Disclaimer: Hello. I don't own anything in this story.
A/N: Wow...I just read the Cliff Notes on 'The Lord of the Flies'...o.o who the hell came up with that idea?! I'm re-posting this chapter cause on my comp, it doesn't show the entire chapter 5. Incase one of you is getting the same problem, here ya go! Also I'm changing the title! YEY!
"Are we lost?"
"No..."
"I thought the bridge was this way!"
"I know..."
"And the worker girl said the potty was THAT way!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Link, we've been going around in circles!" Link turned and glared at Ness, who was still jumping up and down. "C'mon Link! Listen to me for once!"
"I know where I am Ness!" Link yelled at the boy. "Now let's go!" He grabbed his wrist and began pulling Ness towards the direction of where he thought the bathrooms where.
"Hey! Ouch!" Ness moaned, trying to get free. "Your hurting me! Stop! HE'S ABUSING ME!!"
Link sighed and let go of Ness's wrist and sat down on a rock. "I give up! We've been walking around for minutes and STILL no sign of anything but stupid faire goers!"
"We're stupid faire goers!" Ness said with a dopey grin.
Little did the two know, but a cloaked figure was watching them from the bushes. He picked up a walkie-talkie and spoke, "Mistress Peach, I have Little Boy-Brat and Fairy Man in my sight."
"¡Excelente! Comience su ataque." Answered the voice of Peach.
"Um...What?"
---Maple Theather---
Peach slammed her foot on the ground and screamed, "Dije comienzo el ataque! ¡Cuáles son usted, estúpido?! ¡Ataque! ¡Sóplelos para arriba! ¡Ahora!"
"Your speaking in Spanish." Yoshi replied calmly, while watering his plants.
"¿Qué? ¿Soy?" Peach asked turning towards Yoshi in surprise.
"Yes, you are."
Peach let out a nervous laugh. "Oops...I said, begin the attack!"
---Faire---
"Oh! Okay!" The cloaked figure jumped out of the bush...only to see that Link and Ness had left. "Damn it!"
---Lake---
Roy and Young Link we're peddling at their top speed around the lake. The two of them were to busy singing a song to be paying attention to where they were going. "Hey Roy! Watch this!" Young Link said, standing up and walking to the edge of the boat. "I'M KING OF-"
POW!
His sentance was never finshed, as Roy had just crashed into another boat, causing a giant explosion. Roy, Young Link, and the two others were sent flying onto a island of grass in the middle of the lake, where as everyone else in a boat was then turned to ashes by a nuclear explosion.
"Ouchies...What the fudge happened?!" Roy said, sitting up and looking around. As far as the eye could see was water.
Young Link stood up, brushed the sand off his tunic and pointed at Roy. "HE DID IT!"
"Hey! What did you- Link!?" Young Link turned to see who had just called him Link.
"Geez..." Young Link moaned. "What great luck I have! Hello Malon..."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Malon smiled, jumping on Young Link. "I haven't seen you in a while!"
"Please get off me..."
Roy let out a laugh watching Young Link try and get out of Malon's tight grip. "HAHAHAHA! It's so fun to watch little kids have fights."
"Hello there Roy!" Came the voice of...Zelda!!! "I was looking for you!"
Roy took a step back. "ZELDA! Yo-You stopped drinking coffee!?" He exclaimed.
"Yep!"
"Wi-WILLINGLY?!"
"Well, sorta..." Zelda answered with a dopey grin.
---FlAsHbAcK!---
---Ye Old Coffee---
"Hit me!" Zelda said, putting yet another empty cup on the bar. "And hurry!"
The Bartender rushed and picked up the cup and gave Zelda a little peice of paper. "Sure, just read this first..."
Zelda looked it over for a second before she noticed that the pretty symbols and large numbers could only mean one thing..."WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS CRAP!?" Zelda yelled, looking at the bill.
"It's you bill, my lady." The Bartender replied. "Sorry it's so much, but you had over 300 cups of Java, 50 Lattes, 20 Hot Cocoa's, And 7 cups of Folgers so you can just inhale the smell..."
Zelda ripped the paper up and threw the peices at the man. "What do you think I am, huh?! MADE OF MONEY!?!"
The Bartender looked to the ground. "Um...You said you were..."
"WHEN!?"
"About your 210th Java."
"Oh..." Zelda grabbed the Bartender by his shirt. "Your service was crappy, I ain't paying!" But the Bartender quickly held up a recorder and pressed play.
"Hi there, this is Mr. Bartender with his new favorite guest, Zelda!" The Bartender on the recorder said. "Zelda deary, how do you like the coffee?"
"I wuv it!!!" Zelda said, sounding slightly drunk.
"And our service?"
"I wuv it!!!"
"And our Bartender?"
"I wuv it!!!"
"And that's Mr. Bartender coming to you li-"
"I wuv it!!!"
"Live, from Zelda's 11th Cup of Cocoa!" The recording stopped, leaving a very shocked Zelda and a Mr. Bartender with a huge smirk on his face. "That's not what you said BEFORE!" He pointed out with a smile.
Zelda snapped her fingers. "Damn you!" She yelled before leaving the Ye Old Coffee in a fit.
"WAIT! YOU NEED TO PA-" The Bartender stopped mid-sentance when he heard a slight ticking of a clock under him. He looked down to see a giant bomb that had Zelda's face on it, along with the message: 'You corner Zelda, you get blow to little tiny peices. HAHA!' "...Sh-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
---End Flashback---
"...So then I found this cute little girl-" Zelda pointed towards Malon who was still glomping Little Link. "And we went on a boat ride."
"YEP!" Malon replied. "Aunty-Zelda told me that we'd find Link here!"
"Young Link, deary." Zelda told Malon. "And back off, cause he's MINE!"
Malon jumped off Young Link. "Ahem, first off, I don't WANT Li- Young Link! I want this guy!" She pointed to her necklace, which had the face of Bowser on it. (A/N: It really does, though. Go check it out!)
Roy, Zelda and Young Link leaned in and looked. "Hey..." Young Link started.
"Is that..." Roy added.
"Bowser?!" Zelda screamed in shock.
"Bowser?" Malon asked, tilting her head. "Oh! Yeah! His name! Right." She placed her head in his hands and began to day-dream. "I saw him on the news. He was so amazing. And then I saw his face on my necklace. I figured it was a sign! A sign from above that we were ment to be together!"
"You keep dreamin', hon..." Zelda said, placing a hand on Malon shoulder.
Roy then remembered that they were stuck on a island in the middle of nowhere. "AAAAAAH!!! WE'RE STUCK! WE'RE STUCK! WE'RE GONNA TURN INTO THOSE EVIL BRITISH KIDS FROM LORD OF THE FLIES AND START KILLING EACHOTHER CAUSE WE'RE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOREVER!"
Malon's eyes went wide. "No! We can't be! We don't have any Choirboys!"
"Huh? Roy...We're not stuck..." Young Link said, pointing towards land, which was the other way from which Roy was facing. "Look, you can see the people dancing around the May Pole."
"Oh...forget everything I said! WE'RE SAVED!"
---Porta-Potty Way---
Link was standing outside three blue porta-potties, tapping his foot and looking at his watch. "God! It's been 10 Minutes! What the hell is he doing in there!"
"You'll never find out, Link!" Link turned to see the Cloaked Figure standing there with his arm extended. "It's time for me to kill you! HAHA!"
Link drew out his master sword. "And who, may I ask, is calling?"
The cloaked man threw off his robe to reveal...
"Mewtwo..." Link spat out. "Only you could be so bold..."
Mewtwo gave a deep and evil laugh. "YES! I am Mewtwo, and I have come to kill you, Link! My mistress comands it!" Mewtwo charged at Link, with a Shadowball charging up. "DIE!" He fired the blast at the swordsman, but Link was able to jump over the orb and land on his feet.
"Your becoming slower Mewtwo!" Link said as he ran towards Mewtwo with his sword ready and swung. Mewtwo created a psychic sheild and the blade's strike was absorbed. "..." Link jumped back and took out his bow. He pulled the string back and fired. The arrow whizzed through the air and hit Mewtwo in the leg.
"Ouchie! Hey, that wasn't nice!!!"
"I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!" Link jumped at Mewtwo again and was about to strike at him when Mewtwo used his PSI to teleport himself away. Link skidded to a stop and looked around. "Where did that little cat get to?"
"RIGHT HERE!"
Link looked up to see Mewtwo falling from above and right ontop of him, a shadowball ready. Link tried to dodge, but Mewtwo fell ontop of him, causing a giant explosion.
---Porta-Potty---
Ness was trying to open the door to the potty when he was knocked down by a giant shock wave. "Ouch!" He said, rubbing his head. As he stood up, noticed that he was now standing in...some nice brown mushie stuff. "........Ew......." Ness went back to banging on the door. "LET ME OUT!! I'M STUCK! IN A POTTY WITH BROWN MUSHIE STUFF!"
---Outside---
Mewtwo jumped out of the crater he had just made and gave a laugh. "Poor little Linky! Look's like he couldn't take the power!"
Link rested on the ground, his limbs sprawled out and his head spinning. "Oooh...The sun is shining, It's a lovely day..." He muttered to himself.
Mewtwo began to walk over towards the porta-pottie. "Nessy! Oh N-"
"The prefect morning for the kids to play..."
The cat pokemon sighed and turned back towards Link. "Your not dead yet, are you?"
Link stared up into space with his dazzed look in his eyes. "But you have lots of bills to pay. What can you do?"
"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAA!" Mewtwo turned around to see kick the door to the potty open and the boy flew out along with a wave of the lovely 'brown mushie stuff'. "Mewtwo! Link!" Ness began running over to the body of Link. "Mewtwo! How could you! He was only trying to call up Conan so we could save Marth's hooker!"
Mewtwo took a step back and began to charge up another Shadow Ball. He flicked it at Ness when it was finished and the little boy didn't stand a chance, as the purple flames covered his poor little body.
---Maple Theater---
Peach was pacing back and forth inside her dark chamber. "Damn it! How long does it take Cloaked #1 to report in!!!"
"Maybe he was killed." Yoshi said, playing with a fire flower.
"Hm...NAH!!" Peach picked up her walkie-talkie and asked, "Mewtwo, if you dead say something."
"Um...I'm not dead." Mewtwo repsonded over the machine.
Peach's face went pale white and she dropped the walkie-talkie. "No...HE'S BEEN KILLED!!!" Peach fell to the floor sobbing, but got over it quickly and stood up. "Very well." She picked the talkie-walkie again and spoke, "Mewtwo, if this is your ghost, I want you to return to 'The Keep.'
"Why? I can kill Ness and Link ri-"
"HURRY!"
"Fine, fine!" The transmission went to static.
---Porta-Pottie Way---
Mewtwo shook his head. "What an IDIOT! Well...I can't risk that crazy woman killing my friend!" Mewtwo reached into his pocket and pulled out a peice of paper. He took out a pen and in very very sloppy handwriting, wrote down the following note:
"To whom it may Concern
Dear Mister and Miss Link and Ness:
Yes, I, Mewtwo, have just kicked your asses. And you wanna know why? Too bad, cause I can't tell you. But I warn you, if you want your death to be slow and painful...erm, painfully slow...um...painlessly quick, then you'd give yourself up to my lady! AHAHA!!
Love,
XOXO Mewtwo XOXO
PS: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts and I bet YOU wanna see them.
---Faire Entrance---
"Here ye, Here ye!" The woman with the bell yelled. "Get thy programs here!" She saw a dark figure pass by. "Excuse me, sir, but mi-" Marth turned around, his face full of dirt and still pale white from the Slaughter House, his clothes messed up...he looks like a Zombie... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
To Be Countined...
A/N: Gasp! Mewtwo is a cloaked man! Malon is looking for Bowser! What about those Rings? Where did Peach learn to speak Spanish? Will Roy, Little Link, Malon and Zelda get off the island? Will Marth make it to the faire in time? Who is the inside? Is this the last we've seen of Mr. Bartender?! WHO KNOWS!!!
A/N: Wow...I just read the Cliff Notes on 'The Lord of the Flies'...o.o who the hell came up with that idea?! I'm re-posting this chapter cause on my comp, it doesn't show the entire chapter 5. Incase one of you is getting the same problem, here ya go! Also I'm changing the title! YEY!
The Renaissance Faire
Chapter 5
"Are we lost?"
"No..."
"I thought the bridge was this way!"
"I know..."
"And the worker girl said the potty was THAT way!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Link, we've been going around in circles!" Link turned and glared at Ness, who was still jumping up and down. "C'mon Link! Listen to me for once!"
"I know where I am Ness!" Link yelled at the boy. "Now let's go!" He grabbed his wrist and began pulling Ness towards the direction of where he thought the bathrooms where.
"Hey! Ouch!" Ness moaned, trying to get free. "Your hurting me! Stop! HE'S ABUSING ME!!"
Link sighed and let go of Ness's wrist and sat down on a rock. "I give up! We've been walking around for minutes and STILL no sign of anything but stupid faire goers!"
"We're stupid faire goers!" Ness said with a dopey grin.
Little did the two know, but a cloaked figure was watching them from the bushes. He picked up a walkie-talkie and spoke, "Mistress Peach, I have Little Boy-Brat and Fairy Man in my sight."
"¡Excelente! Comience su ataque." Answered the voice of Peach.
"Um...What?"
---Maple Theather---
Peach slammed her foot on the ground and screamed, "Dije comienzo el ataque! ¡Cuáles son usted, estúpido?! ¡Ataque! ¡Sóplelos para arriba! ¡Ahora!"
"Your speaking in Spanish." Yoshi replied calmly, while watering his plants.
"¿Qué? ¿Soy?" Peach asked turning towards Yoshi in surprise.
"Yes, you are."
Peach let out a nervous laugh. "Oops...I said, begin the attack!"
---Faire---
"Oh! Okay!" The cloaked figure jumped out of the bush...only to see that Link and Ness had left. "Damn it!"
---Lake---
Roy and Young Link we're peddling at their top speed around the lake. The two of them were to busy singing a song to be paying attention to where they were going. "Hey Roy! Watch this!" Young Link said, standing up and walking to the edge of the boat. "I'M KING OF-"
POW!
His sentance was never finshed, as Roy had just crashed into another boat, causing a giant explosion. Roy, Young Link, and the two others were sent flying onto a island of grass in the middle of the lake, where as everyone else in a boat was then turned to ashes by a nuclear explosion.
"Ouchies...What the fudge happened?!" Roy said, sitting up and looking around. As far as the eye could see was water.
Young Link stood up, brushed the sand off his tunic and pointed at Roy. "HE DID IT!"
"Hey! What did you- Link!?" Young Link turned to see who had just called him Link.
"Geez..." Young Link moaned. "What great luck I have! Hello Malon..."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Malon smiled, jumping on Young Link. "I haven't seen you in a while!"
"Please get off me..."
Roy let out a laugh watching Young Link try and get out of Malon's tight grip. "HAHAHAHA! It's so fun to watch little kids have fights."
"Hello there Roy!" Came the voice of...Zelda!!! "I was looking for you!"
Roy took a step back. "ZELDA! Yo-You stopped drinking coffee!?" He exclaimed.
"Yep!"
"Wi-WILLINGLY?!"
"Well, sorta..." Zelda answered with a dopey grin.
---FlAsHbAcK!---
---Ye Old Coffee---
"Hit me!" Zelda said, putting yet another empty cup on the bar. "And hurry!"
The Bartender rushed and picked up the cup and gave Zelda a little peice of paper. "Sure, just read this first..."
Zelda looked it over for a second before she noticed that the pretty symbols and large numbers could only mean one thing..."WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS CRAP!?" Zelda yelled, looking at the bill.
"It's you bill, my lady." The Bartender replied. "Sorry it's so much, but you had over 300 cups of Java, 50 Lattes, 20 Hot Cocoa's, And 7 cups of Folgers so you can just inhale the smell..."
Zelda ripped the paper up and threw the peices at the man. "What do you think I am, huh?! MADE OF MONEY!?!"
The Bartender looked to the ground. "Um...You said you were..."
"WHEN!?"
"About your 210th Java."
"Oh..." Zelda grabbed the Bartender by his shirt. "Your service was crappy, I ain't paying!" But the Bartender quickly held up a recorder and pressed play.
"Hi there, this is Mr. Bartender with his new favorite guest, Zelda!" The Bartender on the recorder said. "Zelda deary, how do you like the coffee?"
"I wuv it!!!" Zelda said, sounding slightly drunk.
"And our service?"
"I wuv it!!!"
"And our Bartender?"
"I wuv it!!!"
"And that's Mr. Bartender coming to you li-"
"I wuv it!!!"
"Live, from Zelda's 11th Cup of Cocoa!" The recording stopped, leaving a very shocked Zelda and a Mr. Bartender with a huge smirk on his face. "That's not what you said BEFORE!" He pointed out with a smile.
Zelda snapped her fingers. "Damn you!" She yelled before leaving the Ye Old Coffee in a fit.
"WAIT! YOU NEED TO PA-" The Bartender stopped mid-sentance when he heard a slight ticking of a clock under him. He looked down to see a giant bomb that had Zelda's face on it, along with the message: 'You corner Zelda, you get blow to little tiny peices. HAHA!' "...Sh-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
---End Flashback---
"...So then I found this cute little girl-" Zelda pointed towards Malon who was still glomping Little Link. "And we went on a boat ride."
"YEP!" Malon replied. "Aunty-Zelda told me that we'd find Link here!"
"Young Link, deary." Zelda told Malon. "And back off, cause he's MINE!"
Malon jumped off Young Link. "Ahem, first off, I don't WANT Li- Young Link! I want this guy!" She pointed to her necklace, which had the face of Bowser on it. (A/N: It really does, though. Go check it out!)
Roy, Zelda and Young Link leaned in and looked. "Hey..." Young Link started.
"Is that..." Roy added.
"Bowser?!" Zelda screamed in shock.
"Bowser?" Malon asked, tilting her head. "Oh! Yeah! His name! Right." She placed her head in his hands and began to day-dream. "I saw him on the news. He was so amazing. And then I saw his face on my necklace. I figured it was a sign! A sign from above that we were ment to be together!"
"You keep dreamin', hon..." Zelda said, placing a hand on Malon shoulder.
Roy then remembered that they were stuck on a island in the middle of nowhere. "AAAAAAH!!! WE'RE STUCK! WE'RE STUCK! WE'RE GONNA TURN INTO THOSE EVIL BRITISH KIDS FROM LORD OF THE FLIES AND START KILLING EACHOTHER CAUSE WE'RE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOREVER!"
Malon's eyes went wide. "No! We can't be! We don't have any Choirboys!"
"Huh? Roy...We're not stuck..." Young Link said, pointing towards land, which was the other way from which Roy was facing. "Look, you can see the people dancing around the May Pole."
"Oh...forget everything I said! WE'RE SAVED!"
---Porta-Potty Way---
Link was standing outside three blue porta-potties, tapping his foot and looking at his watch. "God! It's been 10 Minutes! What the hell is he doing in there!"
"You'll never find out, Link!" Link turned to see the Cloaked Figure standing there with his arm extended. "It's time for me to kill you! HAHA!"
Link drew out his master sword. "And who, may I ask, is calling?"
The cloaked man threw off his robe to reveal...
"Mewtwo..." Link spat out. "Only you could be so bold..."
Mewtwo gave a deep and evil laugh. "YES! I am Mewtwo, and I have come to kill you, Link! My mistress comands it!" Mewtwo charged at Link, with a Shadowball charging up. "DIE!" He fired the blast at the swordsman, but Link was able to jump over the orb and land on his feet.
"Your becoming slower Mewtwo!" Link said as he ran towards Mewtwo with his sword ready and swung. Mewtwo created a psychic sheild and the blade's strike was absorbed. "..." Link jumped back and took out his bow. He pulled the string back and fired. The arrow whizzed through the air and hit Mewtwo in the leg.
"Ouchie! Hey, that wasn't nice!!!"
"I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!" Link jumped at Mewtwo again and was about to strike at him when Mewtwo used his PSI to teleport himself away. Link skidded to a stop and looked around. "Where did that little cat get to?"
"RIGHT HERE!"
Link looked up to see Mewtwo falling from above and right ontop of him, a shadowball ready. Link tried to dodge, but Mewtwo fell ontop of him, causing a giant explosion.
---Porta-Potty---
Ness was trying to open the door to the potty when he was knocked down by a giant shock wave. "Ouch!" He said, rubbing his head. As he stood up, noticed that he was now standing in...some nice brown mushie stuff. "........Ew......." Ness went back to banging on the door. "LET ME OUT!! I'M STUCK! IN A POTTY WITH BROWN MUSHIE STUFF!"
---Outside---
Mewtwo jumped out of the crater he had just made and gave a laugh. "Poor little Linky! Look's like he couldn't take the power!"
Link rested on the ground, his limbs sprawled out and his head spinning. "Oooh...The sun is shining, It's a lovely day..." He muttered to himself.
Mewtwo began to walk over towards the porta-pottie. "Nessy! Oh N-"
"The prefect morning for the kids to play..."
The cat pokemon sighed and turned back towards Link. "Your not dead yet, are you?"
Link stared up into space with his dazzed look in his eyes. "But you have lots of bills to pay. What can you do?"
"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAA!" Mewtwo turned around to see kick the door to the potty open and the boy flew out along with a wave of the lovely 'brown mushie stuff'. "Mewtwo! Link!" Ness began running over to the body of Link. "Mewtwo! How could you! He was only trying to call up Conan so we could save Marth's hooker!"
Mewtwo took a step back and began to charge up another Shadow Ball. He flicked it at Ness when it was finished and the little boy didn't stand a chance, as the purple flames covered his poor little body.
---Maple Theater---
Peach was pacing back and forth inside her dark chamber. "Damn it! How long does it take Cloaked #1 to report in!!!"
"Maybe he was killed." Yoshi said, playing with a fire flower.
"Hm...NAH!!" Peach picked up her walkie-talkie and asked, "Mewtwo, if you dead say something."
"Um...I'm not dead." Mewtwo repsonded over the machine.
Peach's face went pale white and she dropped the walkie-talkie. "No...HE'S BEEN KILLED!!!" Peach fell to the floor sobbing, but got over it quickly and stood up. "Very well." She picked the talkie-walkie again and spoke, "Mewtwo, if this is your ghost, I want you to return to 'The Keep.'
"Why? I can kill Ness and Link ri-"
"HURRY!"
"Fine, fine!" The transmission went to static.
---Porta-Pottie Way---
Mewtwo shook his head. "What an IDIOT! Well...I can't risk that crazy woman killing my friend!" Mewtwo reached into his pocket and pulled out a peice of paper. He took out a pen and in very very sloppy handwriting, wrote down the following note:
"To whom it may Concern
Dear Mister and Miss Link and Ness:
Yes, I, Mewtwo, have just kicked your asses. And you wanna know why? Too bad, cause I can't tell you. But I warn you, if you want your death to be slow and painful...erm, painfully slow...um...painlessly quick, then you'd give yourself up to my lady! AHAHA!!
Love,
XOXO Mewtwo XOXO
PS: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts and I bet YOU wanna see them.
---Faire Entrance---
"Here ye, Here ye!" The woman with the bell yelled. "Get thy programs here!" She saw a dark figure pass by. "Excuse me, sir, but mi-" Marth turned around, his face full of dirt and still pale white from the Slaughter House, his clothes messed up...he looks like a Zombie... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
To Be Countined...
A/N: Gasp! Mewtwo is a cloaked man! Malon is looking for Bowser! What about those Rings? Where did Peach learn to speak Spanish? Will Roy, Little Link, Malon and Zelda get off the island? Will Marth make it to the faire in time? Who is the inside? Is this the last we've seen of Mr. Bartender?! WHO KNOWS!!!
Chapter Translation: "A Sun Shiny Day with Coconuts"