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Part 8
Harry:
What should we do, my Ginny dear?
Do we just lay, trapped with fear?
Will we keep the baby small?
Or will we just abort it all?
Ginny:
No, my sweet, that would not do
We will keep it, so that you
Can see how children really rock
(Hermione pops in)
Hermione:
Hey, do you two have a clock?
Harry:
How long were you there, my friend?
Hermione:
I heard it all until the end!
You're going to keep it, joy of joy!
Love the little girl or boy!
Congrats, you two, this is so neat!
Ginny:
Don't tell Ron, 'cause he might freak
He's a bit insane, I guess
Tell him, and he'll make a mess
Harry:
Where is he now, I'm asking you.
I'd think he'd over hear us too
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(Ron is in a dark hallway. He sees Draco up ahead, and approaches)
Ron:
Hi, how are you, Draco lad?
I just heard some news that's bad
Wait here now, you wait and see
I heard you liked Hermione
Draco:
For that news, I do not blame
Who gave you my righteous name
With hers? It's not like they all say
Our names together every day
Ron:
From a source, anonymous
Now, hold still, so I won't fuss
Your hair, which you so proudly pose
I just want to punch your nose
(Ron takes a swing at Draco, and misses)
Draco:
Man, you suck, you really do
Ron:
Shut up, hold still, you piece of poo!
(He swings and misses again)
Luna:
Is that you with Ron, Draco?
Draco:
Come o'er here, so you may know!
(Luna comes over, and Ron accidentally socks her in the nose. Draco giggles madly, and runs away.)
Ron:
OMIGOSH! Are you alright?
I didn't mean to knock your light
I tried to hit the stupid pest
Who ran away, back to his nest
Luna:
That's okay, I treasure it
Because I meant to get your hit
I hope that it would somehow show
My love for you, that you now know
Ron:
You love me? That is so cool!
So now I do not hate this school.
(They kiss. Draco, still running, runs into Hermione)
Draco:
Hello sweetie, how are you?
Are you seeing Ronald too?
Hermione:
Don't say that, you handsome git
I won't let you go on with it!
I don't like Ron, as you well know
Our crush was just for shock and show
I like you, I mean, I DON'T
Draco:
You don't like me, or you won't?
I think our love is mutual
So let us consummate in full!
Hermione:
Since when did you become Sex God?
Or have you always been this odd
Draco:
No, I never was this way
Until they had Tom Felton play
Myself, In Harry Potter flicks
He did arouse the writing chicks!
Hermione:
For that reason, I can see
Because you also turned on me!
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I rhymed "show" and "know" twice in one chapter! Augh, so not good! I haven't come up with good rhymes lately…I need to read more Seuss and Rupert Annuals
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