A/N: This is completely random. It's from . In the game section there's a thread where you substitute a word from a Les Miz line with the word 'pants'. I decided to re-do all of "One Day More", using "pants" in various places.
One Pant More
Valjean: One pant more, another pant, another destiny. This never ending road to calvary. These men who seem to know my pants will surely come and do a dance. One pant more.
Marius: (To his pants) I did not live until today. How can I live when we are parted?
Valjean: One pant more
Marius: Tomorrow you'll be worlds away. And yet with you my world has started.
Eponine: One more pant all on my own.
Marius: Will we ever meet again?
Eponine: One more pant with him not caring.
Marius: I was born to wear you.
Eponine: What a life I might have know.
Marius: And I swear I will be true.
Eponine: But I'll never wear his pants! (A/N: Ok...........)
Enjolras: One more pant before the storm!
Marius: (who has just put his pants in the laundry and is wearing a new pair) Do I follow where the go?
Enjolras: At the barricades of pants!
Marius Shall I join my brothers there?
Enjolras: When our pants begin to form!
Marius: Do I stay and to I dare?
Enjolras: Will you give your pants to me? (A/N: YES! Wait.....he's talking to Marius, not me. Damn.)
Chorus: The time is now, the pants are here!
Valjean: One pant more!
Javert: One more pant 'til revolution. We will nip it in the bud. We'll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet their pants with blood. (A/N: Oh, how I can pervert Les Miserables)
Valjean: One pant more!
Thenardiers: Watch 'em run amuck, catch 'em as they fall. Never know your luck when there's a free-for-all. Here a little 'dip' there a little 'touch'. Most of them have pants on (A/N: I should hope so.....) so they won't miss much.
Students: One pant to a new beginning. Raise the pants of freedom high. Every pant will be a king. Every pant will be a king, There's some new pants for the winning. There are new pants to be won. Do you hear the people sing?
Marius: My place is here. My pants, for you!
Valjean: One pant more!
Marius: I did not live until these pants!
Javert: I will join these people's pants. I will follow where they go. I will learn they're little secrets. I will know the things they know!
Eponine: One more pant all on my own.
Valjean: On pant more!
Marius: Tomorrow you'll be worlds away and yet with you my world has started.
Javert: One more pant 'til revolution. We will nip it in the bud. We'll be ready for these schoolboys.
Thenardiers: Watch 'em run amuck catch 'em as they fall never know your luck when there's a free-for-all.
Eponine: What a life I might have known!
Valjean: Tomorrow we'll be far away. Tomorrow is the judgement day. Tomorrow is the judgement day.
Javert: Tomorrow is the judgement day.
All: Tomorrow we'll discover what our pants have in store. One more dawn! One more pant! One pant more!