Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter
Happy birthday Hermione! I'm writing a little birthday fic for her, that should be up by tomorrow.
Part Five
Snape:
Today's the first day of my class
And none of you, I think, will pass
Your heads are filled with useless notions
That interfere with making potions
Draco:
Excuse me, Prof, notice me please
I do have talent to mix these
Potions, which I do adore
Would you like me to talk more?
Snape:
That's okay, my bleach-blonde friend
I would prefer if you did end
Ron:
You've been told, you stupid bore!
Snape:
50 points from Gryffindor!
HBP (in disguise):
Does he always act like this?
His biased-ness is hard to miss
(Later, in the Gryffindor Common Room….)
Harry:
Why am I here, oh Ginny fair?
Why am I here, and not o'er there?
Have you chores for me to do?
Ginny:
I have something to tell you
Please my lover, do not rant
Because, dear Harry, I'm pregnant
Harry:
OMIGOD! Surely you jest!
Ginny:
I had to get it off my chest
I found it out, oh, just last week
Was I brave, or am I meek?
Harry:
You are brave, my sweetie, oh!
(RON walks in)
Ron:
Why are you two yelling so?
And where is Herm, she's missing now
Please tell me why, or tell me how
Ginny:
Not yet, Ron, just go away
Go find Crookshanks, go to play
Meanwhile, in the dungeons…..
Hermione:
Lalala, dumdumdum dee
Draco:
Are you looking here for me?
Hermione:
No, I'm working on my rounds
Why are you not off school grounds?
You're known for sneaking off at night
I'll let you go without a fight
Draco:
You shain't believe all that you hear
Because I'm not that bad, my dear
Hermione:
Shut up, Draco, go away
I have to finish this today
Draco:
Why, you're calling me Draco!
Not stupid dick or little ho!
Do you think I am really hot?
Hermione:
Sorry Malfoy, I do not
Just go to sleep, and snore in bed
And I will go pretend you're dead
Draco:
Sorry Herm, I do think not
I'm too wound up, and you're too hot
We can't let hormones go to waste
Kiss me now, I want to taste.
Hermione:
Shut up, dude, I think you're gay!
Draco:
It's your birthday here today……
(Hermione is taken aback)
Hermione:
Are you stalking me, Draco?
Yes it is, how did you know?
Draco:
I just knew, because I'm on
Did Potter 'member, or did Ron?
Hermione:
No, they didn't, they're too busy
(Draco leans in and kisses her)
Hermione:
Wow, that did make me quite dizzy!
Draco:
There's plenty more where that came from
Hermione:
I'm almost done, you want to come?
(The two walk off down the deserted corridor. The HBP pops out of no where.)
HBP:
Stupid Weasley, Stupid Potter
They let her get away, the rotter
She's their brains, and now they're lost
I can blow a lot of cost
Now they're blind, and full of ike
Perfect time for me to strike
OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO
UHUHUH! UH oH! I had to let Hermione have a bit of nookie on her birthday. It was only right.
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