Update!!!!! Yay!!! Now we find out who the mystery couple is...
BT: And a special thanks to McBobson's Soap on a Rope for those words of wisdom! And now that we're back from the break, it's time to introduce our final couple...
(The various couples, who have been gossiping amongst themselves, crane their neck towards the direction the entered from)
BT: Here's couple number four, Professor Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall-Snape! They've been married for two weeks!
(Every jaw is dropped down as far as it can go. Ron actually passes out. Hermione performs a spell, and he is back up, but speechless. Snape and McGonagall come out, McGonagall is smiling at the former Gryffindors, and Snape is snarling, as usual.)
MMS: Hello Bob.
SS: Yes. Hello.
BT: So, you two have worked together for over 20 years, yet, you only got married two weeks ago. When did the romantic relationship start?
MMS: Well, we were both so fond of each other's disciplinary techniques that we got together for a discussion in punishments, about, oh, Severus, how long ago?
SS: Two months ago, sweetums.
(After that word, Ron starts gagging, and Draco has almost pisses himself.)
MMS: Yes, two months ago. Well, I don't know if it was the heated, passionate talks of detentions, but we started making wild passionate love, right there on my desk!
(All members of the other couples faint or piss themselves.
MM: I know I would)
BT: Well, umm...
MMS: So, you may be wondering why only after two months, we were married?
BT: Do I wanna know?
MMS: We just felt so in love, and I'm no spring chicken...
BT: I think we need a commercial break before we explain the rules? PLEASE?! I BEG THE NETWORK FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!
MM: Well, that concludes the introduction of the couples. Next chapter, we actually get into the game!