Naruto Blond Jokes
Poor Naruto, you know we love you.
Disclaimer: Nope I don't own Naruto
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Naruto goes to an ninja party and wins a thermos.
Naruto asks Sasuke, "What does it do?" Sasuke says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The next day Naruto goes to train after filling his thermos with ice cream and tea.
Naruto is walking down the street and Sasuke walked up next to him.
Sasuke says to the blond boy, ''What do you have in the bag?''
The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!''
Sasuke thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?''
Naruto thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
Ino came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.''
The next day, Ino said, ''I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of course it is dear!''
The next day Ino came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ''I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."
Ino went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," Ino replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these,' then I put it in my mouth and I thought, 'I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.' So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, 'this is going to make a loud noise,' so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger."
Naruto, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of Kakashi's house and asked if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde boy said, "How about 50 dollars?" Kakashi agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," Naruto answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, Kakashi reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," Naruto added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are on a dangerous mission when they find an old barn to hide out in. The hunter-nins are close on their tails, so when they find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a Hunter-nin comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says Sakura.
"It must be a cat," thinks the hunter and he kicks the second sack.
"Woof," says Sasuke.
"Must be a dog," thinks the hunter and he kicks the third sack.
"Potatoes," says Naruto.
Naruto and Ino are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
Ino picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
Naruto takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
Naruto wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, he headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, Naruto moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time quite scared, the blonde boy moved to the far end of the ice. Then he started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared Naruto raised him head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''
Sasuke and Sakura were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, Sasuke asked the Naruto, ''Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.'' Naruto leaned over and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.''
Naruto had two horses, but he couldn't tell them apart. So he asked his neighbor, Sasuke for advice. He suggested that he cut the tail off one of the horses. This worked until the other horse snagged his tail on a fence. Sauke neighbor suggested notching one of the horses' ear. This worked until the other horse snagged his ear on a fence. So Sasuke suggested measuring the heights of the horses. And sure enough, the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse.
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-Gaara Loves Ramen