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Part Six
(Hermione and Draco are in a deserted dungeon corridor)
Hermione:
Why do I always meet you here?
Draco:
Will people see us, do you fear?
I'm not ashamed, no that's not it
I don't want them to throw a fit
Yours don't like me, mine don't like you
I thought this place would help us two
Hermione:
I don't know, I think you're whacked
I don't know why I'm here, in fact
I hate you, right? I hate your touch
Draco:
You talk about yourself too much
Why are you here? Are you a tease?
Ignoring me, do tell me please!
Hermione:
Shut up, shut up, you plastic dick!
To like you, I did not pick!
(Draco looks like Christmas has come early)
Draco:
You like me, oh happy day!
I never thought I'd hear you say-
-those words, I've dreamed it often though
Lets take it fact, forget the slow
Hermione:
No, lets not, you horny lover
I like you only as a brother
Draco:
That's a start for me, I guess
Though I feel I'm in a mess
My love of you has made me sick!
(Hermione is touched)
Hermione:
Just kiss me now, and make it quick!
(He does. SQUEE!)
Draco:
That was nice, now I must fly
(Draco runs down the hall. Hermione stares longingly at him)
Hermione:
He's really not a big, bad guy
I have to sleep now, man, I'm tired
I'll go back now, I bet Ron's ired
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Prof. Flitwick:
Hello all, how is the morning?
Ron:
Sod off, my brain cells are still forming!
It's too early now for Charms
Hermione:
He's right, our sleep could cause some harms
Prof. Flitwick:
I guess you're right., Her-my-o-nee
Take a break, I have to pee
(He totters off. Harry, Ron, and HBP lean over towards Hermione)
Ron:
Where were you last night, my dear
I thought you dead, I had some fear
Harry:
Were you in the library?
HBP (in a hurry):
I was there, and so was she!
We had to study all night long
Ron;
So you were safe there all along!
(Harry and Ron have a chat. HBP sits next to Hermione)
HBP:
Where were you, you little minx?
Don't you lie, your ears are pinx (an: hehehehe)
You aren't as cutesy as you look
You were not snogging with a book
Hermione:
I wasn't kissing any one
HBP:
You don't lie well, you're much too fun!
I see the hickey on your neck
It's red and swollen like all heck!
Hermione:
OMIGOD! Are you for real?
Please don't tell them, please don't squeal
Both of them will kill Draco!
HBP:
Hey, this Draco I do know!
He's that guy, right over there!
The one with blonde and sexy hair!
(They turn to look at Draco, who gives a flirty wave)
Hermione:
You know him, God! I thought you didn't!
Don't tell them the incident
Ron will kill him, after Harry
They'll do it quick, and will not tarry
HBP:
Your secret's safe, I will not tell
Those two, lest I will burn in hell
OOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay….is he trustworthy? More Harry and Ginny action later…..she's pregnant! Squee! More Draco/Hermione goodness! Squee!
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