Naruto Blond Jokes

By Mikomi Hatake

Ha Ha I found more blond jokes.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

---Ino walked into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

"Yes we do," he said. "Would you like to buy some?"

"No," Ino replied. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"

---Naruto got in his car and notices his steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield were missing. He called the police and reported a theft.

When the police officer came, he looked at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Sir...you're sitting in the backseat..."

---Hinta, Sakura, and Ino are riding in an elevator. Hinta noticed a spot on the elevator wall and said, "That looks like a cum stain!"

Sakura leaned over and smelt the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

Ino leaned over and licked the spot on the elevator wall, then said, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

---Naruto died his hair black and went to the doctor and said, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."

The doctor asked "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. He touched his knee and said "Ouch!" Then he touched his chest and said, "Ouch!" Then his shoulder, "Ouch!"

The doctor looked at him and asked, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?"

He replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?"

The Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

---Naruto was at a gumball machine. He put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. Sasuuke asked if he could get a gumball. He said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"

---Ino and Naruto meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", Naruto asked.

"Oh! I died in a freezer," Ino replied." So how did you die?"

"Well, I suspected my husband, Sasuke was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied Naruto.

Then Ino said, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

---Naruto and Sasuke are in a bar. As they order their drinks, they watch the 6 o' clock news. On the broadcast is a man about to jump from a building. Hours pass as they find themselves sitting in the same seats at the bar watching the 10 o' clock news.

Sasuke says to the blonde boy, "I bet you $20 that the man jumps." Thinking for a moment, Naruto takes the bet. Sure enough the man jumps.

As Naruto reached into his pocket to pay the bet, he said, "My God, I just saw that same man on the 6 o'clock news, I didn't think he would jump again."

---Ino was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, "My kitchen is on fire!"

They asked, "How do we get there?"

Ino said, "Well, DUH, the big red truck!"

---A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was Ino who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, "Pull over!"

Ino shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

---Naruto walked into the barbershop while wearing a head set wearing a headset and says he wants his hair dyed brown.

The barber asks him to take off the headphones. The blonde boy refuses, but the barber dyes it anyway.

Naruto fell asleep so the barber takes the headphones off and continued dying his hair.

Two minutes later he is shocked to find the blonde is dead. The barber puts on the headphones and there's a voice repeating, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."