Mazylover: This is just a fic my friend gave me an idea for. I do NOT own Inuyasha or
any of it's characters.

"I TO WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled staring at Kagome in disbelief.

"Yes, you have to," Kagome replied.

"BUT I-I-"

"You will! It's time you started paying for you're own ramen. Besides you need money to pay off that car loan!"

"I don't have a car!"

"You do now!"

"BUT I-I WON'T! FEH!!"

"SIT!!!! You will and that's final!" "Fine..." murmured Inuyasha picking his head out of the ground.

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Sesshomaru sighed. He wondered how on earth Rin had convinced him to do this. Darn her persuasive begging. He continued walking untill he came to the dreaded place. A place where no one would go to willing. A place so horrible people fled from it as soon a possible. A place where- ouch! Sesshomaru looked onward ready to decapitate anyone who dare bump into him. He found- nobody? His eyes trailed down to find a blond pig-tailed girl not much older than three or four. "You look funny mister," she said starring wide-eyed at him. The childs aparent mother took one horrified look at him (and his seemingly odd features) and quickly ushered her child through the door into the building. Sesshomaru's nose twitched as her caught that familiar scent. He quickly turned to his side to see his younger half-brother.

"Inuyasha."

"Sesshomaru."

"What are you doing here?" they asked in unison.

"Come to hand over tetsusaiga?" (Gomen Nasai! I don't have any feferrances to check my spelling)

"No. Come to get you're but kicked?"

"No. So.... what are you really doing here?"

"Kagome's forcing me to."

"Stupid hanyou. Being manipulated a human girl."

"Well then what are you doing here."

"Rin-"

"That human girl? Wait a minute, you just called me stupid for being forced by Kagome, but you yourself are being manipulated a teenager?!" (AN: Yeah in this fic it's ten years past. Kagome and Inuyasha are married and Rin is 17)

"I wasn't-"

"Sesshomaru's a suckup. Sesshomaru's a suckup..."

"WHY YOU LITTLE-" Sesshomaru was about to pull out his sword untill he was interuppted by a middle-aged woman wearing a tan apron with the words 'Happy Tots Day Care' on it. "Excuse me but are you the two volunteers Sesshomaru and Inuyasha?" She asked looking quite exasperated. They both nodded dumbly. "Oh thank heavens! Ok here," She said throwing them both aprons. "Now go on inside. Extra diapers are behin the front desk. And the bathrooom's down the first hall on your left. Ta-ta!" With that she was gone. Inuaysha and Sesshomaru looked at each other and groaned. They had been left to do one of the most dreaded tasks- takeing care of toddlers.

Mazylover: Hope you enjoyed the first chapter. If this wasn't very funny don't worry the story gets funnier (and more random) latter on.