A/N: This fic was brought to you by the kids at my school who have nothing better to do in their spare time. bows

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, but I do own a few CDs. Cool, huh? Yeah, I thought so.

Dairy Queen Adventure

Destiny Islands was quiet. Not a sound could be heard across the island but the rustle of the ocean waves as they crashed onto the shore. Suddenly a boat came to the dock. A muscular teen figure stepped out of the small boat and walked out onto the beach. He glanced over the islands and thought a while.

'Hmm.....' he mumbled a few random words as he thought.

The teen had silver hair and wore a yellow tank-top with black straps that crossed over his chest in an "X" shape. He wore normal blue jeans, and also kept poofier blue ones over them. His shoes were blue and white. Not to mention, his feet were big. oo

He couldn't believe there was no one on the island right now. It was the weekend... where could they all be? He walked over to the door leading to the cove and went through it. Not a sould was there. He turned around and headed back to the dock where he left his little boat. Suddenly, he realized something. He looked out toward the ocean.

"Hey... If there's no one on the island, then that means I can finally-"

"SURPRISE RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!"

Riku got cut off from his aloud thoughts by all his friends jumping out of their hiding, screaming at the top of their lungs. Riku slowly turned around. His eye twitched, and his hands turned to ferious fists.

"I... never... finished... what I was going.... to SAY!!!!"

All the kids staredat him in shock. One of the kids stepped up to him. It was Sora, his best friend, and he was holding some sort of box.

"Oh C'mon Riku! Lighten up! Today is your SPECIAL day. Wink Wink nudge nudge!" Sora handed him the box.

"What's so special about today?" Riku asked. Sora took a deep breath.

"Today iiisssssss..........."

Riku leaned forward. "Yeeeessssssss???"

"Today iiisssssss..........."

Riku leaned foward even more. "Yeeeeesssssssss?????"

"Today........ is........."

Riku threw a coconut at him. "OUT WITH IT!!!!"

Sora blinked, then finally told him. "Today is the day you..... uh...." Sora turned around and looked at all his island friends. "What was today? He asked them. They all sighed.

"IT'S PIMP JUICE DAY!!!"

Sora smiled. "Yeah! And since it's Pimp Juice Day, we all choose YOU to be the pimp."

Riku looked confused. "Why ME?"

"Because you're pimp like that." Sora grinned, then motioned for him to open the box his present was in. Riku slowly lifted the lid, and inside was the scarriest thing he had ever seen.

"Why did you give me a picture of you shopping in WalMart?" Riku's eybrow raised.

Sora jumped up and down. "There's more! Keep flippin' through all the photos!"

Riku sighed. He looked at the next one. "Uh... this is Sora eating a sub at Subway..." He named each picture out to everyone as he looked through them all.

"Sora taking a bath, Sora making a cake, Sora swimming, Sora climbing up George Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore... What the... Sora? How much time do you have on your hands??" Riku looked at him seriously.

Sora stood there, looking around as if he had no idea what Riku had just said. "What?"

Riku lowered his head. "Ah screw it." He looked around, wondering what elese was to come with his 'surprise'. "Sooo.... where's the cake?"

Wakka stepped forward. "It's not your Birthday ya dumbass. Instead, you're a gonna get a nice bed suite in that empty room over there, ya?"

Riku stared at Wakka. He never really understood a word he said. Riku always thoguh Wakka had some major problems because he never seemed to put down that ball thingy he was always carrying. Riku examined Wakka. He looked at his hair, then suddenly got a major craving for Dairy Queen ice cream.

"Uh... can I at least get some ice cream?" He asked.

Sora put his arm around him. "Sure! Anything for our STAR Pimp! I'll take you to Dairy Queen in my boat! C'mon!"

Sora grabbed Riku by the arm and took him to the small wooden boat that Sora likes to call "TITANIC". They waved goodbye to Kairi, Wakka, Tidus, and whoever else was there, then they both climbed into the boat and Sora began to paddle toward their homelad city.

END OF CHAPTER UNO

Yesh.... O.o;; School causes stuff like this. That's why my friends and I are making bad grades. -.- Wheee.........

The Wakka's Hair thing was an inside joke. Hahahaa!!....... uh..... I'm gonna leave now... o.o