Counseling, continued.
Warning: Slight Kuwabara bashing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. . . life just isn't fair. . .
"Oh no, Sano's next, I cant stand him. Well, we've done enough characters from Rurouni Kenshin anyway. We'll just skip his appointment." She called to the clerk, "Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho is next."
"Botan. You're next."
"Bingo, you win the prize."
"Right-o then." Botan walked into the room.
"Bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo..."
"Have you been practicing not saying bingo lately?"
"I've – bingo – tried – bingo – but – bingo – it's – bingo – hard – bingo – to – bingo – not – bingo – say – bingo – bingo."
"What have you done to practice not saying bingo within the last week?"
"I've – bingo – only – bingo – gone – bingo – to – bingo – the – bingo – bingo – bingo – hall – bingo – seventeen – bingo – times."
"Is that seventeen times daily, or throughout the course of the week?"
"Daily. Bingo."
"At least it's better than last time. Shall we continue?"
(Singing to the tune of there was a farmer had a dog) "There was a bingo had a bingo and bingo was it's bingo, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and bingo was its bingo. There was a bingo had a bingo and bingo was it's bingo, bingo I-N-G-O, bingo I-N-G-O, bingo I-N-G-O, and bingo was its bingo. There was a bingo had a bingo and bingo was it's bingo, bingo bingo N-G-O, bingo bingo N-G-O, bingo bingo N-G-O, and bingo was its bingo. There was a bingo had a bingo and bingo was it's bingo, bingo bingo bingo G-O, bingo bingo bingo G-O, bingo bingo bingo G-O, and bingo was its bingo. There was a bingo had a bingo and bingo was it's bingo, bingo bingo bingo bingo O, bingo bingo bingo bingo O, bingo bingo bingo bingo O, and bingo was its bingo. There was a bingo had a bingo and bingo was it's bingo, bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo , bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo, bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo, and bingo was its bingo."
"No, I can't say you've improved one bit."
"But – bingo – I – bingo – got – bingo – some – bingo – normal – bingo – words – bingo – out."
"Okay, you've improved a tiny bit, by next week I want you to only attended between ten and fifteen games of bingo."
"I'll – bingo – try."
"I'll see you next week." They waved goodbye, Rudi called to the clerk, "Next."
"Yukina." Yukina stood up and walked into the room.
"Why hello Rudi."
"Hello. Why do you have an appointment here? I thought you were one of the few sane characters from your show."
"So did I, but apparently I'm insane because I like ugly people, go figure."
Rudi sat there and imagined a picture of Kuwabara in her mind," Eww."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Please, its okay, you can tell me."
"IT WAS NOTHING."
"Right, well if I'm fine, I'm gonna leave, okay by you?"
"Perfectly fine, have a nice day." Rudi said in a fake cheerful voice. Once Yukina left, she said," That is one disturbed child. . . next."
"Yusuke."
"Yeah, yeah I know."
"Hello Yusuke, what brings you here?'
He said in a disturbed tone of voice, "Well, you see. There was this one scene me and Kuwabara had to do, and the director just couldn't get the right angle."
"I see, continue."
"Um- have you ever seen the episode where I got revived."
"Yes."
"That one part that I displayed the messages to the three people? "
"Yes."
"And Kuwabara got his message. . . ."
"Yes, I've seen the whole episode."
"That one scene was shot over fifty times. I'll be disturbed for life."
"You mean the one where you and Kuwabara kiss?"
"Aah, don't say that! My ears they burn! Aah!" he fell over and screamed non-stop for the next thirty minutes.
"That's quite enough." Yusuke stopped screaming and stood up calmly.
"You're right, bye 'till next week."
"Good bye. Next!"
"Kuwabara, you're-"A little girl shrieked, a wolf howled, a mirror broke, Yusuke screamed like a little girl, a bird died, and a baby cried. "Ugly."
"Don't you come in here you ugly-"Rudi screamed.
"Rudi!" One of the security guards interrupted.
"Sorry, but he is. Don't you take one step into this office you, you ugly thing, you'll poison it! I'll have my guards tackle you before you do!"
"But Rudi, it's so ugly, you can't expect us to actually touch it."
"I'm warning you!" She screamed at the ugly one, ignoring the security guards plea's. Kuwabara turned around and got slapped by Keiko numerous times before falling on the ground unconscious.
"Ha, take that." Keiko said defiantly. She slapped the door open and sat down. "I believe I'm up next."
"Yes you are." Rudi said, looking down at her schedule. When she looked back up, Keiko had dragged Yusuke into the room, and started slapping to get him to shut-up.
"Yusuke, I swear, if you don't shut your mouth, I swear I'm gonna kick your. . . no slap your-"
"Keiko, I'd prefer you not use such words."
"What, you don't like the word face?"
"Sorry, I thought you were going to say something else."
"Ooh. . . Yusuke, I said shut-up!" she had slapped him as the conversation was being carried out, and finally hit him so hard he stopped screaming.
"Um- guards, put her in the closet, I feel unsafe." She said so Keiko couldn't hear her.
"Right." They took Keiko and tossed her in the closet. Yusuke was tossed in as well, due to the fact that Keiko refused to release her grip on his shirt.
"Next victim- I mean patient." Rudi said.
"Kurama." Kurama walked in and sat down.
"Hello Kurama."
"Hello Rudi." He said in that smooth, calm voice he always has, "I guess your wondering why I'm here. Am I not right?"
"You are, please, explain."
"You see, my truest name is Youko, I was a fox, a spirit fox."
"Uh huh. . ." Rudi wasn't listening to a word he just said, instead she was starring him. "Right. . ."
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Uh huh. . ."
"Your not! That's it I'm leaving. . ."
"No you're not! Security!" The security people grabbed one of his arms a piece.
"SSSSSssss. . . " there was a sizzling noise as their cold hands touched such a hot surface. They brought him over to a different, more roomy closet and placed him inside. The door was locked and Rudi said, "I'll talk to you later. Next."
Ld: Review responses -
Maddgollum89: Uh..... riiiight...
Blue-katana-girl: I fixed it, I did! I'll let you join the KFC, then you can compete against Cg for new leader!
Imevil666: Krystal..... you're weird, you know that, ne?
Chronogirl: Glad you liked.... but Yoko wasn't in that chappie O.o
Kikoutei-hiryuu: I'm HIT! ::flails arms around wildly::