A/N: ......My life is ending......
The Renaissance Faire
Chapter 6
---Lake---
Roy was paddling across the lake, trying to keep up with Zelda, Malon and Young Link. "Argh! Cramp! CRAMP!" He yelled and the redhead began to sink into the water. "So this is how it all ends..." He thought, watching the sun-lite water fading to darkness. "I drown?! ARGH!" A hand flew into the water and grabbed Roy by his collar and pulled him to the surface.
"Roy, can you even pretend to down in water two inches deep?" Zelda asked, holding Roy by his neck in the 2 inches of water that were between them and the shore.
"Um...."
"Looky Aunty Zelda!" Malon said, jumping up and down. "It's a May Pole Dance!" Zelda and Roy turned to watch woman begin to dance around a giant pole with streamers, while lots of happy music was playing in the back. Malon and Young Link began clapping in rythme while Zelda just tapped her foot.
"So this is how people had fun back in the middle-ages!" Zelda said with a smile, dropping Roy and joining in the clapping.
"I feel like I'm a Hobbit!" Said Young Link.
Roy and Zelda stared at Young Link. "You are..." The answered at once.
The woman kept dancing as it got closer and closer to the ground. As they reached the bottom the music began to speed up until at last they had tied all of the streamers onto the May Pole, and all the woman fell to the ground dizzy. Young Link and Malon gave the dancers a standing ovation.
"Wooo what a grat way to pass the time!" Young Link said with a smile.
Roy looked around. "Hmm, Midget and Fairy-boy are gone..." He turned to Zelda. "Zelly, do you have Peach's magic cell phone?"
"WHAT?!" Zelda said in a panic. "Why would I have her cell phone?! It's not like I'm working for her in a desperate attempt to rid you, Young Link, Link and Ness from the world so that the empire of Starbucksel to it's highest power and take over the world and anything that stands in it's way!" Roy's eyes narrowed as he stared at Zelda. "I swear it, check the script!" Zelda handed Roy the script which he flipped through.
"Peach: Mawhuaha. Yoshi: Sup Peach. Peach: The Internet is really really great. Mewtwo: HEY!" Roy read aloud. "Zelda, you just made this up right now..."
"Did not!"
Roy handed the script back to Zelda, making sure the line reading, 'Zelda: I just made this up right now', was showing.
"Oh! Maybe I did..."
---Maple Theather---
"Mawhuaha!" Peach laughed as she looked through her fashion magazine. "Mawhuaha!"
"Peach?" Yoshi asked, walking up the mad princess.
Peach turned around, grabbed onto Yoshi and began crying. "Oh Yoshi! My Life! My life sucks!" She cried.
Dinoboy tried to push Peach off him, but she was too heavy. "Okay, yes, your life sucks." Yoshi moaned, trying to get away. "Now go cry on Mewtwo or Cloaked Guy #2!"
Peach's eyes suddenly lit up. "That's right! Cloaked Guy Number Two! I forgets about him!"
"PEACH!" Peach and Yoshi turned to see Mewtwo standing in the doorway. "I'm back, wh-"
"GHOST! GHOST!!!" Peach screamed, whacking Mewtwo in the head with her frying pan, knocking the cat out cold. "Ahem, now where was I..." The Princess walked over to her Walkie-Talkie and spoke. "Yo! Cloaked Guy Number Two! Ya there?"
Static.
"Helloooooooooooooooooo!"
Static.
"Peach, it's upside-down." Yoshi said, carrying Mewtwo out of the room.
---Not too far from the lake---
A beat up Link and a smelly Ness where making their way down a dirt road. "Link! My feet hurt!" Ness complained.
"So do mine..." Link answered, looking at the Note Mewtwo had dropped.
"I'm hungry! My sleepy! Hey Look Link!" Ness said pointing. "It's a maze!"
Link looked up from the note to see a maze made out of different color cloth. "You want to run around in the maze?" Asked Link.
Ness turned towards Link and nodded. "Yes! It's every boys DREAM to run in a maze!" Ness ran up to Bowser, who was the worker at the maze! (GASP!)
"Come one, come all!" The Giant turtle said. "Come to the maze of Bowtopalis!" Bowser looked down at Ness and his face went pale white. "Um..." Bowser picked up a piece of paper and hid his face. "I'm not here, please leave a message after the beep. Beep..."
"Hello!" Ness said into the 'answer machine'. "I want to go in the maze. Hello? I know your there! PICK UP!" Ness turned to Link who was limping over. "They're not gonna pick up..."
"Bowser..." Link said calmly. "Ness here wants to run around like a little llama in your maze. How much m-"
Bowser threw the paper away and stared at Link and Ness with big adorable eyes. "Yo-You wanna run around in my maze?!" He asked, on the verge of tears. "No one wanted to run around in my maze!! THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUUCH!"
"Yeah...How much money is it?" Link asked.
"One Thousand Dollars for one person." Bowser said. "But It's Two Thousand for Three people! C'mon, that's a bargain!"
Link turned towards Ness. "I have no money. Zelda still has mine, she thinks it's better if she holds onto it all..."
The boy reached into his pocket and gave Bowser two dollars. "I'll give ya two bucks for both of us!"
"Works for me!" Bowser said, taking the money. "Now get lost!" Ness and Link entered the maze as Bowser's shell began to vibrate. "Wazzzzup?!" He said into the walkie-talkie.
"Bowser!" Peach said. "I want you to kill Ness and Link!"
"What?! Why?! They gave me money!"
"Oh, if they gave you money they can't be all bad..."
"Peach!" Yoshi's voice was heard, taking the walkie-talkie. "Bowser, listen. Those bastards have destroyed the one thing dear to us adults."
Bowser gasped. "They destroyed the YMCA?!"
"What? Oh, no, worse. The destroyed Starbucks..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Yes. See, they must be stopped."
"But...Oh, I'm so confused!!!" Bowser said, falling to the ground. "I...I can't make up my mind!!!!" Some light music began to play in the backround. "One of them has given me money! The other has given me love! And th-"
"I know your not singing about this..."
The music came to a stop and Bowser just muttered. "No...I'm not...-Cough-Bitch-Cough-"
"I HEARD THAT! Now I see why you've drove Peach crazy!!" Yoshi sighed. "Listen, If you don't, I'll kill Mewtwo's friend!"
"And...I should care about his friend?"
"YES!!!" Over the walkie-talkie the sound of people running, things falling and objects blowing up was heard for a few seconds, then Yoshi's voice returned. "Listen to his pleas for help!"
"Mew!"
Bowser gasped again. "MEW!!! NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Mew!"
"Yes, it's M- Peach? What are you doing? Put the golf club down! AAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Static.
"Hmm..." Bowser picked up a remote and pressed a button, causing him to disappear.
---Maze---
Ness and Link wandered around the maze. "Link, are we lost?" Ness asked.
"Well, duh. Thats the point of a Maze." Link answered. They turned the corner and saw a old man walking up to them.
"Help me!" He said, falling onto Link. "I've been trapped in here for 30 years! I'm hungry and thristy! HELP!"
Link and Ness took a step back, looked at eachother and ran away from the old man.
---Maple Theather---
Bowser appeared next to a KOed Yoshi and Peach standing with a bent golft club, talking into one of Yoshi's flowers. "BOWSER! COME IN BOWSER!"
"I'm right here..." The Koopa answered.
"Oh Bowser!" Peach smiled. "Good thing you answered. Now listen to me. I want you to kill Ness and Link, then Young Link and Roy!"
"Why not just wait till their all together? Only Ness and Link came into my maze..."
"Oh! That's a good idea!" Peach said, clapping. "Let me go write that down." She turned away from the flower to come face to face with Bowser. "Hullo Bowser!" She greeted, walking past him with a smile.
---Dirt Road, also not to far from the Lake---
Young Link, Roy, Zelda and Malon made their way over towards a stand. "Hey, looky!" Young Link said, running over to the stand.
Zelda joined him and her face went pale. "Are...those...heads?"
"Yup!" Young Link nodded.
"On...STICKS?!"
"Yup!"
Zelda turned away and ran towards a garbage can. Malon and Roy joined Little Link. "Hey, Link, what are ya doing?" Malon asked.
"I wanna buy a head on a stick!" Young Link said, jumping up and down.
Roy sighed. "Young Link, it's not safe to buy heads on sticks."
Zelda staggered back, her head spinning. "Ooough...Hey guys, let's just head up there..." She pointed towards a giant sign reading, 'Pyschic Way'. "It smells pretty..."
So the four entered Pyschic Way and were walking around. The smell of inscent filled the air and people running back and forth were everywhere. As they were walking, Malon heard a woman say, "Young Woman." Malon turned to see an old woman in a cloak sitting with tarot cards. "Shall I tell your future?"
Malon nodded and walked over to the stand. "How much money?"
"Ten Dollars if your in school."
"Umm...yeah, I'll say I am." Malon reached into her pocket and handed the woman ten dollars.
"Malon, what are you doing?" Asked Roy and he and Young Link ran back towards Malon. Zelda was busy drinking some coffee at a stand not to far from where they were.
"I'm getting my future told!" Malon answered with a smile.
"Yes, that is correct. My name is..." The Woman threw her cloak away and...
"Hey, I know you!" Malon said. "I've seen you somewhere...I just don't know where..."
"My name is Daisy!" Said the woman, or rather, Daisy! "And I'm here to tell your future!"
"Daisy, I didn't know you could tell the future!" Said Mini-Link. "Well, to be honest...I didn't know she could do ANYTHING!"
Daisy growled and said down. "Ahem. Ready?" Malon nodded and Daisy shuffled her tarot cards. The princess then layed all of her cards out on the table. "Pick Three." Daisy said. "They will represent your past, present and future."
Malon nodded and reached into the many cards. She pulled out three and set them in the order she felt right. "Okie-dokie!"
Daisy closed her eyes and began to hum. "Hum...Hum...To be or Nazi be..." She reached out her hand and flipped the first card over. It had a picture of a young girl surrounded in bubbles. (A/N: I'm just using my Clow Cards XD) "The Bubbles! It means you've had a enjoyable past up to this point in life."
"Hm...I guess..." Malon said, rubbing her chin. Daisy began her humming and flipped the second one over. It had a picture of a elegent woman in a kimono with a mirror in the center.
"Ah-cha!" Daisy said, sounding like and old man. "It's The Mirror! It means your life now is being reflected in the opposite way you would want it to be. This could be good or bad!"
Malon stared at the card for a second. "Does this mean...I won't fall in love with Bowser?!"
"Maybe. It mostly means that you didn't wanna be here at the faire, hence why you ARE here." Daisy said, reaching for the last card humming again. "M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!" She turned the card around to show a woman in a very poofy dress holding a bouquet pf flowers with little cherry blossom falling around her. "The Flower!" Malon cheered. "If means your life is gonna end very happy!"
"YEY!" Malon cheered. "That means I'm gonna fall in love with Bowser."
"Or not." Daisy reached into her deck of cards and pulled out a card with a woman wearing a long dress and a headdress that covered her eyes with a big green jewel. "The Dream. It means your dreams will come true."
Malon's eyes lit up, but before she could thank Daisy, Zelda screamed, "WHAT DO YA MEAN IT'S 15 BUCKS A DRINK! THAT'S BULLSH- Oh, this tastes soooo good..."
"Uh-oh..." Young Link began to shift nervously. "This doesn't sound good..."
Roy, Little Link and Malon quickly ran off to find Zelda before there was another Kaboom.
To Be Countined...
A/N: .......Sorry about this chapter.........