And it's the end my friends, thank you to everyone who read this and a special thanks to all who reviewed.
Sorry they were all pretty short chapters but I wanted to spread it out instead of make a few really long chapters.Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto.
Gai's bedroom was decked out in hundreds of different shades of green. The bedding, the curtains, the walls, the ceiling, even the carpet, all green. It was enough to make little Kakashi hate green for the rest of his life and possibly the next."So what do you want to play?" Gai asked.
"How 'bout 'is there a god'?" Kakashi said.
"How do you play that? I've nevew even heawd of it." Gai sat down on the green bed.
"It's simple, all you have to do is die." Little Kakashi picked up the pair of safety scissors that were on the desk and made stabbing motions at Gai.
Gai looked startled for a second then launched himself at Kakashi, knocking him to the ground. They rolled around on the floor smacking each other when their hands were free and kicking each other when their feet were free.
This would have continued had Kakashi not caught something moving out of the corner of his eye. He pushed Gai off of him and stood up. "Whas that?" He pointed to the glass tank on the far side of the room.
"Thas my tuwtle, Ningama. Isn't he cool?" Gai obviously thought the slow moving creature was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
"Does it do anything?" Kakashi asked, pressing his face up against the glass.
"Suwe he does lots o' stuff, like stwetch his neck out weally long and when he's scawed he can hide in his shell." Gai said proudly.
"He must always be scawed then." It was true, little thing had only just peeked his head out then quickly pulled it back in. "Dogs awe so much coolew. My dog Pakkun does evewything I say. I bet he could eat this winkly little thing." Little Kakashi crossed his arms and nodded to himself.
"Nu-uh, Ningama's the coolist!!!" Gai yelled.
"Pakkun can talk. Can this thing talk?" Kakashi asked smugly.
"Well, no, but he can do othew things just as cool as talking." Gai stamped his foot.
"Like what?" Kakashi smirked through his mask.
"Um, he can..." Gai was spared by a knock at the bedroom door.
A tall man with spikey silver hair opened the door. He had on a dark blue form-fitting sleeveless shirt with a mask attached to it that covered the lower half of his face, dark blue gloves that reached just past his elbows, dark blue pants and dark blue knee-high boots. He also wore white armor that covered his torso and white guards over his forearms. He had a sword strapped to his back over his right shoulder and a white and red wolf mask tied to his belt over his right hip.
Gai backed up a step while Kakashi ran to the man and jumped into his arms. "Daddy, you'we ewaly!" he yelled.
"Well certainly you're not complaining are you?" The man chuckled.
"No. Tell him that Pakkun's coolew than that winkly old tuwtle thing." Kakashi pointed to Ningama.
The man took a step forward to get a better look at the turtle. "I don't know, turtles are pretty cool." He said.
"SEE!!!" Gai yelled, pointing at Kakashi.
"But then Pakkun's pretty cool too." The man contiued.
"SEE!!!" Kakashi yelled. Pointing at Gai.
"I like them both." The man said.
"Daddy, you can't like them both." Kakashi whined.
Mrs. Maito came into the room. "I see you found them Koji." She said.
"Yup, sorry to cut the play date short, but I figured since I was home early I just come and pick him up." The man, Koji, said.
"Oh it's alright, they can play some more some other time." Mrs. Maito said.
Both adults missed the look of digust that crosssed over little Kakashi's face.
"His cloths are still washing so I'll send them over to you when there finished and you can send back Gai's cloths." She continued.
"Alright then thank you Yuki. Little scarecrow, say goodbye to your friend and we can go."
"Goodbye." Kakashi said just so he could get out of the freak show of a house.
"Until we meet again my new found etewnal wival!!!" Gai yelled and stuck his thumb up in the air.
Kakashi sweat dropped as his dad carried him out of the Maito residence, across the street, and into the Hatake residence.
"Did you have fun today?" His dad asked after setting him down.
"No, that kid's a fweak, nevew want to see him again." Kakashi pouted.
Koji just chuckled and ruffled his sons hair.
A/N
Ah such oblivious parents. Oh well.
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