"Potter: Behind The Book And Queering It Up"
A Harry Potter fanfiction
Written by Katsuragi Misato
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A/N: Cheese is good. So are reviews. xDD
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Chapter Four: Random Sugar And The Return Of PottAH! xDD
Back in the present-day (and none the less normal), the dark-haired wizard boy Harry Potter was goofing off. It was (conveniently, might I try and add) again, the weekend and Malfoy was still giving his 'girlfriend' random calls that usually resulted in Harry threatening him with a Petrificus Totalus spell from his 'friendly' wand...o.o; O--kay then. *Yeah*...
And we find our friend Harry talking with Ron and Hermione in some secret corner where *no one* comes by (that always seems to happen...how queer...like when Harry's in the hallways thinking to himself, no one comes by and hears him or anything)
Harry: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Ron (frantically) Are you alright?! Did you swallow a turtle?! BUTTERBEER! The sky is falling! Snape is flying! NUTTER BUTTER! YUSH! ::squeals like a rabid fangirl and runs off, yelling something that sounds suspiciously like "SEVVIE!!"::
Hermione: I like baseball. ^____________^
Harry: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG---wait, baseball? What kind of crazy Muggle sport is that?
Suddenly a red-headed girl pops up from out of nowhere once again (she's...special...xDDD) with a slightly crazed look on her freckled face.
Ginny: Hey...I thought you were a Muggle?! O.O;;;
Harry: You---you surely jest!! ::eats some Muggle-fied Rice Krispies:: Lies, I tell you, lies!
Ron: ::comes back, takes out his wand and points it randomly in the air:: I'm so SHINY! Look at mai shiny stick! SHINY~!
Hermione, Harry and Ginny: Ooooh, pretty pretty pretttttyyyy!
Ron: ... _ MINE ::waves threateningly and it explodes in their faces::
Harry: IDLE THREATS, WEASLEY! IDLE! ::takes out a can of soda pop and shakes it furiously, then quickly pulls the tab and sprays it all over Ron::
Ron (while he's getting sprayed) : Idle-y. ^____________^
::Hermione zaps Harry for no apparent reason::
Harry: I can't hit a girl! Eff it!! Hey, wait...::examines the back of can::
CAN WARRANTEE:
THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT HIT GIRLS, THEREFORE, YOU MAY SHAKE AS YOU PLEASE AND GET THEM ALL WET. HA HA.
Harry: Works for me ^_________________^
Not reading the warning, Harry takes out another one and sprays Hermione. Suddenly, Hermione's eyes turn red and steam starts coming out of her ears.
Harry: SHE'S GOING DOWN! ABANDON SHIP, SHE'S GOING DOWN!
Ron, Ginny: Man the lifeboats!
Harry quickly reads the warrantee on the back of the can again, finding a warning in big red letters right below it:
CAN WARNING: THIS PRODUCT, IF SPRAYED AT GIRLS, PROVOKES VOILENT BEHAVIOR. YOU ARE WARNED. FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO IF YOU DID NOT READ THIS BEFORE DOING SO, READ CAN FRONT.
Harry: ::reads can:: "Instructions: Run for your effing life, you little dunderhead. We are not responsible for any injury you might get from the chick you sprayed."
Harry: O____________O OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ::Runs like a big lightening-scarred chicken::
Hermione: ::roars like a lion and yells before going after Harry:: MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN ::chases Harry::
::Ron and Ginny are licking cherry popsicles while watching the rather...*fun* scene play out before them::
Ron: I like baseball. ^^
Ginny: Yush. =^o^=
Malfoy and Cho: PottAH?
O.O;
::Everyone stops; Harry is bruised with torn robes, Hermione is silent and in mid-hit, Ginny and Ron in mid-lick of their popsicles::
Harry: MALFOY?! CHO?!?! OMGGGG?!
Malfoy: That's right...PottAH.
Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny (in unison): You're dead, Malfoy.
::Everyone goes after Malfoy while Cho watches boredly: Ron and Ginny with their popsicles being waved like swords, Hermione hitting and biting Malfoy and Harry just plain mad going after him::
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A/N: Chapter Four! Eeeee! Sugar high and yet another...interesting situation. Malfoy is quite the popular...snob, isn't he? o.O;
Yes...^^; And my quote for today is..."Long live Butterbeer!"
~ Katsuragi Misato
A Harry Potter fanfiction
Written by Katsuragi Misato
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A/N: Cheese is good. So are reviews. xDD
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Chapter Four: Random Sugar And The Return Of PottAH! xDD
Back in the present-day (and none the less normal), the dark-haired wizard boy Harry Potter was goofing off. It was (conveniently, might I try and add) again, the weekend and Malfoy was still giving his 'girlfriend' random calls that usually resulted in Harry threatening him with a Petrificus Totalus spell from his 'friendly' wand...o.o; O--kay then. *Yeah*...
And we find our friend Harry talking with Ron and Hermione in some secret corner where *no one* comes by (that always seems to happen...how queer...like when Harry's in the hallways thinking to himself, no one comes by and hears him or anything)
Harry: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Ron (frantically) Are you alright?! Did you swallow a turtle?! BUTTERBEER! The sky is falling! Snape is flying! NUTTER BUTTER! YUSH! ::squeals like a rabid fangirl and runs off, yelling something that sounds suspiciously like "SEVVIE!!"::
Hermione: I like baseball. ^____________^
Harry: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG---wait, baseball? What kind of crazy Muggle sport is that?
Suddenly a red-headed girl pops up from out of nowhere once again (she's...special...xDDD) with a slightly crazed look on her freckled face.
Ginny: Hey...I thought you were a Muggle?! O.O;;;
Harry: You---you surely jest!! ::eats some Muggle-fied Rice Krispies:: Lies, I tell you, lies!
Ron: ::comes back, takes out his wand and points it randomly in the air:: I'm so SHINY! Look at mai shiny stick! SHINY~!
Hermione, Harry and Ginny: Ooooh, pretty pretty pretttttyyyy!
Ron: ... _ MINE ::waves threateningly and it explodes in their faces::
Harry: IDLE THREATS, WEASLEY! IDLE! ::takes out a can of soda pop and shakes it furiously, then quickly pulls the tab and sprays it all over Ron::
Ron (while he's getting sprayed) : Idle-y. ^____________^
::Hermione zaps Harry for no apparent reason::
Harry: I can't hit a girl! Eff it!! Hey, wait...::examines the back of can::
CAN WARRANTEE:
THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT HIT GIRLS, THEREFORE, YOU MAY SHAKE AS YOU PLEASE AND GET THEM ALL WET. HA HA.
Harry: Works for me ^_________________^
Not reading the warning, Harry takes out another one and sprays Hermione. Suddenly, Hermione's eyes turn red and steam starts coming out of her ears.
Harry: SHE'S GOING DOWN! ABANDON SHIP, SHE'S GOING DOWN!
Ron, Ginny: Man the lifeboats!
Harry quickly reads the warrantee on the back of the can again, finding a warning in big red letters right below it:
CAN WARNING: THIS PRODUCT, IF SPRAYED AT GIRLS, PROVOKES VOILENT BEHAVIOR. YOU ARE WARNED. FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO IF YOU DID NOT READ THIS BEFORE DOING SO, READ CAN FRONT.
Harry: ::reads can:: "Instructions: Run for your effing life, you little dunderhead. We are not responsible for any injury you might get from the chick you sprayed."
Harry: O____________O OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ::Runs like a big lightening-scarred chicken::
Hermione: ::roars like a lion and yells before going after Harry:: MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN ::chases Harry::
::Ron and Ginny are licking cherry popsicles while watching the rather...*fun* scene play out before them::
Ron: I like baseball. ^^
Ginny: Yush. =^o^=
Malfoy and Cho: PottAH?
O.O;
::Everyone stops; Harry is bruised with torn robes, Hermione is silent and in mid-hit, Ginny and Ron in mid-lick of their popsicles::
Harry: MALFOY?! CHO?!?! OMGGGG?!
Malfoy: That's right...PottAH.
Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny (in unison): You're dead, Malfoy.
::Everyone goes after Malfoy while Cho watches boredly: Ron and Ginny with their popsicles being waved like swords, Hermione hitting and biting Malfoy and Harry just plain mad going after him::
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A/N: Chapter Four! Eeeee! Sugar high and yet another...interesting situation. Malfoy is quite the popular...snob, isn't he? o.O;
Yes...^^; And my quote for today is..."Long live Butterbeer!"
~ Katsuragi Misato