Chapter 2: Grounded, Most Heinously.....
While Bill and Ted were confined to their outstanding apartment, further off in the future was a man bent on revenge. His name, DeNomolos. Back in 91' he almost cancelled a most Excellent future. He sat in an abandoned factory, two figures came up to him.
"Are you ready?" he asked
"Most definitely duder!" replied a familier voice
"Good, if I can't kill Bill and Ted, I'll kill the most valued thing they have....their sons!"
The two figures stepped into the light, reveling themselves as, Bill Theodore Logan and Ted S. Preston Esq.! Now most of you dudes out there must be confused, but all will be explained. They're clones, not just any clones, but robot clones.
"You 2 idiots know what to do." said DeNomolos
"You got it dude!" they both shouted with excitement
The walked over to the side, they stepped inside a stolen Phone Booth, and hit the numbers 2010, and # and like that, they were gone.
DeNomolos had tried this trick before, but Bill and Ted had a most triumphant victory over him, but this time was different, this time he knew how to make Bill and Ted hit rock bottom.
Back in 2010, Bill and Ted sat in their apartment, on their couch, feeling most heinous. Sound like a familiar scene? Well, history tends to repeat itself.
"I can't get over this most bogus punishment Bill" said Ted
"Well, now that where in trouble, how are we going to practice for the Wyld Stallyions: Next Generation Tour?" asked Bill
"Don't worry Bill, I think our dads, in their most excellent minds, know that we made a most heinous mistake, and will let us practice." replied Ted with some hope
"I think it's something deeper dude, I mean they grounded us, that's bogus and our dads our against everything bogus" said Bill
"You know something Bill, your right. We must have really crossed the line dude" said Ted
Bill sighed and replied
"Some days, I think we were better off dead Ted"
A knock came on the door.
"Wonder who that could be?" wondered Ted
He went to the door of the apartment and opened it to reveal...
How's it going dudes?! Asked the Evil Bill and Ted
Ted was about to faint, he had witnessed.
"Who is it Ted?" asked Bill from afar.
"Bill......it's us!" Ted exclaimed
Bill had to see this for himself. He ran up to the door and was in outstanding awe.
No way! Exclaimed Bill
Yes way! The evil clones said as they walked in
"You guys have a bogus problem on your hands" said Evil Ted
"and we've come to help" added Evil Bill
Both "good human" versions looked at each other and shouted
"Excellent!"
(Air Guitar)
"Dude, we totally did it!" shouted Ted
"Most outstanding!" added Bill
"Well are you guy's coming or what?" asked Evil Ted
"Most definitely" they both agree
Good Bill and Ted walked out of the apartment
Then Evil Bill pulled a tape recorder out of his vest pocket. He rewound the tape and played it, it was an air guitar riff!
"That was a most heinous trick dude" said Evil Ted
"They totally fell into our evil trap" said Evil Bill
"Excellent" they both shouted
(air guitar)
"Okay, Evil Bill.....let's waste em'" said Evil Ted
"Station" replied Evil Bill