More Naruto Blond Jokes
By Ed the Hacker
Ino once went to the library to get a book. A few days later, Ino returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Ino was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned of the radio.
She continued down the road, and in a field she saw Naruto in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the blond boy, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"
Sasuke took his girlfriend, Ino, to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When Sasuke returned with her candy, Ino opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" Sasuke asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" Ino replied.
Naruto and Ino have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!"
The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"
Naruto answered, "Because the box said 3-6- years!"
There was a competition to cross the water doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a Ino, Sakura and female Naruto.
After approximately 14 hours, Ino staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, Sakura crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, female Naruto finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, Naruto replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
Inu and Naruto were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" Naruto said while pointing to the ground.
"Those are deer tracks," Ino replied.
"Oh no," Naruto said, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Naruto is trapped on an island. So he learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When he was only 1/3 away from shore, he swam back, complaining that he was too tired.
Ino was headed to the land of Waves. She got on the plane and sat down in first class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. Ino refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but Ino replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class."
The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.
Sasuke who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"
The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
Naruto, Ino, and Sakura (pretend that shes blond for just a moment) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them before they could enter Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.
Sakura said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
Ino said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
Naruto said, he knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."
Naruto said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder....
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
"Then," the blonde boy continued, "now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted...
By Ed the Hacker
Ino once went to the library to get a book. A few days later, Ino returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Ino was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned of the radio.
She continued down the road, and in a field she saw Naruto in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the blond boy, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"
Sasuke took his girlfriend, Ino, to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When Sasuke returned with her candy, Ino opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" Sasuke asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" Ino replied.
Naruto and Ino have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!"
The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"
Naruto answered, "Because the box said 3-6- years!"
There was a competition to cross the water doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a Ino, Sakura and female Naruto.
After approximately 14 hours, Ino staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, Sakura crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, female Naruto finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, Naruto replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
Inu and Naruto were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" Naruto said while pointing to the ground.
"Those are deer tracks," Ino replied.
"Oh no," Naruto said, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Naruto is trapped on an island. So he learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When he was only 1/3 away from shore, he swam back, complaining that he was too tired.
Ino was headed to the land of Waves. She got on the plane and sat down in first class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. Ino refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but Ino replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class."
The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.
Sasuke who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"
The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
Naruto, Ino, and Sakura (pretend that shes blond for just a moment) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them before they could enter Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.
Sakura said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
Ino said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
Naruto said, he knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."
Naruto said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder....
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
"Then," the blonde boy continued, "now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted...