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A/N: Hello there everyone! In this story, I'm gonna thank my reviewers! Maybe that will get people to reveiw...(Sees he has no reviews) Uh-huh...
The Renaissance Faire
Chapter Two
The broken down hippie car is crawling down the street, emitting pitch black smoke from its exhaust pipe. All the windows are broken and the metal has been ripped to pieces. "Zelda..." Moaned Young Link holding an ice pack to his head. "The fumes are making me dizzy..."
"DEAL WITH IT!!" Zelda yelled.
"Little Link, it's best not to get mommy angry when she's driving..." Roy told Young Link.
"She's my mommy?!" Young Link said his eyes opening wide. "No...It...IT CAN'T BEEEEEEEEE!!"
"Mother Zelda..." Ness said quietly. "I'm hungry. Can we stop at the next fast food place?"
Zelda was to busy trying to give the finger to the people driving next to her to notice. "Wha? Oh, whatever..."
"YEY!!!" Ness cheered, rushing over Link and looking out what was left of the Window. "LOOK! A MCDONALDS!" Ness pointed at the golden arches. "Zelda! Stop! STOP!"
Zelda, instead of stopping as the boy asked, slammed on the gas peddle and zoomed off down the road, running three red lights and two stop signs, muttering something about how the people in the next car looked like pixies. After about another 15 minutes of driving...
"Oh, Look, LOOK!" Young Link yelled pointing out his window. "BURGER KING!"
"I see a McDonalds!" Ness added. "That makes it Burger King three and McDonalds eight! Zelda, you said we can stop at the eighth fast food place we pass!"
"What? Oh...I ment...Eighty-seventh...Yeah...That's what I meant." After another 15 minutes of driving... "What? Oh...I meant...Eighty-seven thousand..."
Ness and Young Link snapped their fingers and went back to looking out their windows. "McDonalds..." Ness said dully.
"All around the blueberry bush, the monkey chased the wiener...the wiener thought it was all in fun...CRUNCH Goes the wiener..." Young Link sang.
"Burger King...Starbucks..."
Young Link gasped and turn at Ness. Link also seemed shocked and Roy turned around with an equally shocked face. "Did...did you just say Starbucks?" All three asked, with a hint of fear in their voice.
"Yeah, why?"
The Three other boys turned towards Zelda, who eye's were twitching and foaming at the mouth. "Must...have...STARBUCKS!!!!" She screamed, turning the car sharply and pulling into the Starbuck's parking lot, causing the three cars behind to crash.
---Parking Lot---
Zelda parked their hippie car in a parking space, removed her seatbelt and dashed into the Starbucks before you could say, 'Hey Zelda, are you foaming at the mouth?'. "Damn it Ness!" Link yelled at the boy. "You just HAD to say Starbucks didn't ya!"
"I'm sorry..." He said, sighing. "I didn't know Zelda was a Starbucks slave."
Roy unhooked his seatbelt and grabbed Ness by the collar. "EVERYONE is a Starbucks Slave..." Roy said. "You go in their once...you never come out..."
"Why?"
"I've seen it...when Marth dragged me in there once..." Roy dropped Ness, who fell to the car floor with a thud. "Those workers, no, ZOMBIES, are...are so nice...they just...pull you in as you order...then...they take so long to give you want you want so...so...You sit down and wait on...the... COUCHES OF HELL!!! They are so soft...and so pretty...you just can't get up...and they place music...MUSIC OF THE DEVIL!!! Then...they tell you...you can go on the Internet...THE INTERNET FOR HADES!!!!" Roy said, looking around the car. "And they give you your coffee or your cookie... Which...are really...MIND CONTROLLING MONSTERS!!!"
Ness and Young Link gasped and hid behind Link. "Roy! Your scaring the little ones..."
"It must be done...we must scare them to save them!! Then...when you think you gained the will power to leave, oh no...your friends come in...AND THEN YOU TALK!!! THERE IS NO ESCAPING STARBUCKS!!!!!!"
"Then how did you and Marth escape?" Young Link asked.
"It had to close...luckily, it was only a 12 hour Starbucks...but...I fear they have gotten longer hours since then..." Roy's eyes narrowed. "Their open 24 hours..." The entire car gasped. "I fear it is too late for Zelda. WE MUST SAVE HER!!!" The four bolted out of the car and headed towards the entrance of Starbucks.
---Starbucks---
Roy and Ness stuck their heads around the corner to peer into the window. They saw two woman sitting on the couch talking, a man sitting in a chair reading, a Starbucks worker sweeping the floor and Zelda up at the counter ordering. "Guys, it's gonna be harder then we thought..." Roy whispered. "We've got three slaves blocking the way, along with their ringleader..."
"DAMN!" Link yelled in a whisper. "How are we gonna save Zelda!!!"
"I've got a plan..." Roy jumped out from their hiding place and jumped through the window in front of the store. He fell to the floor with all pieces of glass sticking from his body and was bleeding all over. Roy began to push himself up as the store worker ran to his aid.
"Sir, are you all right?" He asked.
"Don't touch me, you zombie!" Roy said, standing up and pushing the worker into the wall. "ZELDA! WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU FROM THIS FATE!"
Link, Young Link and Ness burst in from the front door with waterguns in hands. "NOBODY MOVE!" They all yelled.
The three customers began to run around screaming as the worker reached into his pocket and pulled out a walkie-talkie. "We've been discovered!" The man said into the machine.
"Damn it! Pull out! PULL OUT!!! I'll take care of them..." Came a familiar voice.
The Worker hit a button on the wall and alarms began to go off around the entire store. All the windows and doors were then covered in a sheet of steel. "We're trapped!" Young Link said looking around.
"Yes, you are..." Came the voice of...FOX!
"Fox..." Roy muttered.
"Hello Roy. I see you discovered my little secret." Fox said. He was wearing a Starbucks uniform and a pin saying, 'Hello, I'm Fox!'
"Heh. Yes Fox. You never fooled anyone." Roy lifted his finger and pointed. "YOUR THE OWNER OF STARBUCKS! I KNEW IT EVER SINCE THE DAY I WENT INTO YOUR ROOM AND SAW THOSE STARBUCKS LOGOS ALL AROUND!"
Fox let out an evil laugh. "Yes, I am the owner. But you know to much. About a nice hot cup of COFFEE!" Fox reached behind his back and took out a burning hot cup of coffee and threw it Roy. It exploded and turned into a river of boiling hot coffee and rushed towards the four.
"Everyone! Get around me!" Ness said, jumping in front of the river and activating his PSI Shield. The brown substance hit the shield, but it was turned into light blue sparkles and disappeared into the air. Soon, all the coffee was gone and Ness fell to the ground. "Go on without me..." He said before he passed out onto the floor.
They turned to see that Fox was running towards the back of the store. "LINKS!" Roy yelled, pointing his hand at Fox.
The two Links pulled out their bows and shot. Young Link's shot missed, but Link's hit the target and went into Fox's right leg. Fox fell to the ground moaning. "Damn! WORKER BOY!" He yelled.
"YES SIR!" Answered the Worker Boy. He took out a remote and pressed a button. The eyes of the two woman and one man turned a deep crimson. "GET THEM!" He commanded.
The three humans jumped at the three Smashers chanting not nice things. "Don't hurt them, they're humans!" Young Link said. Just then, Zelda joined in the fight, but for the Starbucks lovers. "She's not human! Hurt her!" Young Link dashed off towards the Worker Boy with Zelda following.
Roy and Link withdrew their swords and swung at the three humans. Scared, they backed away before jumping at them again. Link took out a bomb and tossed it at them. It exploded, but inside it contained smoke, blinding the vision of the humans. Roy jumped into the smoke and whacked the first woman in the head with the back of his sword as Link did the same to the man. The Last woman jumped out of the smoke and took out her laptop. She pressed a few button and a cable flew from it and into the smoke. It hit Roy and made him fall to the ground. "ROY!" Link yelled, running to his fallen friend. "Roy, are you...okay?"
Roy's face was pale white and his body was turning into 1's and 0's. "Link...stop...theeeeee-" He couldn't finish his sentence, as he was sucked up into the computer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Link glared at the woman who was standing their laughing. "You...YOU TURNED MY FRIEND INTO MATH!!!"
"So?" The woman asked coldly. "You'll be joining him too!"
"I'VE NEVER LIKED MATH! OR COMPUTERS!!!" Link charged at the woman and stabbed her in the gut. The woman fell to the ground dead within seconds. "Stupid Math Teachers..."
Young Link ran towards Worker Boy and jumped at him. "GIVE THE REMOTE!" He yelled reaching for the machine, but was kicked down to the ground by Zelda. "Oof! Zelda! What are you doing!" He asked, standing up. "Don't you remember me?!"
"She doesn't remember anything anymore!" Worker Boy laughed. "So just give in!"
"NEVER!!!!" Young Link charged at Zelda, but she simple held out one hand, placed it on his forehead and held him back.
"Ha!" Both Zelda and Worker Boy said.
Young Link dropped his sword and pointed. "ZELDA! LOOK! STARBUCKS!"
"WHERE?!" She asked turning around. Young Link took this chance to jump at Worker Boy.
Worker Boy was tackled by Young Link and the two began fighting over the remote. "IT'S MINE!" Young Link yelled, pulling it towards him.
"NO, IT'S MINE!" Worker Boy said, pulling it towards himself.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MIME!" The two turned to see a Mr. Mime wearing a Starbucks uniform doing a stuck in the box trick. "MIME! MR. MIME!"
Young Link took this chance to steal the remote and stab it with his sword, breaking it along with the control spell. "Ha! Take that boy!" He laughed.
"Damn it..." Worker Boy mumbled, standing up. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" The boy threw a ball on the ground which exploded into smoke and when it cleared, the worker was gone.
"Ooooguh..." The man and woman moaned, standing up.
"LINK!" Young Link yelled, running over to his older self. "The spell, it's broken!"
Link was crying and wasn't paying attention to Young Link. "Roy...he's been turned into MATH!" He cried.
Just then, 1s and 0s began to appear next to Link and Young Link. "HAH! I knew I was smarter then math!" Roy said, standing there with a smile on his face.
"ROY! YOU'RE NOT MATHATIZED!!!" Link said, jumping up and hugging Roy. "YIPPIE!"
"Of course not..." Roy said, pushing Link off him. "But...we have something to take care off..." They turned to see Fox limping away into the back room, still with the arrow in his leg. The three chased after him and trapped him. "The game is over!" Roy said laughing.
"You can't escape!" Both Links said.
Fox growled. "So be it..."
Roy charged at Fox with his sword drawn. "I MUST KILL YOU TO SAY THE WORLD!!"
"ROY!" Fox yelled, shielding himself. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can possibly imagine."
"Screw that!" Roy stabbed Fox, who fell to the ground. "HA! WE'VE SAVED THE WORLD!!!"
Zelda stormed into the back room, holding her coffee. "What the hell are you three doing?! Let's get going! We're wasting time!" Zelda grabbed both Roy and Link by their ears and dragged them to the car, followed by Young Link who was carrying Ness.
---Driving---
"Look guys!" Roy said, pointing at a sign that read 'Renaissance Faire'. "We're here!!!"
"YEY!!!" The Links, Zelda and Ness cheered. Zelda pulled into the parking lot, which was nothing but rocks and grass for as far as the eye can see. "Um, is this the fair?" Zelda asked, turning off the car.
Ness and Young Link bolted out of the car and looked towards the South. "Looky!" They said. "It's a rusty satellite dish! Is that the fair?"
"I doubt it..." Link replied, stepping out of the car. "It think it would be over there, with the other people." He said, pointing towards where some people were walking up a hill.
"Well, as much as I love rust, LETS FOLLOWING THE PEOPLE!" Zelda yelled, grabbing Link and running towards the hill followed by Roy, Ness and Young Link...
---Trunk---
"Hello? Hello? Zelda? Roy? Link? Can someone let me out!!!"
To Be Countined...
A/N: Hehe, poor Marth. Poor Fox. Poor Worker Boy. Poor everyone.