Dorothy: Marik
Scarecrow: Bakura (he's drunk)
Tim Man: Yami (he's hungover)
Lion: Yami Malik (suprisingly,he's sober)
Wicked Witch: Mai
Good Witch: Anzu
Professor Guy: Shadi
Various other roles will be played with various other characters (so if a character you like
isn't up there you'll find them somewhere else in the chapter)But really it doesn't matter.
Trust me,it doesn't...
Marik: ... Why am I a girl...-.-
Oss: Cause you dress like one.
Marik: You're doing this to piss me off aren't you-
Oss: ONWARD!
One fine day in the land of makebelive(Marik:Wtf? Oss:(shrugs)) Mai was screaming at Marik cause his yami was by her bathroom window
Marik: (walking from somewhere to his house) STUPID BITCH! (shakes fist)
Mai: KEEP AWAY FROM MY BATHROOM WINDOW YOU CREEP!
Malik: That wasn't me,it was my Yami! (hit in head with random object) . Ow...
(muttering) Damn witch...
(Yami) Malik:(standing in doorway laughing)
Marik: WHAT WERE YOU DOING BY HER WINDOW!?
Y.Malik: What do you think? I was watching her-
Marik: (puts hand up to silence him) Forget. I. Asked...
Bakura: (runs over to meet both of them) Hey! Look what I found! (shakes bottle of whisky
around)
Y.Malik: YAY!
Marik: Why are you here?! AND WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?! Isis threw out any alcoholic drinks we had.
Bakura: (shrugs) I found it hidden in the closet!
Yami: (runs out of house wearing nothing but boxers) Who the hell took my whisky?!!?!
Marik: (stares in horror) O.O Everything is spinning....
Bakura & Y.Malik: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: (notices he's half naked) Woops...
Marik: PHAROAH WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU DOING HALF NAKED IN MY HOUSE?!
Isis: (from somewhere inside) (in sort of singing voice) Yamiiiiii? Where are yoooooou?
Marik: OO (taking deep breaths)
Bakura & Y.Malik: (laughing even harder)
Yami: Uhh...excuse me-(runs inside)
Marik: o.- (grabs whisky ands walks away)
Bakura: Hey! Gimme that back!
Marik is just walking around at random
Marik: (chugs whisky) Ugh...(looks at shop which has a sign on the door that says "Fortune Telling")
Marik: (sighs) Why not...(wobbles slightly whiel walking in)
Inside store thingy
Marik: (hic) Wow...everything's (hic) All old looking...(hic)
Shadi: to have your fortune told?
Marik: Shadi? (hic) Is zat you?
Shadi: O.o Crap.
Marik: Ooh...(hic) So this is your day job...
Shadi: Alive or dead,I need money just like anyone else.(A/N:He's like,dead right?)So you want
your fortune told or what?
Marik:( hic) Last time you told me something about (hic) my future,it scared me(hic)
shitless.But(hic) I am smahed...
Shadi: You're drunk?!
Marik: what (hic) did I just say? (hic)
Shadi: (sigh) Okay,just don't puke on anything...
Marik: No promises...(wobbles)
Shadi: -.-
Shadi is reading tarot cards for Marik in some room
Marik:( looks strangely focused on what the cards say)
Shadi: Hn...this card singifies new life...
Marik: New life?
Shadi: (nods) Yes.Like a relationship...
Marik: .... .
Shadi: This one signifies...hope.
Marik: I'm hoping for a lot right now...
Shadi: I don't even want to know...
Marik: Yeah,yeah,get on with it before I pass out...(chugs whisky)
Shadi: Uhh...this one signifies an adventure...or the need to develop adventurous qualities!
Marik: Adventure? Yeah,court should be an adventure when the sexual harrasment suits stat coming in...(chugs agian)
Shadi: O.O You have issues...
Marik: So? You don't know me!
Shadi: Yes I do.
Marik: Oh, right...well whatever,It's my Yami's fault.And these pieces of paprer don't know squat...
Shadi: -.- (mumbles) Idiot...(out loud) Hey,you owe me 10 dollars.
Marik: Wha-? Crap...uhhh...do you accept alcohol?
Shadi: ...(shifty eyes)Yes...( accepts whisky)
Outside the room thing
Marik: (sees bottle that looks like his previous whisky bottle) Hey,I found more! (picks
it up and smells it) . Ugh... Woah...this is like getting high times 20! (wobbles out of store)
Outside
Marik: (sigh) Man I feel weird...And everything's spinning agian...(manages to somehow make it to his house)
His house
Isis: (about to go upstairs) Marik!? o.O
Marik: (stare) Who else? (also about to go upstairs)
Isis: Uhh-(blocks him off )Why don't you go find Bakura and your Yami!
Marik: He's up there isn't he.
Isis: (nervously) Why,whoever do you mean? (fake grin)
Marik: (blank stare)
Isis: (snaps) JUST GET OUT! (quicky shoves him out the door and locks it)
Marik: (outside) I hate my life ... (takes more of that stuff he found in Shadi's store)
Spinning....#.
Bakura: (comes out of nowhere) WHERE'S MY WHISKY!?
Marik: I gave it to someone,but this stuff is even better! (forces it down Bakura's throat)
Bakura: -.o Wow...HEY MALIK!
Y.Malik: Wha?
Bakura: (forces it down his throat)
Y.Malik: Woah...THIS IS GOOD! Let's go do something!
Yami: (from window in house) WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP!
Marik: Psh.Bastard...
Bakura: (nodnod) Let's go hurt him!
Y.Malik: Uhh...can we go blow something up?
Bakura: Wuss...
Marik: Baka,the door's locked.
Bakura: (shrug) Okay let's go blow something up!
A few hours later
Marik,Bakura,and Y.Malik: (burst into the house in a drunken stuper) SOME WHEEEEEEEEERE OVER THE RAIIIIINBOW!!!!!!!!
Isis:(sitting on a couch) (stare)
Yami: (next to Isis) What the hell...?
Marik: Hiya sister! (wobbles) (sees yami)
Yami: o.o Shit.
Isis: WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUT ALL NIGHT? (false cheer)
Bakura: We were.It's 5:00 AM.
Isis: What?
Y.Malik: Thas okayyyy! We'll go bagh owt! (wobbles)
Isis: NO!
All three leave
Isis: Crap....
Outside
Marik: I feel sick...(wobbles)
Bakura: C'mon! Tough it out! (whacks Marik on the back)
Marik: x.x (passes out)
silence
Y.Malik: RETARD! (whaps Bakura)
When Marik wakes up
Marik: Ugh What h-(notices he's in some sort of bright colorful town type place with
swirly patterns on everything)This must be hell. I died,didn't I...
Random Bush: (giggles)
Marik: O.o?
Random Bush:(giggle)
Marik: Riiiight...Hey,what happened to the rod? I HAD IT WHEN I PASSED OUT! (notices a bright pink bubble coming twords him)shitshitshitshitshit....(bubble turns into a person)
Anzu:(Who was the bubble)(dressed up in a poofy pink dress with wings and a wand) Hello!
Marik: ...Anzu,cut the crap,what's going on?
Anzu: (suprised) Hmm...you know my name already?What a smart girl!
Marik: GIRL!? (fumes) I'm a GUY thank you! And my name is Marik!
Anzu: Really? Wow.I've never met a man with such nice hair.Except maybe Ryou but he doesn't exactly count...
Marik: Stop playing stupid,you know me,I know you.I tried to kill Yugi,remember?
Anzu: No.I see Yugi every day,but I've never seen you!
Marik: ...
Anzu: Anyway,the chibis have a question for you!
Marik: The what.
Anzu: (points to bush)
Bush: (has Yugi,Joey,Rebecca,and Serenity's heads sticking out of it,but they look much smaller and they're eyes are bigger) tee-hee!
Marik: Uh-huh. Dare I ask what the question might be?
Anzu: Are you good witch,or a bad witch?
Marik: ... First off,I'm not a witch. Secondly,I'd probably be a bad witch.
Anzu: (gasps) You're a bad witch!?
Marik: I'm not a witch at all!
Anzu: Ohh...
Marik: Now where the hell is my rod?
Anzu: If you mean that pointy,golden object,which fell right before you did,it's over there!
(points to Mill.rod which is stuck in Kaiba's chest)
Marik: HA! I killed the big-bad CEO guy without even trying! Waitaminute,I FELL!?
Anzu: Yes,and the chibi's would like to thank you! It's okay chibi's! Come out!
(random chibi's come out of hiding spots)
Marik: This is horribly wrong...
(chibis start dancing)
Marik: Wrong...
Solomon Chibi(Yugi's Grandpa): WAIT!
(chibis stop dancing and turn to listen)
Solomon: How do we know if he's really dead?!
Kaiba: x.x
Rex (Raptor) Chibi: (rolls eyes) I can't IMAGINE why we would,but I'll check...(walks over
and does so) Yup,he's dead.
Chibis: YAY!
Marik: They're cute in a spooky way...
Anzu: It seems as though they would like to reward you!
Marik: Woopie.
Joey,Dike,and Tristan Chibis come out of the crowd: We are the lollipop guild!
Marik: (twitch) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Joey: Are you laughing at our size?!
Marik: (wiping away tears) HARDLY!
Joey and Tristan: (kick him)
Duke: (throws dice at his eye)
Marik: OW! (mumble)
Anzu: Please don't insult the Chibis!
Marik: (under his breath) stupid little devil-sent ...
(Serenity,Rebecca,and Ryou Chibis come out in pink tutu's)
Serenity,Rebecca,& Ryou: We are the lullibye leauge!
Marik: (holding back laughter) W-why is Ryou in a tutu?
Anzu: (whispers) He likes wearing dresses.We're all a little worried about him...
Serenity,Rebecca,and Ryou: (dancing)
Malik: o.o
Anzu: Aren't they cute?Malik: (glance)
Anzu: What?
(big poof of purple smoke that clears up quickly)
Mai: (about 8 feet away from the smoke) DAMNIT! The guy with the towel on his head said this would work. HOLD ON!
Few minutes later
(another big poof of smoke)
All: ...
(smoke still there and not clearing up)
All: ...
(smoke still there)
30 minutes later
All: ...
Mai: Oh screw it.(jumps out from behind the smoke wearing a tight black,strapless shirt,and black mini-skirt)
All: (gasp)
Marik: (stare) No freaking way...
Mai: OHOHOHOHOH!
All: AHHHH!!! (chibis run for cover)
Mai: Okay...(turns to kaiba) WHO DID IT?! (turns to Marik) Was it you!?
Marik: (pissed off) And what if it was?
Mai: (turns red) If it was I'd shove this broomstick up your-
Anzu: AHEM! Aren't you forgetting the slippers?
Mai: Why,yes! (smirks and heads to Kiba who is wearing pink sparkly high-heels) :)
(tries to take heels but they vanish) WHAT THE!? (turns to Anzu) What happened to them!?
Anzu: It's too late! They have found a new owner now!(points to Marik who's wearing the pink heels)
Marik: (looks at his feet) WHAT THE HELL!?
Mai: HEY! GIVE THEM BACK! You're puny mind would never be able to figure out how to use them!
Marik: :O Well just for that I'm keeping them...
Anzu: Be gone witch! You're powers are useless here.So get lost before someone stabs you!
Mai: Fine! But you haven't seen the last of me! I'll be back! OHOHOHOHOHOHHO! (big poof of smoke)
(smoke clears up and Mai is still running about 4 feet away from it)
Marik: I thought I killed the damn witch!
Anzu: That was her brother you killed.She's even worse!
Marik: Oh,great...
Anzu: Well,to be continued!
Marik: What?
Anzu: The chapter.It ended.
Marik: Chapter? What the hell do you mean?
Silence
Anzu: ... Sh-t. (runs)
Marik: ...(horribly confused)
Marik: How come I don't know what's going on?
Anzu: And how come you edit out my swears?
Oss: Marik,I have no idea.I don't live in your head. But Anzu,the good witch never swears!
Anzu: F---,Sh--,Bi---.
Oss: o.o Uhh...I'd like to apologize to Kaiba fangirls cause he died,and if anyone is mad about
Ryou being put in a tutu.I couldn't resist....(ashamed) -.- But Kaiba comes back!
Marik: What are you doing about Ryou?
Oss: ...
(cough)Anyway,I wasn't going to post this,cause I know it's been done,but I've been writting this since May,it's raining,I'm bored,and my computer is going to explode very soon,so here it is.
Review please?Flames cause forest fires and forest fires killed Bambi.