Duelist Fued

The Hurricanes are now the Dragons, and the Tornados are now the Spellcasters. I can't think of anything better. Can you?

A little thing before I proceed... although I've watched Family Fued many times, the score system still confuses me. I haven't figured out they do it...so here, I cheat and score it by round. If ya noe how it works, email me- kaibagurl@bestcountryfan.com. Advice is greatly appreciated.

Previously, on Duelist Fued...

The contestants entered the second round with the Hurricanes ahead. Joey Wheeler gave his team, the Spellcastors, a chance to answer the problem; Name a term used In Duel Monsters. Tristan put on his "Joey the Dummy" act and got his friend really peeved. Soo...the team was going down an concentration. At strike #3, the question was given to the Dragons. Malik and Tea both had questionable answers, but as team leader, Seto consulted the men and picked Malik's choice-without asking for Mai and Tea's opinion. That created friction on his team, and by luck or skill, they nailed it, giving Dragons a second-time victory. That made the Spellcasters more desperate...and now...

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Duelist Fued: Round 3

*After toothpaste commercial...*

Audience: *ClapClapClap*

[Commercial break is now over, which means that round three will start. Teams, please send up your next player]

Duke: *Cheerfully walks up*

Serenity: No...not me...

Joey: Go up there and whip his bum, sis!! Make me proud!!

Serenity: B-but..

Joey: No buts...now, AVENGE ME!!!

Serenity: Joey? O_O

[Um, Serenity? Ya ready?]

Joey: *squeezes Serenity's shoulder* Sorry..Just try your best...that's all that counts!

Serenity: O.K! ^_^ *walks up to join Duke*

Duke: Hey Sweetie!

Tristan: Try all ya want, but you're nothing- NOTHING- compared to me! *poses*

Joey: Get lost! *elbows him*

Duke: Don't mock me, guys...watch your tongue!

Tristan: Sorry, can't see it.

Joey: Mine can touch my nose! *demonstrates and...drools on shirt* oops... *whipes shirt with hand*

Tristan: Uck!! Get away!

Everyone Else: -_-'

[Uh, with all said and done, and with your hygienes all back under control, let's begin. Hands behind your backs, and think this over: Name a Card on the Top 7 list*, excluding the Egyption God cards.

Malik: ~_~

Duke & Serenity: *thinking*

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*after a while...*

Hello? Still awake? (tick, tock, tick, tock,)

Mai: *yawn*

(!buzz!) [Earth to Duke! Earth to Serenity! You've had plenty of time. ANSWER ME!! Let's start with Duke, since his team is ahead.]

Duke: Um, Fairy Meteor Crush?

(!buzz!) [Nope. Serenity?]

Serenity: *looks at Joey*

Joey: *thumbs up*

Serenity: Monster Reborn!

(!buzz!) [Nope. Duke?]

Duke: Dark Hole

(!buzz!)[nah...c'mon y'all can do better!]

Serenity: Dark Magician!

(!ding!) [Yes!! Finally, a correct answer! Dark Magician is #7.]

Serenity: oh... *blink.blink* I did it... *blink.blink*

Yugi: *looks proud*

[Play or pass?]

Serenity: Play!!!

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[Your turn, Tristan}

Tristan: Blue Eyes???????

(!ding!) [It's 5th on the list.]

Seto: Of course it is far more superior than that Dark Magician of Yugi's.........

Yugi: -_-

[Ishizu??]

Ishizu: *Flash of insight* Relinquished

Seto & Yugi: *shudder*

(!ding!) [Sixth]

Joey: Reliquished?? Wasn't that one of Pegasus' monsters?

[Yeah...it's part of his collection...]

Tristan: Hey! Why isn't he here?

[Um...yes...unfortunately, he was unable to join us tonignt]

Seto & Yugi: *looks of relief*

Ryou: My turn!! How 'bout my fab, the Man Eater Bug?!

Yami Bakura: *In Ryou's mind* That's MY favorite, dweeb!

(!buzz!) [Nope. Strike one. Yugi?]

Yugi: Exodia, the greatest of 'em all.

(!ding!) [Well...duh, of course it's numba one. Joey?]

Joey: heh...as the crazy Paradox brothers say... Poh-lee-mai-zay-shon!

[Uh, English please?]

Ishizu: Correction -Polymerization

(!ding!) [Oh...you meant Polymerization? Second...not bad. Serenity?]

Serenity: Red Eyes?

Joey: Yeah!!

(!buzz!) [strike two]

Joey: Hey-this thing is cheap!! Kaiba and Yugi's monster is up there by mine isn't??

[ahem...It's Tristan's turn]

Tristan: Everyones favorite...the Cyber Commander!!

Everyone: -_-;;

(!buzz!) [nah...strike three. The Dragons are up with two answers on the board...]

Seto: hmph

Mai: This time, girls get first pick!

Tea: Yay! Shining Friendship!

Mai: NO!!! Harpy Lady!

Malik: No- they're weaklings!

Mai: Hey-this is Girl talk!

[Have an answer, team?]

Mokuba: Chill!! Everyone, we need somethin' really good...

Mai: Think you can do better?

Mokuba: Yep. ^_^ Raigeki!

Duke: Awsome!

Mai: It's...okay...I guess...

Tea: ~_~ Whatever ya say...

Malik: Raigeki! It's the one!

Seto: Final answer-Raigeki

[going once...going twice...] (!buzz!) [Nope]

Mai: I knew it was my Harpy Lady!!

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[Since the Dragons failed to give me a correct answer, the Spellcasters get the round.]

Spellcasters:*jumps.cheers.claps.whistles*

Duke: Eh...we're still ahead!

Joey: Not for long!

Ishizu: What were the other two answers?

[well...(!ding!) Number 3 waz Magical Hats]

Yugi: Oh!! I didn't know it was THAT popular!

[and...(!ding!) 4 waz Mechanical Chaser.]

Everyone: !?!WHAT!?!

Joey: I've never even heard of it!!!

Seto: and it's favored over my Blue Eyes?!?!?!

Ishizu: It's a level 4 machine -dark- with 1850 attack and 800 defense.

Everyone: ?????????????????????

Mai: How do you know??

Ishizu: *blush* I own one.

Everyone else: Oh..................

[With the Spellcasters back in the game, we conclude Round 3 with the Dragons having 2 victories and with one for the Spellcasters. Round 4 will begin shortly- and that will kick off our double pointers!]

Audience: *cheers*

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Round 4: Top 7 Cards*

1. Exodia the Forbidden One

2. Polymerization

3. Magical Hats

4. Mechanical Chaser

5. Blue Eyes White Dragon

6. Relinquished

7. Dark Magician

*Note: This list came from the top 10 cards list in Issue #4 of Beckett Yu-Gi-Oh!! I took out the fusion & Toon cards because they don't exist in the world of Duel Monsters. Ya don't see Duelists carrying around "Fusion Decks". For example, Joey doesn't have the "Black Skull Dragon" card. All he had to do was to use "Polymerization" to fuse Yugi's "Summoned Skull" and his "Red Eyes Black Dragon" together-and there was Black Skull Dragon. Pegasus also played the "Blue Eyes Toon Dragon" in his duel against Seto. All he did was use one of Seto's "Blue Eyes White Dragon" and stuff it into his "Toon World". Then, out came the "Blue Eyes Toon Dragon"!

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Coming soon! Round 4 of Duelist Fued- where the Double Rounds Begin. (like Double Jeoperady)