Chapter 3 of No Cow Juice.?
Disclaimer:..Fear Lawn gnomes! According to some Tabloid they are terrorists.yup.
Sky: The hell? Whats with that disclaimer.
Me: What do you mean?
Sky: It tells people to fear Gnomes..
Me: Yeah so? Gnomes are scary.
Sky: - _ -;; Why do I bother?
Me: Dunno. Why do you?
Sky: What ever. Okay, Baka Neko does not own Shaman King or any of its characters.
Me: BUT I WILL SOMEDAY!! Oh, and in a way I don't completely own this chapter. Pineapple Soda Cat helped me with it. Thanks a bunch PSC ^ ^ OKAY!! On with the chapter!!
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~ Okay the boys are in their rooms getting dressed ~
Rens room: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE COWS!!!!!!!
Yoh HoroHoro: O.O *They run out of their rooms and to Rens*
Horo: Ren! What wro..
~They come in just in time to see Ren jumps out his window in his boxers~
Yoh: NO!! Damn it suicide won't help!
Bason: Master Ren is not killing himself, see he landed on that horse down there ^ ^
Yoh: Horse?? *he looks out the window to see two white horses gallop away.one with Ren on it*
Horo: *blink* maybe..we should ..follow?
Yoh: Yeah good idea.
~ So Yoh and HoroHoro finish getting dressed then follow after Ren ~
~Meanwhile in the field of cows and Fangirls ~
Hao: *watching another cow float away* HAHAHA!!! There shall be no more milk unless I get Opacho back!!!
Fangirls: YEAH! *start chanting* GIVE BACK OPACHO!!
Fangirl 1: Um.why are we doing this again??
Fangirl 2: To get back Opacho, baka.
FG1 (A/N: I'm too lazy to write out ^ ^): Yeah, I got that much. But how does capturing the cows and making them float to uh.where ever they are going, help get Opacho back??
FG2: I dunno.But you dare question the almighty Hao?
FG1: No. It's just.huh, is that a horse coming this way??
FG2: *looks to see what she's talking about* Yeah it looks like it.
FG3: LOOK! IT'S LEGOLAS!!!
FG4: AND JACK SPARROW!!
~ All the fangirls turn their attention to the approaching horse ~
Hao: But but what about Opacho??? We must save him!
~ Fangirls 1-4 glare at Hao ~
FG2: Its Jack and Leggy-chan I refuse to miss my opportunity to screw either of them!
FG1, 3,4: YEAH!!
~ So the fangirls go skipping off to meet the drop dead gorgeous men (I know you agree! *many of her friends nod in agreement*) approaching them on horse back ~
Jack: Look Leg-boy.(The Hell?? o.O )
Legolas: Its Legolas, Mr.Sparrow.
Jack: Whatever. Look its fangirls. Ain't that a beautiful sight?
~ Fangirls get ever closer ~
Legolas:.*decides to ignore the pirate*
Jack: Dude you remind me of someone.
Legolas: And who is that?
Jack: Turner. You look a lot like 'im too.why is that? You his brother or something? *takes a drink from a flask at his side(A/N: Guess what's in the flask.just guess)
Legolas: -__- Uhhh.No. And you get no more of this..*takes the flask and dumps its contents out*
Jack: O.O M-My.My God Elf! Are you MAD!?
Legolas: What?
Jack: You killed my.(A/N: Did you guess?) My Rum! YOU KILLED IT!!!*begins to sob*
Legolas: Killed? It never lived how could I-
Jack: IT'S GONE!!! NOOOOOO!!!! *sobs even harder*
Legolas: Geez you're worse then the pointy haired kid and his milk.
Jack: *suddenly stops sobbing and stands up(a/n: How the hell can he do that?)*Milk is for wimps! And to be obsessed over it makes you an even bigger wimp! Pick Head is a big Baby!
~Somewhere close to a pissed off Hao Ren sneezes~
Legolas: Whatever. Now sit down,the girls are five feet from us.
Jack: Girls?? YAY!!! *Jumps into the mob of fangirls*
Fangirls: YAY!! Its Johnny *they catch him and start to rip pieces of clothing off*
Jack: Happy Place!! ^-^
~Okay now lets see where Ren went.and how does he know Johnny-chan and Orli- chan?*
Ren has decided to take it upon himself to save the cows.how is he going to do this? I don't even know.
Sky: but you are the damn author!
KBN:Yeah but that doesn't mean I know what's gonna happen.
Sky: But it comes from your head! You should know!
KBN: Well I don't and keep in mind you come from my head also!
Sky: Meep!
Ren: Ha! Coward you fear a woman..
Sky: Shut up!
Ren: no you!
KBN: Both of you shut the fuck up!
Ren and Sky: O.O *silence*
KBN: Good now Ren get your ass down there and do whatever you were gonna do to Hao.
Ren: Okay*runs off to save his cows*
Sky: Weird.
KBN: Will you stop talking so we can finish this chapter?
Sky: Meep!
~Okay now that that's out of my system.we shall move on with the fic ~
Ren: *Comes up behind Hao dumping a bucket of Diet Vanilla Coke on his head*
Hao: EEEEEEEEKKK!!!
Ren: Muahahahaha!!!! Feel the wrath of-
Hao: THE STICKINESS!!! Get it off.Get it off!!! o.o (a/n: the neat-o face that has no meaning what so ever.YEAH!!)
Ren: o_O
Hao: My hair! It's in my hair! And on my poncho. *cries*
Ren: wait but I thought you were looking for Opacho? How is it on him if you don't know where he is?
Hao: I said PONCHO you dumbass.and Opacho is lost, that is why I am looking for Opacho.
Ren: Isn't Opacho a guy? Why call him by his name all the time?
Hao: Opacho is genderly challenged.so Hao does not know if Opacho is a he or a she.
Ren: Oh I see.
KBN: Stop chit-chatting!!!!! Or you shall feel the wrath of my Minions!! *hundreds of ninja squirrels appear, being led by a chibi squirrle version of Uzumaki Naruto*(Creepy images)
Ren/Hao: O_O H-Hai
Ren: Anyway.Release the cows or you shall feel the wrath of Bason!
Hao: Your stupid spirit isn't here!
Ren: *twitch* Stupid.Spirit? *death glare*
Hao: *ignores Ren and rinses himself off with a hose* YAY!!! I'm not sticky anymore ^-^
Ren: *still is glaring*
Hao: Where is my twiny and the blue haired bishonen?
Ren: Blue. Haired. Bishonen? HoroHoro?
Hao: Yeah him.
Ren: BoroBoro a bishonen? *falls to the ground laughing*
~ About midpoint between Rens house and the field the others are in, is where Yoh and HoroHoro are located. Horo sneezes ~
Yoh: Eh?
Horo: Damn it! Some one is talking about me.
Yoh: I thought you only sneezed when people made fun of you.like Ren.
Horo: Yeah like that's any better.
Yoh: *shrugs*
~ They continue one their way to save the cows from Hao and Hao from Ren ~
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Sky: Wow that was the longest chapter it think..So you can write a lot when you put your mind to it.
Me: SHUT UP!! And this chapter wouldn't have been so long if you would have stayed out of it and if 2 other shamans wouldn't have had a little tea party.
Ren: There was no tea and it was two of us.so it wasn't a party.
Me: Shut up you! *throws Ren out of this chapter*
Sky: I will be a good little Elf, just dun hurt me.
Me: Okay. Speaking of Elves and Pirates.
Sky: Who said anything about a pirate?
Me: I did now shut up. Anyway, just to let you guys know Jack and Legolas are okay.just both are down to underwear right now.and if I take them from the fangirls I would die. 'Sides.we don't mind keeping them in their unddies now do we?
Sky: -__- There is something else you wanted to say.the whole point of this being here right now.
Me: Oh Right!! Um.I wanted to say sorry it took so long to update but I wanted to finish midterms before I started writing again. And I just finished them yesterday.
Sky: That and you were to lazy to write anything.you didn't even try! Even with all the damn snow days you had you were to friggen lazy to write.
Me: hehe.you said friggen.hehehe
Sky: -__- okay screw you.Just ignore her and please review.
Disclaimer:..Fear Lawn gnomes! According to some Tabloid they are terrorists.yup.
Sky: The hell? Whats with that disclaimer.
Me: What do you mean?
Sky: It tells people to fear Gnomes..
Me: Yeah so? Gnomes are scary.
Sky: - _ -;; Why do I bother?
Me: Dunno. Why do you?
Sky: What ever. Okay, Baka Neko does not own Shaman King or any of its characters.
Me: BUT I WILL SOMEDAY!! Oh, and in a way I don't completely own this chapter. Pineapple Soda Cat helped me with it. Thanks a bunch PSC ^ ^ OKAY!! On with the chapter!!
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~ Okay the boys are in their rooms getting dressed ~
Rens room: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE COWS!!!!!!!
Yoh HoroHoro: O.O *They run out of their rooms and to Rens*
Horo: Ren! What wro..
~They come in just in time to see Ren jumps out his window in his boxers~
Yoh: NO!! Damn it suicide won't help!
Bason: Master Ren is not killing himself, see he landed on that horse down there ^ ^
Yoh: Horse?? *he looks out the window to see two white horses gallop away.one with Ren on it*
Horo: *blink* maybe..we should ..follow?
Yoh: Yeah good idea.
~ So Yoh and HoroHoro finish getting dressed then follow after Ren ~
~Meanwhile in the field of cows and Fangirls ~
Hao: *watching another cow float away* HAHAHA!!! There shall be no more milk unless I get Opacho back!!!
Fangirls: YEAH! *start chanting* GIVE BACK OPACHO!!
Fangirl 1: Um.why are we doing this again??
Fangirl 2: To get back Opacho, baka.
FG1 (A/N: I'm too lazy to write out ^ ^): Yeah, I got that much. But how does capturing the cows and making them float to uh.where ever they are going, help get Opacho back??
FG2: I dunno.But you dare question the almighty Hao?
FG1: No. It's just.huh, is that a horse coming this way??
FG2: *looks to see what she's talking about* Yeah it looks like it.
FG3: LOOK! IT'S LEGOLAS!!!
FG4: AND JACK SPARROW!!
~ All the fangirls turn their attention to the approaching horse ~
Hao: But but what about Opacho??? We must save him!
~ Fangirls 1-4 glare at Hao ~
FG2: Its Jack and Leggy-chan I refuse to miss my opportunity to screw either of them!
FG1, 3,4: YEAH!!
~ So the fangirls go skipping off to meet the drop dead gorgeous men (I know you agree! *many of her friends nod in agreement*) approaching them on horse back ~
Jack: Look Leg-boy.(The Hell?? o.O )
Legolas: Its Legolas, Mr.Sparrow.
Jack: Whatever. Look its fangirls. Ain't that a beautiful sight?
~ Fangirls get ever closer ~
Legolas:.*decides to ignore the pirate*
Jack: Dude you remind me of someone.
Legolas: And who is that?
Jack: Turner. You look a lot like 'im too.why is that? You his brother or something? *takes a drink from a flask at his side(A/N: Guess what's in the flask.just guess)
Legolas: -__- Uhhh.No. And you get no more of this..*takes the flask and dumps its contents out*
Jack: O.O M-My.My God Elf! Are you MAD!?
Legolas: What?
Jack: You killed my.(A/N: Did you guess?) My Rum! YOU KILLED IT!!!*begins to sob*
Legolas: Killed? It never lived how could I-
Jack: IT'S GONE!!! NOOOOOO!!!! *sobs even harder*
Legolas: Geez you're worse then the pointy haired kid and his milk.
Jack: *suddenly stops sobbing and stands up(a/n: How the hell can he do that?)*Milk is for wimps! And to be obsessed over it makes you an even bigger wimp! Pick Head is a big Baby!
~Somewhere close to a pissed off Hao Ren sneezes~
Legolas: Whatever. Now sit down,the girls are five feet from us.
Jack: Girls?? YAY!!! *Jumps into the mob of fangirls*
Fangirls: YAY!! Its Johnny *they catch him and start to rip pieces of clothing off*
Jack: Happy Place!! ^-^
~Okay now lets see where Ren went.and how does he know Johnny-chan and Orli- chan?*
Ren has decided to take it upon himself to save the cows.how is he going to do this? I don't even know.
Sky: but you are the damn author!
KBN:Yeah but that doesn't mean I know what's gonna happen.
Sky: But it comes from your head! You should know!
KBN: Well I don't and keep in mind you come from my head also!
Sky: Meep!
Ren: Ha! Coward you fear a woman..
Sky: Shut up!
Ren: no you!
KBN: Both of you shut the fuck up!
Ren and Sky: O.O *silence*
KBN: Good now Ren get your ass down there and do whatever you were gonna do to Hao.
Ren: Okay*runs off to save his cows*
Sky: Weird.
KBN: Will you stop talking so we can finish this chapter?
Sky: Meep!
~Okay now that that's out of my system.we shall move on with the fic ~
Ren: *Comes up behind Hao dumping a bucket of Diet Vanilla Coke on his head*
Hao: EEEEEEEEKKK!!!
Ren: Muahahahaha!!!! Feel the wrath of-
Hao: THE STICKINESS!!! Get it off.Get it off!!! o.o (a/n: the neat-o face that has no meaning what so ever.YEAH!!)
Ren: o_O
Hao: My hair! It's in my hair! And on my poncho. *cries*
Ren: wait but I thought you were looking for Opacho? How is it on him if you don't know where he is?
Hao: I said PONCHO you dumbass.and Opacho is lost, that is why I am looking for Opacho.
Ren: Isn't Opacho a guy? Why call him by his name all the time?
Hao: Opacho is genderly challenged.so Hao does not know if Opacho is a he or a she.
Ren: Oh I see.
KBN: Stop chit-chatting!!!!! Or you shall feel the wrath of my Minions!! *hundreds of ninja squirrels appear, being led by a chibi squirrle version of Uzumaki Naruto*(Creepy images)
Ren/Hao: O_O H-Hai
Ren: Anyway.Release the cows or you shall feel the wrath of Bason!
Hao: Your stupid spirit isn't here!
Ren: *twitch* Stupid.Spirit? *death glare*
Hao: *ignores Ren and rinses himself off with a hose* YAY!!! I'm not sticky anymore ^-^
Ren: *still is glaring*
Hao: Where is my twiny and the blue haired bishonen?
Ren: Blue. Haired. Bishonen? HoroHoro?
Hao: Yeah him.
Ren: BoroBoro a bishonen? *falls to the ground laughing*
~ About midpoint between Rens house and the field the others are in, is where Yoh and HoroHoro are located. Horo sneezes ~
Yoh: Eh?
Horo: Damn it! Some one is talking about me.
Yoh: I thought you only sneezed when people made fun of you.like Ren.
Horo: Yeah like that's any better.
Yoh: *shrugs*
~ They continue one their way to save the cows from Hao and Hao from Ren ~
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Sky: Wow that was the longest chapter it think..So you can write a lot when you put your mind to it.
Me: SHUT UP!! And this chapter wouldn't have been so long if you would have stayed out of it and if 2 other shamans wouldn't have had a little tea party.
Ren: There was no tea and it was two of us.so it wasn't a party.
Me: Shut up you! *throws Ren out of this chapter*
Sky: I will be a good little Elf, just dun hurt me.
Me: Okay. Speaking of Elves and Pirates.
Sky: Who said anything about a pirate?
Me: I did now shut up. Anyway, just to let you guys know Jack and Legolas are okay.just both are down to underwear right now.and if I take them from the fangirls I would die. 'Sides.we don't mind keeping them in their unddies now do we?
Sky: -__- There is something else you wanted to say.the whole point of this being here right now.
Me: Oh Right!! Um.I wanted to say sorry it took so long to update but I wanted to finish midterms before I started writing again. And I just finished them yesterday.
Sky: That and you were to lazy to write anything.you didn't even try! Even with all the damn snow days you had you were to friggen lazy to write.
Me: hehe.you said friggen.hehehe
Sky: -__- okay screw you.Just ignore her and please review.