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A/N: Hi. I would like to say thank you, thank you to all my lovely reveiwers. All Four of you. XD Hehe.
THANK YOU!
A/N: Now on with the story...
Zelda, Link, Roy, Young Link and Nessy walked over towards where there was a big mob of people standing. "Um, pardon me...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND FOR?!" She asked.
The people turned towards Zelda, gave her a death glare and turned back to what they were reading. "Zelda, It says, 'Shuttle Bus Stop'." Link pointed out.
"Oh...Ok...WE'RE NOT LAZY!!!" She turned and pointed up a giant hill. "LET US WALK UP THE HILL!!!"
"But-"
"NO BUTS LINKY!" Zelda said, grabbing Link and running up the giant hill.
"Isn't the fair that way?" Ness asked, pointing a sign saying, 'RENAISSANCE FAIRE, THIS WAY'.
"Yep." Roy said. "And, sadly, Zelda has our tickets, so we're gonna have to wait here till they come back."
About ten minutes later, Zelda returned with a smile on her face and a panting Link. "Okay! We've climbed the hill!"
"Yeah...we've climbed the hill..." Link said, almost passing out.
"Good, cause we're gonna have to climb another hill to get to the fair." Young Link said, pointing to where the sign said to go. At this time, Link's body fell limp. "Is he okay?"
"Oh don't worry about him Young Link!" Zelda said patting the mini link on the head. "He's just checking his eye-lids for holes."
---Giant Hill---
The five began to walk up the giant hill towards the Renaissance Faire...or atleast what they hoped was the faire. The group spilt up into two, Ness and Young Link in the front and Roy and Zelda in the back, carrying the KOed Link. "Bsst, Young Link!" Ness whispered.
"What?" He replied.
"I'm hungry..."
"They should have food at the fair."
"But I can't wait that long..."
"Your just gonna have to learn..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Ness and Young Link turned around to see Zelda bolting past them screaming. "SPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERS!"
"It wasn't a spider..." Roy mubbled, now alone dragging the body of Link. "It was a peice of fuzz..."
Ness and Young Link looked at ech other, shrugged and kept walking. As they walked, a group of Four Cloaked figures brushed past them. "Those guys have cool costumes!" Ness said. "I WANT A COSTUME!!!"
"Bsst...Yo..." Came a grumbled voice from inside the forest. The two boys turned and faced a fifth cloaked man. "I've got something you two might want..."
"Zelda told me never to talk to people wearing Black Cloaks!" Young Link said backing away.
"No, I'm a friend...I've got...something for you..." The figure handed Ness and Young Link a shinny gold ring. "It's...The Ring..."
"The ring?" They asked, picking it up.
"Yep. I have forseen the future...You'll need it..."
"It's pretty..." Ness said holding it up to the sky, only to have the glare shine back into his eyes. "AW DAMN IT!"
Young Link took the Ring from Ness and put it on. "What's it do?" But the figure was gone. "Werido... Look!" Young Link said pointing. "It's the light! The Light at the end of the forest!!" The two ran towards the light! They ran... and ran... and ran... and then saw what they had just ran into. "Ness...is this..."
"Yeah...it is..."
They had just ran into another Parking Lot. The two of them were standing on a bridge along with Zelda, who was leaning over the side and watching the waterfall. "OOOOOOOH! ITS SO PRETTY!!!" She said, leaning over trying to touch the water.
"Zelda, is this the fair?" Asked Ness.
"Huh? Fair? No this is the faire."
"So it's the fair?"
"No, it's the faire."
"Okay." Ness turned to Young Link. "Let's go to the fair!"
"YEY!"
"ITS NOT THE FAIR, IT'S THE FAIRE!! F-A-I-R-E!"
"What about a Fairy?"
"Come boys." Zelda said, grabbig Ness and Young Link's hands. "Let's go to the faire."
"What about Roy?" Asked Ness as the two we're being dragged away.
"Don't worry about him, he's a big boy..."
---Back in the Forest---
Roy was limping up the hill still holding the body of Link. "Stupid Zelda. Stupid Fuzz. Stupid Spiders..."
"Bsst...Yo..." Came a grumbled voice from the forest. Roy turned to see a cloaked man standing there. "I've got something you might want."
Roy backed away a little. "Zelda told me never to talk to men in Black Cloaks..."
---Parking Lot #2---
"Zelda, what does that building say?" Young Link asked, pointing towards a giant, broken down yellow building. It's windows were stained red and the letters A-U-G-H-T-E-R and the word 'House' could be read in red print on the side.
Zelda thought about it for a second and looked over to see the letter 'L'. "It says, Laughter House!"
"Oh! Laughter is fun! Can we go in?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!" The boy begged, pulling Zelda towards the yellow building.
"I don't see why not!" Zelda said with a smile as the three ran over towards the entrance sign. They were only in for about a second before they bolted out, Zelda's face pale white, Ness crying and Young Link puking on the ground.
"Zelda, do Cow's look like that all the time?" Ness said between sobs.
"I...am never eating hamburgers again..." The princess moaned. They didin't notice the very very last letter, 'S'...
"HELLO EVERYONE!" Roy yelled, now dragging the KOed Link by his legs. He stopped as he saw the three lying on the floor crying or puking. "Um...Are you guys drunk?" He looked up to see what the building was that they had stopped at. "Hey, it's a Laughter House! Is that like another word for Fun House?" Roy dropped Link's legs and was about of open the door when Zelda stopped him.
"Thou does notifh wish to enter yonder doors." She said, holding her hand up.
---Entrance to the Faire---
After about ten minutes of crying, puking and all other stuff bad, they group of five headed across the street and up towards a booth saying, 'TICKETS'. Off in the distances a woman was yelling, "HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BUY THOU'S PROGRAMS TODAY!" She yelled, waving giant bell.
"I'll buy one!" Roy said, taking a program.
"That will be 10 Dollars, sir."
"TEN DOLLARS?!" He yelled shocked. "That's...that's-"
Link put his hand on Roy's shoulder. "Just let it go Roy. There is nothing you can do."
"When did you get up?"
"About the time you were talking with the cloaked man."
"Why didn't you tell me you were up!?" Roy yelled.
Before Link could answer, Zelda, with a very evil look in her eye, appeared behind the two and tapped them on their shoulders. "Just WHO has been talking with CLOAKED MEN!?"
"He did it!" Link said, pointing right at Roy.
"Oh...IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" Zelda jumped at Roy and suddenly...Roy and Zelda turned into little chibi versions of themselfs and started a turn base fight! (A/N: Picture them like in SMRPG!) Zelda ran up and slapped Roy, causing a little white '6' to float over his head. Roy charged up at Zelda and swung his sword and a little white 103 appeared. Zelda ran over to Roy and held up a peice of paper reading: 'DIN'S FIRE'! She fired a din's fire at Roy, who took a full 10 damage. Roy ran over to Zelda, swung his sword again and the number 203 appeared over her head. Geno suddenly appeared and fired his Geno Whirl, doing 9999 Damage to Zelda, who then popped, sending coins everywhere. Roy turned around and gave the peace sign while Geno just nodded and victory music began playing.
"Uh-huh...How come they get good graphics?!" Ness asked.
"Your game had good graphics..." Young Link told Ness. "It was your enemy's who you hated..."
Ness growled. "New Age Retro Hippies... Grrr..."
"Woah...." Zelda moaned, standing up. "I feel as if the entire world just fell on me then laughed. So I wept, precious. I wept to be so alone..."
"Can we go in now?!" Link asked, bouncing up and down. "Canwecanwecanwecanweeeeeee!?!"
"YEP!" Zelda reached into her pockets and dug around for the paper. "Hm, not there..." She checked her other pocket. "It's not there either..."
"Zelda, please tell me you remembered the paper!"
"Oh here it is!" Zelda said, reaching into her shirt and pulling out the paper. "I put stuff on importance in my bosom."
"Why?" Asked Roy.
"Cause then everyone tries to get it!" Zelda skipped up to teh booth reading, 'PRE-ORDERS' and gave the woman behind the counter the paper. "I've come for my free tickets!"
The lady looked at the paper before brusting out laughing. "You?! YOUR THE WINNER?! HA! Sad...It must just be random drawing. Here ya go." The woman handed Zelda six tickets.
"Okay!" She gave one to Link, one to Roy, one to Ness, on to Young Link and kept one for herself. "Hm...I have an extra ticket..."
Roy thought for a second, then remembered who had also come on their trip. "Uh-oh..."
---Truck---
Marth began stabbing the the roof of the trunk with his sword. "I MUST SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!" His sword poked through the metal hull, only to have the trunk be flooded with light. "AH! THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!!!"
---Entrance---
"Oh well, we'll just give it to him!" Zelda said, pointing at Geno. She handed him the ticket, which he took and began to look over.
"Is this a Star Peice?!" Geno asked. "No...I sense evil coming from it...EVIL!!!" Geno threw the ticket up in the air and fired his finger shot at the paper, ripping in half.
"Right...Okay boys, lets get moving!" Zelda ran into the faire, ingoring the sign saying, 'Have Tickets ready for collection'.
The other four guys gave their tickets in and walked over to Zelda who was looking at a store. "So can we go off on our own?" Asked Young Link.
"Sure whatever...I'll be over there..." Zelda said, pointing to a sigh saying, 'Ye Old Coffee'. She walked over to the shop with a slight twitch in each step.
To Be Countined...
A/N: Yey! They made it to the Faire! And in One Peice!... or atleast Five of them...Who was the mystery cloaked man who gave Young Link and Ness a ring? Will we find out?! OH NO!
A/N: Hi. I would like to say thank you, thank you to all my lovely reveiwers. All Four of you. XD Hehe.
THANK YOU!
A/N: Now on with the story...
The Renaissance Faire
Chapter 3
Zelda, Link, Roy, Young Link and Nessy walked over towards where there was a big mob of people standing. "Um, pardon me...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND FOR?!" She asked.
The people turned towards Zelda, gave her a death glare and turned back to what they were reading. "Zelda, It says, 'Shuttle Bus Stop'." Link pointed out.
"Oh...Ok...WE'RE NOT LAZY!!!" She turned and pointed up a giant hill. "LET US WALK UP THE HILL!!!"
"But-"
"NO BUTS LINKY!" Zelda said, grabbing Link and running up the giant hill.
"Isn't the fair that way?" Ness asked, pointing a sign saying, 'RENAISSANCE FAIRE, THIS WAY'.
"Yep." Roy said. "And, sadly, Zelda has our tickets, so we're gonna have to wait here till they come back."
About ten minutes later, Zelda returned with a smile on her face and a panting Link. "Okay! We've climbed the hill!"
"Yeah...we've climbed the hill..." Link said, almost passing out.
"Good, cause we're gonna have to climb another hill to get to the fair." Young Link said, pointing to where the sign said to go. At this time, Link's body fell limp. "Is he okay?"
"Oh don't worry about him Young Link!" Zelda said patting the mini link on the head. "He's just checking his eye-lids for holes."
---Giant Hill---
The five began to walk up the giant hill towards the Renaissance Faire...or atleast what they hoped was the faire. The group spilt up into two, Ness and Young Link in the front and Roy and Zelda in the back, carrying the KOed Link. "Bsst, Young Link!" Ness whispered.
"What?" He replied.
"I'm hungry..."
"They should have food at the fair."
"But I can't wait that long..."
"Your just gonna have to learn..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Ness and Young Link turned around to see Zelda bolting past them screaming. "SPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERS!"
"It wasn't a spider..." Roy mubbled, now alone dragging the body of Link. "It was a peice of fuzz..."
Ness and Young Link looked at ech other, shrugged and kept walking. As they walked, a group of Four Cloaked figures brushed past them. "Those guys have cool costumes!" Ness said. "I WANT A COSTUME!!!"
"Bsst...Yo..." Came a grumbled voice from inside the forest. The two boys turned and faced a fifth cloaked man. "I've got something you two might want..."
"Zelda told me never to talk to people wearing Black Cloaks!" Young Link said backing away.
"No, I'm a friend...I've got...something for you..." The figure handed Ness and Young Link a shinny gold ring. "It's...The Ring..."
"The ring?" They asked, picking it up.
"Yep. I have forseen the future...You'll need it..."
"It's pretty..." Ness said holding it up to the sky, only to have the glare shine back into his eyes. "AW DAMN IT!"
Young Link took the Ring from Ness and put it on. "What's it do?" But the figure was gone. "Werido... Look!" Young Link said pointing. "It's the light! The Light at the end of the forest!!" The two ran towards the light! They ran... and ran... and ran... and then saw what they had just ran into. "Ness...is this..."
"Yeah...it is..."
They had just ran into another Parking Lot. The two of them were standing on a bridge along with Zelda, who was leaning over the side and watching the waterfall. "OOOOOOOH! ITS SO PRETTY!!!" She said, leaning over trying to touch the water.
"Zelda, is this the fair?" Asked Ness.
"Huh? Fair? No this is the faire."
"So it's the fair?"
"No, it's the faire."
"Okay." Ness turned to Young Link. "Let's go to the fair!"
"YEY!"
"ITS NOT THE FAIR, IT'S THE FAIRE!! F-A-I-R-E!"
"What about a Fairy?"
"Come boys." Zelda said, grabbig Ness and Young Link's hands. "Let's go to the faire."
"What about Roy?" Asked Ness as the two we're being dragged away.
"Don't worry about him, he's a big boy..."
---Back in the Forest---
Roy was limping up the hill still holding the body of Link. "Stupid Zelda. Stupid Fuzz. Stupid Spiders..."
"Bsst...Yo..." Came a grumbled voice from the forest. Roy turned to see a cloaked man standing there. "I've got something you might want."
Roy backed away a little. "Zelda told me never to talk to men in Black Cloaks..."
---Parking Lot #2---
"Zelda, what does that building say?" Young Link asked, pointing towards a giant, broken down yellow building. It's windows were stained red and the letters A-U-G-H-T-E-R and the word 'House' could be read in red print on the side.
Zelda thought about it for a second and looked over to see the letter 'L'. "It says, Laughter House!"
"Oh! Laughter is fun! Can we go in?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!" The boy begged, pulling Zelda towards the yellow building.
"I don't see why not!" Zelda said with a smile as the three ran over towards the entrance sign. They were only in for about a second before they bolted out, Zelda's face pale white, Ness crying and Young Link puking on the ground.
"Zelda, do Cow's look like that all the time?" Ness said between sobs.
"I...am never eating hamburgers again..." The princess moaned. They didin't notice the very very last letter, 'S'...
"HELLO EVERYONE!" Roy yelled, now dragging the KOed Link by his legs. He stopped as he saw the three lying on the floor crying or puking. "Um...Are you guys drunk?" He looked up to see what the building was that they had stopped at. "Hey, it's a Laughter House! Is that like another word for Fun House?" Roy dropped Link's legs and was about of open the door when Zelda stopped him.
"Thou does notifh wish to enter yonder doors." She said, holding her hand up.
---Entrance to the Faire---
After about ten minutes of crying, puking and all other stuff bad, they group of five headed across the street and up towards a booth saying, 'TICKETS'. Off in the distances a woman was yelling, "HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BUY THOU'S PROGRAMS TODAY!" She yelled, waving giant bell.
"I'll buy one!" Roy said, taking a program.
"That will be 10 Dollars, sir."
"TEN DOLLARS?!" He yelled shocked. "That's...that's-"
Link put his hand on Roy's shoulder. "Just let it go Roy. There is nothing you can do."
"When did you get up?"
"About the time you were talking with the cloaked man."
"Why didn't you tell me you were up!?" Roy yelled.
Before Link could answer, Zelda, with a very evil look in her eye, appeared behind the two and tapped them on their shoulders. "Just WHO has been talking with CLOAKED MEN!?"
"He did it!" Link said, pointing right at Roy.
"Oh...IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" Zelda jumped at Roy and suddenly...Roy and Zelda turned into little chibi versions of themselfs and started a turn base fight! (A/N: Picture them like in SMRPG!) Zelda ran up and slapped Roy, causing a little white '6' to float over his head. Roy charged up at Zelda and swung his sword and a little white 103 appeared. Zelda ran over to Roy and held up a peice of paper reading: 'DIN'S FIRE'! She fired a din's fire at Roy, who took a full 10 damage. Roy ran over to Zelda, swung his sword again and the number 203 appeared over her head. Geno suddenly appeared and fired his Geno Whirl, doing 9999 Damage to Zelda, who then popped, sending coins everywhere. Roy turned around and gave the peace sign while Geno just nodded and victory music began playing.
"Uh-huh...How come they get good graphics?!" Ness asked.
"Your game had good graphics..." Young Link told Ness. "It was your enemy's who you hated..."
Ness growled. "New Age Retro Hippies... Grrr..."
"Woah...." Zelda moaned, standing up. "I feel as if the entire world just fell on me then laughed. So I wept, precious. I wept to be so alone..."
"Can we go in now?!" Link asked, bouncing up and down. "Canwecanwecanwecanweeeeeee!?!"
"YEP!" Zelda reached into her pockets and dug around for the paper. "Hm, not there..." She checked her other pocket. "It's not there either..."
"Zelda, please tell me you remembered the paper!"
"Oh here it is!" Zelda said, reaching into her shirt and pulling out the paper. "I put stuff on importance in my bosom."
"Why?" Asked Roy.
"Cause then everyone tries to get it!" Zelda skipped up to teh booth reading, 'PRE-ORDERS' and gave the woman behind the counter the paper. "I've come for my free tickets!"
The lady looked at the paper before brusting out laughing. "You?! YOUR THE WINNER?! HA! Sad...It must just be random drawing. Here ya go." The woman handed Zelda six tickets.
"Okay!" She gave one to Link, one to Roy, one to Ness, on to Young Link and kept one for herself. "Hm...I have an extra ticket..."
Roy thought for a second, then remembered who had also come on their trip. "Uh-oh..."
---Truck---
Marth began stabbing the the roof of the trunk with his sword. "I MUST SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!" His sword poked through the metal hull, only to have the trunk be flooded with light. "AH! THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!!!"
---Entrance---
"Oh well, we'll just give it to him!" Zelda said, pointing at Geno. She handed him the ticket, which he took and began to look over.
"Is this a Star Peice?!" Geno asked. "No...I sense evil coming from it...EVIL!!!" Geno threw the ticket up in the air and fired his finger shot at the paper, ripping in half.
"Right...Okay boys, lets get moving!" Zelda ran into the faire, ingoring the sign saying, 'Have Tickets ready for collection'.
The other four guys gave their tickets in and walked over to Zelda who was looking at a store. "So can we go off on our own?" Asked Young Link.
"Sure whatever...I'll be over there..." Zelda said, pointing to a sigh saying, 'Ye Old Coffee'. She walked over to the shop with a slight twitch in each step.
To Be Countined...
A/N: Yey! They made it to the Faire! And in One Peice!... or atleast Five of them...Who was the mystery cloaked man who gave Young Link and Ness a ring? Will we find out?! OH NO!