Hentai Ryou

By Vada via cretino

I know I'm not very speedy with my updates, but I got stuck with how to do this chapter and what to do in it, so it took longer than it would have. I also had my important mock exams to revise for. *rolls eyes* I hate school. But now there's no more school! Yay for the Christmas holidays!

Many thanks to all of my reviewers. Over 350! I can't believe it! *teary eyed* Well here's Chapter 10! Please don't kill me! I had lots of threats, and I hope that you'll all forgive my late updates, hopefully I'll update my next chapter before school starts again next year.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Kazuki Takahashi does… etcetera, etcetera.

Warnings: Yaoi. My weird 'sense of humour'. Perverted and sarcastic Ryou. Swearing.

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Chapter 10 – All in the name of love

I grumbled to myself as I distractedly tossed a pancake in the air, catching it with a skill one would only have from constantly waiting hand and foot on a dependent Yami.

Bakura had no idea how to be at least slightly romantic…even if it was supposed to be in a Yami-Hikari, platonic type of way.

Earlier we had been hugging, and it was like I had died and gone to heaven. The only thing that was missing was the hot and steamy sex…

Ahem, anyway, we were hugging, and then – just like that! – Bakura stepped away and slapped me on the ass, demanding that I made him breakfast.

The nerve!

"Hurry up, hikari! I'm hungry!"

I ground my teeth in irritation, more than likely to turn them into dust at the rate things were going, and if he didn't shut the hell up!

"Yes, Yami." I said sweetly. "I'll just be a minute longer."                      

"What can we do today, hikari?" Bakura asked suddenly, a cheerful tone to his voice.

I put the last of the pancakes on the pile and squirted syrup all over them. Bakura demands that I make them like this. Then again, he pretty much demands everything.

I placed the plate onto the kitchen table and watched with fascination as Bakura started to devour them. Eyeing my Yami suspiciously, I answered his question with a question of my own.

"Why so chipper, Yami? You want to do something with me, before noon when you could either be in bed or watching TV?"

Bakura swallowed a mouthful of pancakes and frowned. "What? Can't I spend quality time with my hikari?"

I raised an eyebrow sceptically. Something was going on…

"You've never wanted to before." I pointed out.

"Yeah, well…" Bakura mumbled, looking uncomfortable. "Now I want to. Is that a crime?"

"When it comes to you, it's debatable." I retorted, sticking my tongue out at him.

Bakura's mood shifted and he smirked, leaning forward with his elbows on the table. "Don't stick out your tongue unless you're planning to use it."

My eyes widened and I felt my face heat up. Forcing away the blush, I tried to think of something witty to say back, something clever that would get him wondering.

"Maybe I was?"

With that, I picked up Bakura's now empty plate and put it into the sink and proceeded to wash up, feeling like kicking myself.

Yeah, way to go there, Ryou. Now he'll think you're some kind of slut. Malik, Marik and Bakura? Baka! Of all the things you could have said you go and say that. Clever and witty my ass.

"So are we going out today or what?" Bakura asked impatiently.

I blinked, not sure whether I should be upset, angry or relieved. He had either not heard me, was pretending he hadn't heard me, or he didn't give a damn. Not wanting to dwell on the matter, I thought about what we could do.

…Wait…

"You mean go out, as in outside?" I shrieked, whirling around to face Bakura with wide eyes.

Bakura rolled his eyes. "Well, yeah, that was the general idea."

I shook my head frantically, terrified. "No, no, no! Hippos! Big, fat, ugly, scary hippos!" I ranted, gesturing wildly with my hands.

Bakura raised an eyebrow, looking at me weirdly before rolling his eyes again. "Look, if we see any…er, hippos, I'll banish them to the Shadow Realm for you, okay?" He said soothingly. Well, as soothingly as Bakura could accomplish anyway.

I was still scared at the thought of running into one of those …things again, but as long as I was with Bakura I'd be safe. At least I hoped so…

Finally I nodded, stacking the last plate to dry.

"Hmm…where can we go…there's always the arcade but the Pharaoh and his groupies will probably be there…there's the mall…but Ryou doesn't like me stealing…"

"You're banned from there after you somehow made one of the shop alarms go off anyway." I reminded him, frowning slightly at the memory.

"It was an accident!"

"Oh, and I suppose the fact you had stolen half the shop's contents was an accident as well, ne Yami?

"Shut up." Bakura snapped sulkily. "What are you, my Mother?"

I narrowed my eyes at Bakura, but said nothing. Scowling, I turned silently and stalked out of the room.

I suddenly don't feel like going out. Stupid Yami. I'll just get out my Stephen King book and read. I'm a regular bookworm, you know. You wouldn't think I read horror novels by looking at me. Then again, you wouldn't think I was as perverted as I am. Looks can be deceiving.

I'm currently reading the Bachman Books, when he wrote under a different name. The first one's called 'Rage' and it's about a mentally disturbed teenager.

He kind of reminds me of Bakura, actually.

Smiling faintly, I picked the book off the coffee table and began where I'd left off. Ah…Charlie had killed two teachers and was holding his class hostage. He was currently talking to a psychiatrist type person over the intercom. It's quite funny, really.

Or maybe Bakura's odd sense of humour is rubbing off on me.

I jumped, startled, as aforementioned Yami stormed into the room, looking quite livid.

"That's it!" He snapped. "We are going out, we're going out now, AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN!" That said – more like shrieked – he promptly grabbed a hold of my arm and dragged me out of the door.

I dug my heels into the pavement, yanked my arm to try and get away, and attempted to pry Bakura's vice-like grip off of my arm with my free hand.

"Yami! Let me go!" I whined, not really getting anywhere.

Did I ever mention how strong Bakura is? Well he's really, really strong. Or maybe I'm just weak? Eh, probably both. So I was pretty much stuck doing whatever he wanted to do.

Pouting, I let Bakura drag me along. He is such a jerk. "We are going to have fun." I mimicked, pulling a face at Bakura's back. Who is he trying to be, Anzu?

Without slowing down or glancing at me, Bakura muttered, "I heard that."

"I can walk you know." I mumbled. His grip on me was painful, and he walked too fast. I couldn't get a good look at his ass either. Where's the fun in that?

"I know."

Yes…and now you're supposed to let go…

Did he do that, though?

Nooo…

He just kept on walking.

A movement caught my eye on the other side of the road and I darted my eyes in that direction, only to see some overly large guy amble his way to wherever he was going, wearing a bright yellow t-shirt and scruffy jeans. My nose wrinkled in distaste.

I inwardly sighed with relief. I'd thought it was that lady for a second. I better be on the lookout, who knows, she could have followed me home. I shuddered involuntarily at the thought.

I fought the unexplainable urge to bite Bakura's hand so he'd let me go. I might pass someone I know, and I don't want what little reputation I have to go down the drain.

Bakura suddenly stopped, almost causing me to send us both sprawled across the sidewalk. Fortunately Bakura has good reflexes. Or unfortunately, depending on which way you look at it…

"Hi there." Bakura smirked, looking down at me as he held me in his arms.

"Hi." I squeaked, my face bright red.

Oh God…he could just lean down a little further and then we'd…no, no, no!

I jerked back and jumped out of Bakura's arms. "So! Where are we going?!" I shouted cheerfully, mentally cringing at all the stares I was getting.

All in the name of love, Ryou. Keep reminding yourself that…

Bakura gave me a weird look, but smiled at my 'enthusiasm' none the less. He's so sexy when he smiles, so he doesn't need to know that I'm going to kill him for making me go outside, does he?

"Since we can't go to the mall, I figured we'd go here!" Bakura announced proudly, pointing at the overly bright flashing lights of the neon "Domino Arcade" sign.

"The arcade?" I asked, confused.

"I know the Pharaoh will be there, but all the more fun for me, ne?" Bakura said, cackling evilly to himself in that deranged way that he does. I could already see the fiendish cogs working inside his head.

"Great." I replied meekly, still recovering from the incident moments ago.

Bakura smirked. I'm guessing he's already formulated a plan, oh goody. He grabbed my hand and dragged me through the entrance; leaving me to shout apologies to all the people he rudely shoved out of the way.

All in the name of love, Ryou. All in the name of love…

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There! It may not be the longest chapter, but people seemed to be getting impatient so I figured if I updated now, I'd be able to get the next chapter out sooner. *angelic smile* Aren't I so considerate?

Yami: -.-;; Suuure…you just don't want to get attacked by your reviewers.

Eh heh…that too. ^^; Oh, and in the next chapter Ryou may have a run-in with a certain someone he never wanted to see again…*cackles*  Anyway, please review and tell me what you think! Arigatou, and Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all! ^_^