This is a one shot me and The Chosen One1 wrote a long time ago, btu- I'm posting it now. -
Disclaimer: Path Walker and The Chosen One1 do not own DBZ, Power Puff Girls, Ruroni Kenshinn, Austin Powers, Wendys, FLCL, Andrew Lloyd Webber, or any related concepts.
The Party- By The Chosen One1 and Path Walker
(C1 and his "muse" Background Voice walk into their new, furnished apartment in the Char Abzul building in FanFic City elated with their new found freedom)
C1: FINALLY! After several weeks of waiting and waiting, my place is READY!
BV: (walks in wearing Austin Powers getup; speaks in Austin Powers voice) You know what this means?
C1: (dressed similarly; also speaking in Austin Powers voice) No, I don't good sir. Whatever does this mean?
[Dramatic pause]
C1 & BV: SWINGING BACHELOR PAD!!!
(Room flips around, transforming into swinging 60's bachelor pad, complete with lava lamps, swinging music, and many beautiful women.)
C1: (to BV) You are one swinging cat, Mr. Voice.
BV: (to Chosen) You aren't so bad yourself, Mr. One.
(BV and C1 return to swinging and grooving, until, suddenly, the music stops)
Sfx: SKRRRRT
Voice: Now just WHAT do you think you two are doing?!?
(BV & C1 spin around to see a very miffed Faye Dubois standing on the podium, looking down at the pair, arms crossed and feet tapping.)
C1: (normal voice) I I...I..I...
BV: (normal voice) That is to say...we...er...
Faye: I can't believe you two. Having a swinging party. What were you thinking?
BV & C1: (hang heads in shame)
Faye: (winking) Y'all forgot to invite me.
BV & C1: (double take)
(Music starts back up as Faye Dubois removes her conservative attire, revealing a tight miniskirt and gogo boots. Party starts back up with a bang)
BV: (awestruck) Are we even allowed to have this kind of dream?
C1: (awestruck) I have no idea.
(Faye joins BV and C1 on the dance floor, and the trio dance like it's the sixties all over again.)
(Meanwhile, outside the apartment...)
Nail: (knocking outside, wearing fake wig and platform shoes; whining voice) Guys? C'mon guys, let me in. (knocks) Guys? (knocks again) Guuuuuys...
(Sad and defeated, Nail leaves)
(WENDY'S)
Kenshinn: I'd like the big bacon classic. (Gets food. As he turns, he spies Nail, dejectedly playing with his fries) Excuse me, but you look offly sad, that you do.
Nail: Its that stupid Background Voice and his friend Chosen One. They're having a really great party and I'm not invited.
Kenshinn: BV? He was my student. I can't believe he'd be so mean, that I do not.
Nail: Well he is! : ( What am I gonna do?
Kenshinn: Let's crash it.
Nail: What?
Kenshinn: Let's teach those guys a lesson: (rises dramatically) We're strong, respectable, and can go to any party we want to, that we can!
Nail: YEAH! (Pounds fist on table, reducing it to splinters) LET'S GO GET FAYE BACK!
(Both rush out, leaving the bewildered customers of Wendy's behind)
(PARTY)
(Awesome bachelor pad is filled with girls, a few guys, and various things to keep the party going. Like candy, soda, and other caffeine products that can create a major high.)
BV (Dancing with Fanatsi Girls and other chicks) So, how about we hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?
FG: Oh BV, you're so manly.
BV: I know. (looks at screen and gives a Crest kid smile along with a thumbs up)
Faye: (eating M&Ms by the handfuls) You-Ever-Wonder-About-The-5th-Dimention?
C1: (stuffing face with sweets and chugging coffee) Sometimes. You-Wanna-Dance?
Faye: I THINK SO! I DON'T KNOW!
C1: WELL FIGURE IT OUT.
Faye: WHAT KINDA DANCE DO YOU WANT TO DO?
C1: I DUNNO. I WAS HOPING WE COULD MAKE IT UP AS WE WENT ALONG. HEY! WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Faye: I DON'T KNOW!
(Insane Laughter)
sfx: BOOM!
(The door is busted open and Nail and Kenshinn storm in)
Kenshinn: we are crashing your party, that we are.
Faye: Why do you always repeat yourself?
Kenshinn: (Embarrassed) Uh, I... You shouldn't question me, that you should not!
Nail: Look, he's Kenshinn Himura: Botosai the Man Slayer. And I'm Nail, the strongest warrior from Old Namek. We're both respectable warriors! There is no reason we shouldn't be allowed to get down with you guys. So you better let us. (puts fist in C1's face) Or else.
C1: (Austin Powers voice) Sorry man, but we can't.
Kenshinn and Nail: Why not?
C1: You just don't have enough mojo for this party.
(The word 'Mojo' appears on the bottom of the screen)
Nail: Mojo?
(Mojo Jojo comes in)
Mojo: Who called me? Who was the one that said the word which I respond to? The one that, who's calling of my name has caused me to appear in this place with the inquiry of name calling?
(All stare at Mojo)
BV: (pointing to Kenshinn and Nail) They're trying to take over the world.
Mojo: WHAT!? (Pulls out blaster rays and wails on Nail and Kenshinn) You're not taking over the world because I will ta...
Kenshinn and Nail: DEMON MONKEY! (Run out)
Mojo: You're not getting away form me! (follows) Cause...
Faye: (turns to BV stunned) BV!!
BV: Well (puts arm around girls) They were disrupting the flow of my mojo.
C1: (puts arm on Faye) Don't worry luv, they'll be fine. After all, they are Nail and the great Botosai.
(BACK AT WENDY'S)
(Both Nail and Kenshinn sit at a booth, looking rather disappointed)
Nail: I can't believe we got beat up by a demon monkey...
Kenshinn: Two experienced fighters like us...
Mojo: Well you deserved it. You guys are just to serious to have enough mojo for that party. I'm outta here. (leaves)
(Both stare at where he stood for a moment and then sigh)
(Nail notices a Help Wanted sign nearby)
Nail: Wanna apply for a job?
Kenshinn: Ok.
(Both walk up to the manager)
Kenshinn: Hello. We would like to apply for the job, that we would.
(The manager looks at the still busted table from earlier that night and smiles a wicked smile)
Manager: :-) Suuure...
(PARTY)
[Most of the guest had left, leaving BV in his room (only God knows what he does in there) C1 chugging for party food and Faye sitting in a chair singing in Italian]
(Listening, C1 stops comes closer. Faye, to absorbed in the song to notice finishes the song oblivious to C1)
C1: (whisper) That was lovely.
Faye: (Jumps) Man! You scared me! I'm sorry though, I should have asked if you would mind.
C1: Its no problem. What was it?
Faye: Pie Jesu. A Requiem by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Do you really think it was good? Its a duet and I'm not sure it sounds good without the other part.
C1: Yes. Yes I did.
(both look into each others eyes and for a moment, forget all else. They lean forward and-)
BV: HEY GUYS!
(Both fall off chairs comically)
BV: There's a Furi Kuri marathon on!
C1 and Faye: Really?
(All jump onto the sofa and watch TV, eat, and talk until the wee hours of the morning...)
(WENDY'S)
(Kenshinn and Nail emerge from Wendy's, both battle scarred)
Kenshin: (woozy) Wow. They take their job interviews seriously, that they do.
Nail: Man, I didn't know Care Bears could be so... Uncaring.
(Manager laughing in background)
(Ringing is heard and Nail takes out cell phone)
Kenshinn: You have a phone?
Nail: Faye bought it for me. (Answers) Hello? Oh hi Stone Warrior... No she's not with me... She didn't? I thought she'd be back by now... Don't worry, I think I know where she is... Calm down Stone Warrior I'm going to get her right now. (Click)
Kenshinn: Well, I have to get back to the dojo.
Mojo: Who called?
Nail: No one. he said dojo. Not Mojo.
Mojo: Oh, well... Its time to make those power puffs pay! (runs off)
(Kenshinn and Nail shrug and go their separate ways)
(LATE IN THE AFTERNOON...)
(Nail's been banging on the door for and hour with no response)
Nail: That's it!
(Bursts through door but finds that after 'swinging' the night away, the trio have fallen asleep on the sofa.)
BV: (mumbles in sleep) Ladies, there's enough of me to go around...
C1: (sits up in sleep) All shall learn the TRUTH! (falls back on sofa)
Faye: (nestles against C1) Mmmm... Warm.
Nail: (eye twitch) HEY!
(BV falls off sofa)
Sfx: Thud
(Faye falls against C1 and both fall off sofa)
-OW!
-Oy my head!
BV: (Wakes up soundly) (yawn) What a wonderful dream.... Hey, what happened to you guys?
Nail: I can't believe you guys! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?
C1: (looks at watch) 10:30?! Tai Chi!
Faye: School!
BV: Um...Um... Lounging time!
(All Three look to him)
BV: What?
Faye: I have to go. (snaps and normal, conservative, teacher/dork, looking outfit is back)
C1: You already missed your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd most of 4th period.
Faye: Yeah, I know. But I can't let people think I'm slacking off... Oh well, its not like anyone will miss me (besides the teachers that is).(plops back down on sofa)
C1: Um, I still have-
Faye: PLEAZ! (cute puppy eyes)
C1: And what about-
Faye and BV: PA-WEEEEEZ! (Really cute, large puppy eyes)
C1: You and the cute has got to stop. (plops down too)
BV: (plops down) Come on Nail! Slack off with us!
C1 and Faye: Yeah come on (peer pressure)
Nail: Well I do have to train.
(peer pressure)
Nail: Oh, all right. (plops down)
BV: So, what do we talk about?
Faye: Well...
(several hours later)
Faye: And that's the secret to immortality.
[Stone Warrior bursts through the door (actually, he kicks it in), with Hell in his eyes]
Stone Warrior- (looks at Faye) WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU MISSING SCHOOL? And YOU! (points to Nail) YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BRING HER HOME! AND INSTEAD I FIND YOU LOUNGING WITH THESE GUYS! (points to C1) AND WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR CLASSES?! AND YOU.... (points to BV) ...Ok, you're off the hook.
BV: Yes!
Stone Warrior- But you! Miss-party-all- night-and-don't-call-your-muse, you're coming with me! (grabs Faye by the arm and pulls her out. Faye's objections can be heard in the distance.)
End