Mazylover: Ok I think this chapter will erupt in complete and utter randomness. That is my warning. Ok I don't own Inuyasha or Sesshomaru, or Kagome and Rin, (even thought they were barely mentioned) I do however own 'Happy Tots Day Care' cuz I made it up off the top of my head. okay- NOW READ!!!

"Look! It's a kitty person!" Yelled a little boy as he started tugging on Inuaysha's ears. An anime vein apeared on his head as he clentched his fist. "I'm not a cat." "But you looks like a kitty. So you gots to be kitty!" (no that's not a grammer error. That's how some toddlers I know talk.) "Listen you little runt, I'm not cat. So shut your yap you puny little good for nothing-"

"Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty" Inuyasha looked around to find a few children chanting the horid word over and over. 'Oh great Kami. I should've taken Sesshomaru's advise and dump Kagome. WAIT?! Did I just say I should have taken advise from Sesshomaru? I really-'

"FUNNY MAN!" Inuyasha looked up his face turning red with four anime veins. 'Why does every existing toddler decide it's good to-' "LOOK IT'S THE FUNNY MAN!" '...interupt me....'

Sesshomaru looked down at the evil little pig-tailed girl from before. She was currently staring at him with great interest. "FUNNY MAN!" She turned to what looked like a pair of siblings. A boy and girl both with brown hair and green eyes. Both were glaring evily at the opposite. The girl began stepping on the boy's foot and the boy yelled things such as 'Stupid' and 'Meanie'. Yes they were definatly brother and sister. "Corrie! Lori!" Both snapped their heads towards the blond pig-tailed girl. She drew in a deep breath, "LOOK IT'S THE FUNNY MAN" She exclaimed pointing to Sesshomaru. "Let's poke him!' The two siblings cried in unison. Soon Sesshomaru had a trio of children poking him, 'Ugg I wish these stupid little creations would get off me,' Sesshomaru thought to himself.

Inuyasha, meanwhile, was having a bit 'fun' of his own. All the younger toddlers (2 and 3 year olds) had began dancing around him singing, "Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!" Inuaysha turned to look at Sesshomaru and was thrown into fits of histarical laughter. Sesshomaru, the demon prince, was having his hair pulled, legs poked, and mouth formed into odd positions by three children. Sesshomaru looked up at the sudden burst of laughter and glared at the histarical Inuyasha. The rest of the children starred at him and then began laughing also. As Inuyasha finally calmed down he noticed the laughing children before him. "Whoa, what happened to them?" He asked cluelessly. "You," Sesshomaru growled, "You laughed..."

-=-= Five Minutes Later =-=-

Inuaysha's eyes seemed to be hollow. Most of the children were still laughing except for the three who had been standing next to Sesshomaru which had resumed poking him.

"Make them Shut UP!" Sesshomaru said venomessly.

"How about you!"

"Why me? It's you're fault!"

"Come on! We know who's fault it really is! Mr. 'I Can't Defend Myself Against Three Seven Year Olds!"

"Oh really! I least I can prove I'm not a kitty!"

"Why you!" With that Inuyasha took out his Tetsusuaiga. Sesshomaru had also taken out Tojikin (am I spelling that rite? Gomen Nasai!)

"SHINEY!" Called the pig-tailed girl turning her attention from Sesshomaru towards the swords. The twins looked at it a moment the yelled in unison "POKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyahsa sweat-dropped as the three children began to poke the swords. The other kids stopped laughing the moment the two twins finished thier declaration of pokiness. Withing fifteen seconds a huge mass of kids were swarming Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fighting so they could poke the pointly objects.

Inuyasha & Sesshoamaru: O-O;;;

Mazylover: I told you this would be random. i will probably have 2 more chapters. Hope you liked this.

Sesshomaru: It was stupid and pointless.

Mazylover: (glare) Reveiw or I'll have Lori and Corrie poke you MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH...