Chapter 4: New Girl
KBN: LOOK! Unlike the other chapters this on has a title!!
Sky: yes yes very nice now apologize and write this chapter wills you?
KBN: Hai.......the wonderful people of (and others that wander sites looking for fics) I am so very sorry that it took me so long to get chapter 4 up, had compie issues and other such things. But I should stay pretty constant with my fics.
Sky: That was shorter than most of you apologies.
KBN: So?
Sky: What ever....please R&R
Chappie 4 (FINALLY)
Horo: Um....Yoh-kun?
Yoh: Hai Horo?
Horo: What are they doing?
Yoh: Fighting I suppose....
Just watched Ren poor coke on Hao
Horo: Uh-huh....and should we worry about the guys over there? points to the mob of fangirls once known as The Almighty Hao Fan club
Yoh: Ummm....I don't think so. The pirate looks to be enjoying himself.
Legolas and Jack
Jack: I love the ladies, don't you Elf-boy?
Leggie-chan: For the last time Mr. Sparrow it's not "Elf-Boy" its Leggie- I mean Legolas! Damn Authoress trying to make me use her pet names for me....
Jack: Whatever you say Leg-Boy!
FG 235: Oh Jack, here's your rum luv.
Jack: I love the Ladies is in total bliss
Back to Yoh and HoroHoro
Yoh: Besides if we go in to help them we won't make it out alive much less get to them.
Horo: True, True......
Some random girl (FG 52 for now) comes bouncing over to the boys
FG 52: Hallo!!
Horo: 'wow German!' ( HH's thought thingie) Guten tag, Frau Zweiundfunfzig. (hello, miss.52)
FG 52: Ermmm....You're a creepy stalker person aren't you?
Horo: Ja! Errmmm....Nein... (Yes erm no)
Yoh:shakes his head 'he's hopeless'
FG 52: is all of a sudden in Yoh's face Hi random person I don't know.
Yoh: Hi.... .O (A/N: wow Yoh is kinda creped out...that's scary)
FG 52: How are you boys?
Horo: Great and you?
FG 52: Good....
Yoh:watches the chit-chat thingieUmmm....who are you?
FG 52: I am Fan Girl 52, but most people call me 52.
Horo: That's so cool!!! I wanna name like that!!
FG 52: But you're a boy...you can't be a fangirl
Horo: oh TT
FG 52: Now you can be a fanboy. Then you would seem gay....Yeah you should really become fanboy 3.
Horo: is giddy over his new title
Yoh: -- 52 do you have a real name?
FG 52: Oh, yeah!!! It's Kyuketsuki! when I go by that name...most people call me Kyu-chan.
Horo: I like that name too can i-
Yoh: Anyway if you are a fangirl then why aren't you with the others?
(All three of them look to the mob of girl; they have taken the poor Elf-looking one captive)
Kyu: It's dangerous! Besides there was a fight and I wanted to see it.
Horo: Good reasoning.
Kyu: She starts jumping up and down for no reason I wanted to see the Bishies fight!
Yoh:silence 'Bishies? Is she talking about Ren and Hao?'
Horo: Yeah Ren and Hao are hot when they fight.
Yoh: Horo-kun don't talk about my Twin like that please.
Horo: Okies! I sowieshugs Yoh
Kyu: GROUP HUG!!!glomps them both
Yoh: O. Get. The. Fuck. OFF OF MEEE!!!!
Horo and Kyu get up, holding each other, and back away fro Yoh slowly
Horo: I'm going to make sure Hao hasn't killed Ren-chan
Kyu: Ren......chan?blink
Horo: Yep - walks away dragging Yoh behind him
Some where in Osaka
Random person(again): This place is soo NEAT!!! I've never explored this place before. I wonder if Hao-sama has ever been he before.
Back to the others
Hao: Wait, Madam Authoress?
KBN: You dare interrupt my writings?
Hao: Hai, I wish to ask you something..
KBN: whisperwhy do I feel like a psychic of sorts?whisper Yes what is it?
Hao: Who was that person that spoke?
KBN: Confidential.
Hao: But how does he know me?
KBN: Who ever said it was a boy?
Hao: No one....i just thought-
KBN: Well you thought wrong!!
Hao: So!? Just tell me who that person was, or I'll kill all the Squirrels.
KBN: You wouldn't!
Hao: Wouldn't i? Tell me or this poor cute and fuzzy baby squirrel gets it
Baby Squirrel: Squeak Squeaky Naruto Squeaky (Help me, General Naruto!)
KBN: He's making out with Sasuke Squirrel so he can't help.
Baby Squirrel: :'(
Hao: Anyway....Tell me woman!!
Ren attacks Hao
Ren: Leave the Weak Onna alone!!! Your fight is with me, not the Squirrel obsessed Yaoi fangirl!
KBN: My hero.....wait "weak Onna"? You've been watching Gundam Wing again haven't you?
Ren: uuuhhhhhh...well that it....SHUT UP!!!runs away dragging Hao behind him.
Announcer person: Who is this random mysterious person that spoke? How do they know Hao? And why does Ren watch GW? And what's with Kyu-Chan? Find out in Chapter 5
Sky: o.O uuhhhh..
KBN: Don't say a word Sky......Oh can someone tell me if I spelled Onna right? I'm not sure and no one was online when I wrote this so I couldn't ask my buds...if its wrong let me know.....I'll change it if it's a big spelling difference....anyway please review.