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Part….Seven?
(Hermione and Harry walk into the Common Room in the morning, only to be greeted by murmurs and giggles)
Some Random Student:
Hearken, hearken, there they are!
Those naughty children from afar!
What are they doing now, I say?
Have they come out here to play?
Hermione:
What has happened, Harry lad?
Harry:
I don't know, but I am mad!
Who did this? I do not know.
But hopefully they'll come to show!
Ron:
Harry, Harry, is it true?
What they say about you two?
Harry:
I don't know, what did they tell?
Did they share that I do smell?
Ron:
No, my friend, it is far worse
A reputation breaking curse
They said you did knock Ginny up!
Like a little horny pup!
Hermione:
That's not right, you little queer!
True, its not, right Harry dear?
(Harry twiddles his thumbs. Hermione and Ron are shocked)
Hermione (in a hurry):
Let us go to eat now, Harry
Before dear Ronald here gets scary
(They bolt out of the common room. But not before they hear….)
Another Random Gryffindor with no Name:
Hermione, oh is it true?
That Draco Malfoy kiss-ed you?
That you two stayed up all night long?
Isn't that a little wrong?
Harry:
Is that true, Hermione?
Did you lie to Ron and me?
Hermione:
Yes, its true, I'm sorry now
That stupid Albred is a cow!
I guess he told the whole damn school
About our secrets, so not cool!
Harry:
You kissed Malfoy! Omigod!
He's such a little stinking sod!
Hermione:
No he's not, he's really nice!
And hot, like that Vanilla Ice (an: a bet I made with a friend)
(Harry shakes his head)
Harry:
Well, you've sinned, and so have I
Time to kill that Albred guy!
Hermione:
Albred Hooc-Plinf is that boy's name?
Don't you think it's kind of lame?
What if it's a type of puzzle?
Harry:
Do you need to wear a muzzle?
Alberd Hooc-Plinf's a first class fiddle
Hermione:
IT'S LIKE TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE!
I thought that it was just for show
But Malfoy said a day ago
"You must heed the anagram!
"Or else your friend will turn to ham!"
Harry:
Could you please repeat that line?
It sounds confusing at this time
Hermione:
I might have messed it up a bit
But my message, this is it
His name is an anagram!
(Draco walks up)
Draco:
I really do not give a damn!
Have you not gotten my veiled hint?
From my really reckless stint?
(Harry and Hermione gape at him, totally clueless)
Draco:
You two are stupid little bints
"Alberd Hooc-Plinf" is "Half-Blood Prince"!
Harry:
Oh, is that really all you say?
I thought Hooc was spelt with "k"
OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO
Stupid stupid harry!
Did you all like my pretty anagram?
ALBERD HOOC-PLINF
HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
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