Alright guys. Here's the next chapter. I sort of slapped this one together, so I dunno how good it is. (running out of ideas and trying to write another chapter to get away from boredom.) Well, enjoy!
"Hey, you didn't have to touch me! I can transport myself." Spazer said angrily as he pulled his arm away from Goku's grip. Spazer was not in a good mood right now, and he wasn't going to let anyone mess with him.
Goku looked surprised to see him act that way. "Well, gheesh, sorry, I didn't know you could. And how could I be sure you wouldn't transport somewhere else?"
"Because I would never, never, go against Kibito Kai's words." Goku was confused. By the way Spazer had acted earlier; he assumed that Spazer had no care whatsoever of what a higher ranking Kai had to say.
"Old Kai I might, but never Kibito Kai." Spazer said. He stared around at their new surroundings. Apparently, they were floating over a huge forest. After that there were fields and farms as far as the eye could see. But if you looked real close, you could see a city in the distance. "...so...where did you take us?"
"This is Earth." Goku said proudly, "This is the planet I grew up on and protected...even though I originally came from a saiyan planet...but that's another story."
"Not a bad of a place." He floated downward to take a closer look at a bird nesting in a tree. "But if you ask me, I'd rather be...hey! Where're you going?" Spazer turned around to see Goku flying away in the other direction. He had turned Super Saiyan, and was speeding away fast.
"Grrrr..." Spazer quickly powered up so his hair was shining light blue and raced off to follow Goku. "Goku! Wait for me!"
Goku's mind was too full of thought to think about Spazer at that moment. He was finally headed home, after 600 long years. He wondered what would have changed. Would they still have a martial arts tournament? Did capsule corp. still exist? What about that hotdog shop at the corner...man did he miss those hotdogs...
But what about Vegeta? How much did he change? The thought of Vegeta being a thoughtful, sensible, human being came to his mind. Actually, he hoped for the old Vegeta.
He began thinking about this Lumina girl and how she might be, when he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Wait...for...me..." Spazer had closed in on him now.
Goku turned his head in Spazer's direction. "Oh, sorry Spazer! I was just thinking about what it would be like to come back here and-"
Spazer gasped. "Goku! Look out for that tree!"
"Huh?" Goku didn't see the tree coming, and sped right for it. Spazer, too much in shock to release his hand from Goku's shoulder, went with him. They slammed into the tree, bounced off the ground, and landed in a nearby lake. Before he knew it, Goku was at the bottom of a lake. He swam up to the surface of the water and breathed in, looking like he had the time of his life. "
"Man that was the greatest accident ever! Wasn't it Spazer?"
He looked around for the Kai, but there was no sign of him.
"Spazer..."
Goku felt hands on his feet, violently trying to push him away. Bubbles came from beneath him. Goku suddenly realized that he had landed on top of Spazer and that he was underneath him. He quickly moved and Spazer swam up to the surface, gasping for breath.
Goku couldn't help but laugh at him. His Mohawk was soaked and had flopped all on one side of his head, leaving the other side bald. One of his earrings had slipped off and was now clipped on his nose. The other floated in the water.
Goku grabbed the earring and held it out for Spazer. "Man, do you look funny."
Spazer responded by angrily snatching the potara from Goku's hand and replacing it on his ear.
"Hey, Spaz..." he said, feeling bad for making him angry. Spazer continued to ignore him and swam to shore. He sat with his back turned to Goku, who was now swimming up towards him, and attempted to remove the earring from his nose.
By the time Goku had swam up and sat down, Spazer had won the battle with the earring and had it hanging on his other ear once again, and was now trying to squeeze the water from his Mohawk.
"Aww come on, you can't say that that wasn't funny." Goku said cheerfully.
Spazer drained the last of the water from his hair. "...you wanna know what I thought of that..." Spazer replied softly without turning around. "..well..." Spazer quickly turned around holding a small energy blast in his hand. "This is what I think!" Without hesitation, Spazer released his energy at Goku. Goku took the blast and was pushed back over the lake. There was a period of time where time seemed to have frozen, with Spazer sitting there laughing his head off and Goku staring below him at the water right before he fell in with a splash.
Goku swam back up to the surface, gasping for breath. He could see Spazer lying on the ground laughing his head off.
"Hahahahaha!!!! You fell for it!!!!"
At first Goku thought to be angry at him, but seeing how stupid he was to not block his attack, he couldn't help laughing too. He slowly flew out of the water and landed next to Spazer who was breathing in hard after his laugh attack.
"You done?"
"Sorry about that." Spazer laughed. "I just couldn't resist!"
"Yeah," Goku said chuckling.
Later
"Ummm, Goku, where are we?" It had grown dark and the two were still flying around. "Are we lost?"
"N...n...n...no..." Goku yawned. "I've been sensing Vegeta's e...e...energy for the last hour or so...he was pretty far away in the first place...a....a...almost there..."
"Yeah, whatever." Spazer still thought they were lost. He was tired, hungry, and bored and wanted to get to wherever they were going fast.
He didn't know how much he could trust this guy. What if he was really planning to kill him or something? He had just met this Goku, and wasn't sure of his trust. Kibito Kai had told him and Kali all the times Goku had saved the universe. He sounded like a good guy, but you never know...
Back on Earth
"Your turn." Zennie had finally moved his chess piece. Lumina grinned. Once again, he had made the wrong move.
She made her move and whispered, "Check mate" Zennie groaned. Once again, he had been beaten. It seemed to Zennie that every game he played with Lumina since he knew her, she had always won.
"Looks like I win again, Xenophon." She smirked.
"Don't call me that!"
"Why wouldn't you want to be called your real name?"
"Because Xenophon is a horrible name! Zennie is just a nickname for it! It's not my fault that's what my parents named me!"
"But why would anyone wanna be named after money?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Just because!"
A wonderful idea popped into Lumina's head. "I'll play you. PS2. My choice of game. If you win, I won't call you Xenophon anymore."
Zennie grinned. "You're on."
Lumina laughed as Zennie accepted her challenge. If only he was super saiyan, they could really have a challenge. The two constantly fought over Zennie's name. But you would have to admit, Xenophon was a strange name.
Lumina had known Zennie since she was very little. He went to her school, but they had never hung out much. Ever since her parents died and she had lived with Vegeta did she start seeing him more, for Zennie was Vegeta's great great....(you get how many greats) grandson.
Zennie didn't really have any looks of Vegeta, but he was pretty good looking, as what the girls said at school. He had blond hair that sort of stuck out like her great great...grandfather Goku's son Gohan had when he was little and had turned super saiyan in some old photographs. Vegeta told her that they were taken after an evil creature called Cell was destroyed.
Zennie had pale blue eyes that made almost all the preppy girls turn giggly when he looked at them. Lumina didn't understand why anyone would think he was hot. Lumina was sort of a tomboy, who would rather train and fight and play video games all day instead of brushing on nail polish or talking on the phone. And for one fact, Zennie was a genius sort of in what they would call a nerdy way, acing his way through science and math class. Didn't the preppy girls hate nerdy people?
To her, Zennie was a just a boy like a girl was a girl. She never had any crushes on anyone before. Boys thought Lumina was the coolest person they had met. She was the only girl known to arm wrestle with the guys, or beg the coaches to let her play with the boys during gym. Girls thought she was creepy and weird, and her tail didn't help anything.
She still wished he was super saiyan. Lumina really wanted a training partner, Vegeta was too hard on her, and a little too powerful. They usually ended a training session yelling at each other. If she just had someone around her age, it would be perfect.
She really hoped that her great-great...grandfather was a good fighter. She was really hoping for a good fight sometime soon. And hopefully he wouldn't be too hard on her like Vegeta.
Back with Goku and Spazer...
The two had finally flown into the city where Vegeta and Lumina were. Goku got excited every minute or so about seeing his old friend. Spazer, on the other hand, had gotten extremely bored.
"Are we there yet...are we there yet...?" Spazer sang. Once he had found that his lovely song annoyed Goku, he had continued to sing for the last half hour. As Kali has said to him many times, Spazer was the master at annoying people. ."Are we there yet...are we there yet...?"
Goku was flying with his fingers in his ears. "Spazer, Will you please SHUT UP before I blow your brains out?!"
Spazer pretended to look shocked. "Oh, does that song annoy you?" He said fakely. "I guess I'll just have to sing a different song."
Spazer took in a huge breath.
"Oh, no." Goku moaned as he completely covered his ears with his hands.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"
Spazer took in another breath.
"Spazer," Goku said, trying to act calm. "You're gonna wake up this whole neighborhood." Spazer ignored him completely.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!"
Lumina set down her controller, just as the battle on the TV screen was ending. Zennie knocked her character off the edge at the last minute.
"Ha ha ha! I win!" He yelled proudly. "Now you can't call me...hey! Why did you put your controller down? Did you do that so I could win-?"
"You hear that Vegeta?"
"Hear what?" Zennie looked confused. Nothing had ever distracted her from winning before. It could have just been that he was too distracted by the game to hear.
"Yes, I did." Vegeta walked out the door, Lumina following behind him.
"EVERYBODY'S NERVES!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
Lumina looked a little frightened. "Do you recognize any of those voices?"
"Yeah, I think so. Just one of 'em any how..."
They strained their ears to listen to the quarreling voices.
"EVERYBODY'S NERVES!"
"YOU'RE STUPID SONG IS GOING TO WAKE UP THE WHOLE FREAKIN NEIGHBORHOOD!"
"Kakarot..." Vegeta said.
"What about the other one?"
"Dunno"
"Sounds like a teenager to me..." Zennie said smartly as he poked his head out the door. "...Male...around our age I think..."
"Of course we can tell it's a guy!" Lumina said angrily. She hated when he acted smart.
If it's a guy around our age, maybe he'll be able to fight too! Lumina thought excitedly. He's gotta be a friend of Goku's! He is traveling with him! Two more training partners in one day! ...if this guy is a friend...
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GET'S ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!"
A smacking sound could be heard.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"
"FOR BEING STUPID!"
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME FINISH MY SONG!"
"YOU WERE GONNA WAKE UP THE WHOLD FREAKIN NEIGHBORHOOD!"
"SEE...IF....I...CARE!"
Another slapping sound could be heard.
"OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY! OWEY!"
Lumina could finally make out two people flying overhead come nearer. One was a man with black hair that stuck out funny. The other, just as Zennie had predicted, looked to be a boy about their age. But he wore the funniest looking outfit. He had a Mohawk and was wearing two earrings which were very uncommon for a boy. His skin was...purple?! Maybe the darkness was just playing tricks on her eyes...
"Hey, down here Kakarot!" Vegeta waved towards them.
Goku was relieved to hear a familiar voice. He knew exactly who this was by the way he called him 'Kakarot' He immediately flew down towards them, forgetting about Spazer.
Vegeta smiled as he landed in front of him. Lumina and Zennie cautiously moved backwards away from the newcomer.
"Hey Vegeta. Nice to see you again."
"You too" Vegeta replied shaking his old friend's hand.
Goku's attention turned towards the two unfamiliar faces that had backed away. He smiled.
"Ah, you must be Lumina. And who is-"
"HEY!"
Goku was interrupted by an enraged Spazer.
"I'M DONE WITH YOU YET!"
"Who's that?" Vegeta asked curiously. "Look's like a Kai...sort of like-"
"-Supreme Kai, I know."
Vegeta had told her too of the Kais. She had only seen Kibito Kai and Old Kai before. This one looked unfamiliar. And as far as she knew, Kais were very nice people, Old Kai was an exception.
"Err...sort of obnoxious for a Kai spirit." She whispered.
"I HEARD THAT!" Spazer flew down. He had his hands over his throbbing cheeks which had two bright red marks shaped like hands. Tears were watering at his eyes from the pain in the slaps.
"Sshh Spazer! People are sleeping!" Goku tried to get Spazer to calm down.
Spazer laughed an evil laugh. "NOT AFTER YOU BITCH SLAPPED ME!
A window in the distant could be heard sliding open.
"Would you people mind?! We're trying to sleep here! You better quiet down or I'm gonna call the cops!"
"WELL, EXCUSE ME MR.!" Spazer spat back at him.
"Damn...you...Spazer..." Goku hissed under his breath. He knew Spazer was going to get them all in serious trouble.
"THIS GUY BITCH SLAPPED ME AND I'M NOT GONNA BE QUIET UNTIL SOMEBODY DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"
The person in the window stared dumbfounded. He slowly shut his window and retreated inside.
"You guys better get inside before trouble starts." Lumina said, nudging towards the house.
"Right." Goku said He grabbed onto Spazer's arm and dragged him along. Spazer tried to release himself from Goku's strong grip, but was unsuccessful.
"LET GO OF ME BITCH SLAPPER" Goku slapped his hand over Spazer's mouth.
"Be quiet Spazer." Goku said angrily. Spazer now tried gnawing at his hands. "You are so lucky I don't report you to Kibito Kai."
yes, Xenophon is a real name. I looked it up in a baby book (why i was in a baby book...boredeom sometimes goes far...) its greek and means 'strange voice' yes Zennie was listed as a nickname for Xenophon.