Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine
I've decided to experiment with other styles of rhyme, not just couplets. So, there will be some bad limericks here, courtesy of Draco Malfoy
Part Four
Hermione:
Move away, please don't you mind
We're back into the daily grind
I have to work, and go to class
And study hard, and hope to pass
If I don't I will be sad
Hey, don't push!
Half-Blood Prince (in disguise):
Oh, whoops, my bad!
Hermione:
That's okay, I am not hurt
Excuse me now, I must be curt
Are you new to these school doors?
I've never seen you here before!
HBP:
Yes I am, thanks all the same
(RON and HARRY walk up)
Ron:
Hey, you're new!
Harry:
What is your name?
(HBP thinks quickly)
HBP:
Uh, my name's Alberd Hooc-Plinf
But you can call me all but wimp (it doesn't rhyme, but nothing rhymes with "plinf")
(They all walk into the Great Hall, where the Sorting Ceremony is happening)
Ron:
Hey, Alberd, have you been sorted?
HBP:
I will, or so it's been reported
Soon, I hope, and I am sure
That I will be in Gryffindor
Malfoy:
Look, its Potty, and his dorks
With faces you could carve from spork
Ron:
Sod off, Malfoy, stupid head
Say one more thing, and you'll be dead
Malfoy:
I'm so scared, you gay bi-atch
I'm fearing your small Fire crotch
You're not man enough, I bet
To even crash a tiny fete
Harry:
Lets just go, leave him alone
HBP:
You are right, lets go back home
(Golden trio and HBP head off. Malfoy grabs Hermione)
Malfoy:
Silly Mudblood, I'm not done
I've just began my nightly fun
So right before you join your crew
I have a small poem for you
"There once was a guy named Malfoy
A most handsome and clever young boy
Granger walked up to it
And flashed him her tit
And said, 'Here is your brand new chew toy.'"
Hermione:
In your dreams, you dumb inbred
I would do that, if you were dead
Malfoy:
Then I have hope, I do suppose
To get you to take off your clothes
I guess you would be stupid too
Since the Dark Lord has fool-ed you
Hermione:
What? You must have been away
I'd never give him time of day!
Malfoy:
Shows how dumb you really will
Dumbo bint, I'll help you still
I am not evil, so I will do
I have another rhyme for you
"There once was a girl from West Ham
Who got suckered into a foul scam
She had some fair warning
But thought them all boring
And did not heed the anagram"
Hermione:
The substance isn't right, you bum
'Cause dear West Ham, I am not from
Your rhyming, though, has gotten better
But I will never be your debtor
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bum BUM BUM! REJECTED!!!!
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