
Power: Clean assault: Makes the weather clear
Super: Drought: Deals 3 damage to all enemies and makes it clear
Clayton
Strength: +30% firepower
Weakness: +20% cost
Power: Nova
+20 firepower
Super: Explosive power: +40% firepower
+1 health
+1 movement
Off of Advanced Snores: Retard Rising.
Michael: My units are above average attack and a little stronger defensively, I have no CO power, but I have an amazing super CO power called Supernova! It does 4 damage to all enemies, increases my attack and defense, all my movement range is increased by 2 and opponent's is decreased by 1, and my movement cost is reduced to 1.
Tom: My troops are slightly strong and cost a little extra to deploy. My CO power makes my troops stronger and the other guys weaker for a full turn cycle. My Super CO power let's me control every infantry and mech unit of the other team for one turn and has the same effects as my normal CO power.