Naruto Blond Jokes 4

By Mikomi

- Ino and her father were walking down a street when her father said, ''Look, a dead bird.''

Ino looked up and said, ''Where?''

- Naruto the carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. Sasuke was walking along the street below him so he called out, ''Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?'' Sasuke picks up an ear saying, ''Is this it?'' ''No,'' was the reply from Naruto, ''mine had a pencil behind it.''

- Ino says to Sakura, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

Sakura says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

- Ino wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days

"Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day."

So Ino went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.

The next day Ino went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?"

Ino said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."

- Ino was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

Sasuke, the cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

Ino said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

- Ino goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" Ino blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."

- ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked Ino.

''No,'' said Sakura.

''Okay,'' said Ino, ''you start.''

- Ino walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go again."

- Ino is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, ''Ocean Cruise Only $5.''

She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. Ino walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper. The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars. The blonde pulls five dollars out of her pocket and hands it to the secretary. The secretary looks over to a burly guy reading a newspaper. She nods to the him. He stands up and knocks the blonde unconscious.

When Ino wakes up she's tied to a log and is floating down river. She starts to think that this was a bad idea. When she sees one of her friends, Naruto tied to a log floating right next to her, he says, "So do you think they''re going to serve us some food on this trip?"

- Once Ino really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. Ino begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there Ino was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''