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A/N: Enjoy Chapter 4!!!! Lot's a plot twists!! And a hooker!
---Ye Old Coffee---
Zelda broke the door in and stood there, her dress flowing in the wind. The other faire-goers hid under their chairs and tables as she made her way up to the bar and sat down. "What will it be..." Asked the Bartender, reaching for his sword at the his.
"A coffee...that's coffee, not tea..." Zelda said glaring at the Bartender.
"Right." Bartender walked over and grabbed a cup of coffee grains, made the coffee and handed it to Zelda.
She ripped it away from the Bartender, drank it in one gulp and slammed the cup on the counter. "Hit me."
---Um...Town?---
The boys are wondering around a medievil dirt path. "I'm bored!" Ness whined. "I'm also hungry! And thristy!"
"Right, let's find these little brats something to eat." Link said to Roy, as they passed around a corner.
Young Link looked up towards the north and saw a wizard in a blue robe standing under a tree. "WIZARD!"
The wizard in blue robes waved as the sun shone down on his in a god-like way making him glow. "Wow..." Ness gaped.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Roy screamed, then running over to a stand of jewels. "Like, oh my gawd! Look at these cat statues!"
Link stared at the swordsman. "Roy, you don't like cats..."
"Oh yeah. EWWWWW!!!" Roy then deciced to blow the stand up.
"Hey! Your-a paying for that!" Came a voice from the dust that sounded like a certain green plumber.
"NO!" Roy yelled, then turned and ran off.
"If we don't catch him, he'll stay out there for years!" Ness exclaimed. "LET'S GET HIM!"
---Unknown Area---
It was a dark, dark, pitch black area...if you don't mind the giant window at the end of the room. One beam of light fell in the middle of the room, where a tall cloaked figure stood. The cloaked figure who gave the kids and Roy a ring walked up to another, taller cloaked figure. "Did they get the rings?" Asked the taller figure, who had the voice of a women.
"Yes, my lady." Answered the smaller figure.
"Prefect." The woman turned around and began walking towards a window. The window was over looking the faire. "Soon, we can begin stage two of our plan...Then we can st- Boy is it hot in here..."
"Huh?"
The woman took off her cloak to reveal...nothing...because the other Cloaked figure was blocking the way.
"EEP! HEY! They can't find out who you are until AFTER you say your evil plans!" The cloaked man said. "Now put that cloak back on and we'll start over."
---Unknown Area---
It was a dark, dar- yeah you know. "Did they get the rings?" Asked the woman.
"Yes, my lady." Answered the smaller figure.
"Prrrrrrrrrrrrrefect!" The woman turned around and began walking towards a window. The window was over looking the faire. "Soon, we can begin stage two of our plan...Then we can start stage three, but we'd need to get through stage two first."
"What is your prefect plan, my lady?"
"I'll tell you!" The woman turned towards the Cloaked man. "Rememeber the once great kingdom off Starbucksel? Of the Starbucksians?"
"Yes."
"Their leader, Fox, was defeated." The cloaked man gasped. "Yes, surpirsing indeed. That is where we come in. We shall destory those who destory their leader and rebuild! The Starbucksains shall rule again! Once we defeat those Smashers, we'll move on to bigger and better things. We would conquer all that stands within our way. Toys R Us, Pizza Hut, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Lord of the Rings, IHOP, EVERYTHING!! STARBUCKSEL SHALL REIN AGAIN!!! Now, I've told the readers my evil plans, can I pleeeeeeeeease take off this cloak?"
"Sure."
The woman took off her cloak to reveal...
The cloaked man gasped. "You?!"
"Yes, it is me." Said the woman, who notice can not be seen yet. "Now, let us move onto stage two. Is our...'insider' with them?"
The cloaked man nodded. "Yes. Shall I contac-"
"That won't be needed. Now take off that cloak, your making me feel hot."
"Are you coming on to me, my lady?"
"Oh yes...I am..." Woman said, lying down a giant pink bed that just appeared. "You make me...so hot..."
The cloaked man threw his cloak away to reveal...YOSHI!
"Ha! Ah that is better..." Yoshi said with a smile.
"Good! Now go tell the Four Slobs to get ready."
"But, you just told me no-"
"HEY!!! Who is the slut here!? I AM! NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND TELL THE FOUR TO KILL THOSE IDIOTS IF THEY RUN INTO THEM!"
"Why don't we just kill them?"
The woman sighed. "Wellll, I'm the evil one in this story. I never get my hands soiled!" She said in a 'duh' tone.
"Whatever..." Yoshi mubbled and headed out.
Woman stood up and laughed. "HA! Fool! He should know I'm only using him..." The light hit the woman in a such a inronic way, her face was lit up. She was...PEACH!
---Faire---
Link, Ness and Young Link were searching the area for Roy. "I don't see him..." Ness said, turning over a rock.
"There!" Link yelled, pointing at a pond. "There he is!"
Indeed Roy was there, standing on a dock jumping up and down with his purse in hand. "Looky! It's a boaty ride!"
"I hate boats."
"I love boats!" Both Roy and Young Link said in unison. "It's only 10 dollars to ride!" Young Link tugged on Link's tunic. "Can I go?! Please?! Pretty please, older and cooler one!!"
"Well...Okay."
"YEY!!!" Young Link ran up to Roy. "You're paying."
Roy paid the man in charge 20 dollars and he handed him two life jackets. Roy placed one on himself and threw one at Little Link who pulled it over his head and jumped in the boat. "Hey, becarful! I don't want to sink again..." Roy said, thinking back to a time...
---FlAsHbAcK---
Marth, Roy, Fox, Luigi and Falco are sitting on a little boat fishing. "Why are we doing this again?" Asked Marth.
"Cause it's either this or go to Starbuuu, um...Yeah...Starbuu. It's a new store." Fox said, kicking himself mentally, seeing the glare from Roy. "Buu runs it. You can buy candy there." He turned away from the other and muttered into his shirt. "Plan XDF4T.9Q!"
Just then, a giant torpedo flew through the water and blew the poor little boat out of the water. Roy, Marth, Luigi and Falco fell into the water as Fox was whisked away on a giant floating Starbucks logo. Roy, holding on a peice of wood, flew his fist into the water. "DAMN!!! FOX!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"What's wrong?" Falco said, standing up, as the water was only waist deep.
"Fox...he's gone to the Brown side..."
---Back with the heros---
"Come on Roy! Let's go!" Young Link began to jump up and down as Roy boarded the little ship. "YEY! Okay time to gooooooooo!!!" Young Link yelled as he began to peddle, sending the boat flying out from the dock and towards the middle of the lake.
"Bye-bye!" Link waved, then felt another tug on his tunic.
"Linky...I gotta go potty!" Ness said with his legs cross and sweat running down his face.
"Um...Okay, there should be bathrooms around here somewhere!!" Link spun around and pointed at a random bridge. "There! They would be over there!" The two ran over towards the bridge which read, 'Robin Hood Bridge'.
"ROBIN HOOD IS HERE?!" Ness yelled looking around. "I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!"
---Ye Old Coffee---
Zelda picked up another cup of coffee, drank it down and slammed the empty mug on the table. "Hit me!"
"I've think you've had enough..." The bartender said, taking the cug away. "At this rate, I don't think you'll be sleeping for another three days..."
Zelda ingored what he said and grabbed him by the shirt. "Yo! I said I want MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!!!!!"
"Okay! Jeez..." The Bartender quickly made another cup and handed it to Zelda.
Zelda picked it up, with very very shaky hands. "A Cup full of Coffee helps the Sugar Rush go up!" She sang before drinking it in one gulp. "HIT ME!"
The Bartender took the cup and muttered, "Yeah...I would like too..." He coughed and said, "Oh, there is no sugar in coffee...it's caf-"
"I SAID HIT MEEEEEE!!!!"
"Okay! Okay!"
---Parking Lot #2---
Marth was walking through the parking lot, his clothes all messed up and ripped...yeah, just picture him looking very very beat up. "I...hate...cars..." He muttered, then looked up to see a 'Laughter House' infront of him. "What the hell is a Laughter House?" He walked around the side and towards the door...
---Unknow Area---
Peach stood looking out her window. "Hahahaha!" She laughed, looking down at Ness and Link heading towards the porta-potties. "Soon my little pawns, the time wi-"
---Lake---
"Isn't this f-"
---The Entire Faire---
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
---Lake---
"What the hell was that?!" Roy said looking around.
"I don't know...and I don't want to find out..." Young Link replied, keeping up his steady pace of peddles.
---Unknown Area---
The glass then shaddered. "Ah! What the hell was that?!" She stuck her head out the window to see where the sound came from. She looked up, then to her left, then to her right, then down and read the words on the side of the building. "Maple Theater!! Oh so THAT'S where I'm hiding!"
---Dirt Road---
Ness and Link covered their ears. "Ouchy! What was that?!" Ness asked.
"It sounded like Mar- Oh dear..." Link dropped his hands remembering where the Blueheaded swordsman had hidden.
"What wrong?"
"Marth must have found a hooker and taken her into the trunk with him. Thus meaning why he didn't complain on the way here!"
"Well, if he was in the trunk Link, we wouldn't have been able to find him..."
Link ingored Ness. "And the scream we just heard was..." His face went pale. "He just found his hooker murdered!!!" Ness gasped. "We've got to call in...RICHARD MOORE!"
"Who's that?"
"That guy who's always with CONAN EDOGAWA!"
"Who's that?"
"A guy who ca-"
"OH! I seee! HAAHAAA!! I get it."
To Be Countined...
A/N: O.O nice chapter right? We have Villains! And a...'murder' case! And other stuff!
A/N: Enjoy Chapter 4!!!! Lot's a plot twists!! And a hooker!
The Renaissance Faire
Chapter 4
---Ye Old Coffee---
Zelda broke the door in and stood there, her dress flowing in the wind. The other faire-goers hid under their chairs and tables as she made her way up to the bar and sat down. "What will it be..." Asked the Bartender, reaching for his sword at the his.
"A coffee...that's coffee, not tea..." Zelda said glaring at the Bartender.
"Right." Bartender walked over and grabbed a cup of coffee grains, made the coffee and handed it to Zelda.
She ripped it away from the Bartender, drank it in one gulp and slammed the cup on the counter. "Hit me."
---Um...Town?---
The boys are wondering around a medievil dirt path. "I'm bored!" Ness whined. "I'm also hungry! And thristy!"
"Right, let's find these little brats something to eat." Link said to Roy, as they passed around a corner.
Young Link looked up towards the north and saw a wizard in a blue robe standing under a tree. "WIZARD!"
The wizard in blue robes waved as the sun shone down on his in a god-like way making him glow. "Wow..." Ness gaped.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Roy screamed, then running over to a stand of jewels. "Like, oh my gawd! Look at these cat statues!"
Link stared at the swordsman. "Roy, you don't like cats..."
"Oh yeah. EWWWWW!!!" Roy then deciced to blow the stand up.
"Hey! Your-a paying for that!" Came a voice from the dust that sounded like a certain green plumber.
"NO!" Roy yelled, then turned and ran off.
"If we don't catch him, he'll stay out there for years!" Ness exclaimed. "LET'S GET HIM!"
---Unknown Area---
It was a dark, dark, pitch black area...if you don't mind the giant window at the end of the room. One beam of light fell in the middle of the room, where a tall cloaked figure stood. The cloaked figure who gave the kids and Roy a ring walked up to another, taller cloaked figure. "Did they get the rings?" Asked the taller figure, who had the voice of a women.
"Yes, my lady." Answered the smaller figure.
"Prefect." The woman turned around and began walking towards a window. The window was over looking the faire. "Soon, we can begin stage two of our plan...Then we can st- Boy is it hot in here..."
"Huh?"
The woman took off her cloak to reveal...nothing...because the other Cloaked figure was blocking the way.
"EEP! HEY! They can't find out who you are until AFTER you say your evil plans!" The cloaked man said. "Now put that cloak back on and we'll start over."
---Unknown Area---
It was a dark, dar- yeah you know. "Did they get the rings?" Asked the woman.
"Yes, my lady." Answered the smaller figure.
"Prrrrrrrrrrrrrefect!" The woman turned around and began walking towards a window. The window was over looking the faire. "Soon, we can begin stage two of our plan...Then we can start stage three, but we'd need to get through stage two first."
"What is your prefect plan, my lady?"
"I'll tell you!" The woman turned towards the Cloaked man. "Rememeber the once great kingdom off Starbucksel? Of the Starbucksians?"
"Yes."
"Their leader, Fox, was defeated." The cloaked man gasped. "Yes, surpirsing indeed. That is where we come in. We shall destory those who destory their leader and rebuild! The Starbucksains shall rule again! Once we defeat those Smashers, we'll move on to bigger and better things. We would conquer all that stands within our way. Toys R Us, Pizza Hut, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Lord of the Rings, IHOP, EVERYTHING!! STARBUCKSEL SHALL REIN AGAIN!!! Now, I've told the readers my evil plans, can I pleeeeeeeeease take off this cloak?"
"Sure."
The woman took off her cloak to reveal...
The cloaked man gasped. "You?!"
"Yes, it is me." Said the woman, who notice can not be seen yet. "Now, let us move onto stage two. Is our...'insider' with them?"
The cloaked man nodded. "Yes. Shall I contac-"
"That won't be needed. Now take off that cloak, your making me feel hot."
"Are you coming on to me, my lady?"
"Oh yes...I am..." Woman said, lying down a giant pink bed that just appeared. "You make me...so hot..."
The cloaked man threw his cloak away to reveal...YOSHI!
"Ha! Ah that is better..." Yoshi said with a smile.
"Good! Now go tell the Four Slobs to get ready."
"But, you just told me no-"
"HEY!!! Who is the slut here!? I AM! NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND TELL THE FOUR TO KILL THOSE IDIOTS IF THEY RUN INTO THEM!"
"Why don't we just kill them?"
The woman sighed. "Wellll, I'm the evil one in this story. I never get my hands soiled!" She said in a 'duh' tone.
"Whatever..." Yoshi mubbled and headed out.
Woman stood up and laughed. "HA! Fool! He should know I'm only using him..." The light hit the woman in a such a inronic way, her face was lit up. She was...PEACH!
---Faire---
Link, Ness and Young Link were searching the area for Roy. "I don't see him..." Ness said, turning over a rock.
"There!" Link yelled, pointing at a pond. "There he is!"
Indeed Roy was there, standing on a dock jumping up and down with his purse in hand. "Looky! It's a boaty ride!"
"I hate boats."
"I love boats!" Both Roy and Young Link said in unison. "It's only 10 dollars to ride!" Young Link tugged on Link's tunic. "Can I go?! Please?! Pretty please, older and cooler one!!"
"Well...Okay."
"YEY!!!" Young Link ran up to Roy. "You're paying."
Roy paid the man in charge 20 dollars and he handed him two life jackets. Roy placed one on himself and threw one at Little Link who pulled it over his head and jumped in the boat. "Hey, becarful! I don't want to sink again..." Roy said, thinking back to a time...
---FlAsHbAcK---
Marth, Roy, Fox, Luigi and Falco are sitting on a little boat fishing. "Why are we doing this again?" Asked Marth.
"Cause it's either this or go to Starbuuu, um...Yeah...Starbuu. It's a new store." Fox said, kicking himself mentally, seeing the glare from Roy. "Buu runs it. You can buy candy there." He turned away from the other and muttered into his shirt. "Plan XDF4T.9Q!"
Just then, a giant torpedo flew through the water and blew the poor little boat out of the water. Roy, Marth, Luigi and Falco fell into the water as Fox was whisked away on a giant floating Starbucks logo. Roy, holding on a peice of wood, flew his fist into the water. "DAMN!!! FOX!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"What's wrong?" Falco said, standing up, as the water was only waist deep.
"Fox...he's gone to the Brown side..."
---Back with the heros---
"Come on Roy! Let's go!" Young Link began to jump up and down as Roy boarded the little ship. "YEY! Okay time to gooooooooo!!!" Young Link yelled as he began to peddle, sending the boat flying out from the dock and towards the middle of the lake.
"Bye-bye!" Link waved, then felt another tug on his tunic.
"Linky...I gotta go potty!" Ness said with his legs cross and sweat running down his face.
"Um...Okay, there should be bathrooms around here somewhere!!" Link spun around and pointed at a random bridge. "There! They would be over there!" The two ran over towards the bridge which read, 'Robin Hood Bridge'.
"ROBIN HOOD IS HERE?!" Ness yelled looking around. "I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!"
---Ye Old Coffee---
Zelda picked up another cup of coffee, drank it down and slammed the empty mug on the table. "Hit me!"
"I've think you've had enough..." The bartender said, taking the cug away. "At this rate, I don't think you'll be sleeping for another three days..."
Zelda ingored what he said and grabbed him by the shirt. "Yo! I said I want MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!!!!!"
"Okay! Jeez..." The Bartender quickly made another cup and handed it to Zelda.
Zelda picked it up, with very very shaky hands. "A Cup full of Coffee helps the Sugar Rush go up!" She sang before drinking it in one gulp. "HIT ME!"
The Bartender took the cup and muttered, "Yeah...I would like too..." He coughed and said, "Oh, there is no sugar in coffee...it's caf-"
"I SAID HIT MEEEEEE!!!!"
"Okay! Okay!"
---Parking Lot #2---
Marth was walking through the parking lot, his clothes all messed up and ripped...yeah, just picture him looking very very beat up. "I...hate...cars..." He muttered, then looked up to see a 'Laughter House' infront of him. "What the hell is a Laughter House?" He walked around the side and towards the door...
---Unknow Area---
Peach stood looking out her window. "Hahahaha!" She laughed, looking down at Ness and Link heading towards the porta-potties. "Soon my little pawns, the time wi-"
---Lake---
"Isn't this f-"
---The Entire Faire---
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
---Lake---
"What the hell was that?!" Roy said looking around.
"I don't know...and I don't want to find out..." Young Link replied, keeping up his steady pace of peddles.
---Unknown Area---
The glass then shaddered. "Ah! What the hell was that?!" She stuck her head out the window to see where the sound came from. She looked up, then to her left, then to her right, then down and read the words on the side of the building. "Maple Theater!! Oh so THAT'S where I'm hiding!"
---Dirt Road---
Ness and Link covered their ears. "Ouchy! What was that?!" Ness asked.
"It sounded like Mar- Oh dear..." Link dropped his hands remembering where the Blueheaded swordsman had hidden.
"What wrong?"
"Marth must have found a hooker and taken her into the trunk with him. Thus meaning why he didn't complain on the way here!"
"Well, if he was in the trunk Link, we wouldn't have been able to find him..."
Link ingored Ness. "And the scream we just heard was..." His face went pale. "He just found his hooker murdered!!!" Ness gasped. "We've got to call in...RICHARD MOORE!"
"Who's that?"
"That guy who's always with CONAN EDOGAWA!"
"Who's that?"
"A guy who ca-"
"OH! I seee! HAAHAAA!! I get it."
To Be Countined...
A/N: O.O nice chapter right? We have Villains! And a...'murder' case! And other stuff!