The small group of z-warriors had taken refuge in the living room after Spazer's big mouth had almost got them in serious trouble. Vegeta and Lumina informed Goku of the freaky sudden and mysterious deaths of random people.
"Deaths...no reason at all...strange...Kibito Kai told me too..."
"Yeah." Vegeta said sadly.
Lumina could be heard sniffling at the memory of her family again. Goku patted her on the back and smiled. The group seemed to have taken a moment of silence for Lumina.
A sudden chewing sound from the corner of the room broke the silence.
"Stop it Spaz." Goku growled. "No matter how much you try, you'll never get that off."
"Witch wapper" Spazer managed to say through the many layers of Duct tape over his mouth. He continued to chew at the tape.
"So." Vegeta said, nodding towards Spazer. "What's with the Kai brat?"
Spazer immediately stopped his gnawing and glared at Vegeta. He made another attempt to speak through the tape. "I ams sno kwai bwat"
Vegeta folded his arms and laughed. "Not a Kai brat, huh? I'd say you're worse than a Kai brat according to the show you put on earlier."
Spazer immediately stood up.
"Please, Vegeta, calm down before he makes another ruckus." Goku pleaded.
"Yeah, right." Vegeta said, glaring at Spazer. "With all that tape on his mouth, the dirty little thing won't be able to say another dirty word."
"why dwonts yo cwom ower hewe ands sway that's." He moved his finger in his direction. Spazer was mad and disliked being insulted.
Vegeta grinned. "You, against me? By the end of that battle you'd be barely breathing."
Spazer tried to think of a comeback, one that would kill this guy and make him angry. "Shwhats wong, shworty?"
He had done it. He had hit the nail on the head. The worse word to call this saiyan prince was shorty. Vegeta's hands balled into fists. Rage screamed all over his face. "Why you little ungrateful..."
"Hey Vegeta!" Goku said nervously, trying to act cheerful. "You got any food in the kitchen? I'm starved!" Goku slowly moved Vegeta towards the kitchen.
"You're...hungry?" Vegeta said confused, absentmindedly forgetting about the argument.
"Yeah!" Goku said smiling. He leaned over to Lumina and very quietly whispered, "Get Spazer out of here for now."
"But, where?"
"I don't know! Just take him to your room or something!" He turned around and walked Vegeta into the kitchen. Zennie stared dumbfounded at all the events that had just occurred.
"Zennie," Lumina whispered as she led Spazer towards the stairs. "See if you can help Goku calm Vegeta down a bit. I'm gonna take Spazer up stairs."
Zennie nodded, excepting his mission. He turned around towards the kitchen. "Hey guys! I know a great recipe for omelets!"
"Whas we's goin?" Spazer asked as he allowed Lumina to push him carefully up the stairs.
"To my room for now." She replied.
Spazer found himself being pushed down a cozy hallway. He noticed a few pictures of a family hanging on the walls, few of them seemed to contain younger Lumina in them. Spazer tried to stop to analyze them more carefully, but Lumina pushed on.
"If you're expecting a tour or something," she said, "Coming up on your right is the bathroom, followed by Vegeta's room. If you hang a left, you'll see the guest room where Zennie is...and here's my room." Spazer paused, holding onto the door knob of the door. He was going into a girl's room.
"You gonna open the door or what?"
"Sowy" Spazer said blushing. He turned the knob and opened the door.
Spazer was actually quite surprised at what he saw. He had been expecting the place to be a shade of pink, or maybe purple. Instead, the walls were painted black with a white ceiling. There were no butterflies or flowers to be found. Not even the bedspread, which was also black, but this time with red stars. A TV with DVD and video sat on a stand against one wall. Her nightstand held a large stereo, her desk askew with different photos of, what he was guessing, her past family.
Spazer felt a hand on his cheek grab the corner of the duct tape across his mouth. There was a loud ripping sound. Lumina, now proudly holding the layers of duct tape in her fingers, stared down at Spazer who was sitting on the ground rubbing his sore lips.
"Now you can talk right." Lumina said sitting on her bed. Spazer attempted the best smile he could, trying not to stretch out his lips too much.
"Thanks." Lumina grabbed the remote off her night stand and began flipping through the channels on the TV. "So Spazer," She said, not letting her gaze come off the screen, "Where are you from? Kibito Kai has never said anything about you before."
Spazer relaxed against the side of the bed. "From the universe east from here." Lumina stared down at Spazer.
"You mean there is more than one universe?"
"Duh." Spazer said. Did these so called powerful saiyans know nothing? "There are four known to the Kais. They are arranged like a compass, one exactly in the East, West, North, and South. I come from the one in the East."
"Which one are we in?" Lumina asked curiously.
"North."
"Oh." She went back to her channel surfing. "So...why are you here then? Doesn't the East universe need supreme Kais too?"
Spazer shrugged his shoulders. "Yeah, it does. But they already have 5 Kais there, supreme kais north, south, east, west, and the grand Supreme Kai. But we were just being raised there for the time being. More Kais were needed in the North, so basically when we were old enough, we were sent here."
"Who are we?"
"Oh, there's another Kai like me here too. She's back on the planet of the Kais with Kibito Kai. Her names Kali."
"And let me guess." Said Lumina smiling jokingly, "You started one of your mouthy fights and got each other separated.
Spazer looked surprised. "You're right."
Lumina laughed. "I win!"
They sat there for a few minutes in total silence, watching the TV. Spazer, tired out from the long flight here, began to dose off.
"Say, you any good at fighting."
Spazer snapped out of his short slumber. "You bet I am."
"Think you have enough in you to go against a super saiyan girl?"
Spazer smiled. A challenge to a fight was just what he needed right now. "You're on."
Lumina hopped off her bed, moved aside the black curtains and opened the window. "After you, sir?"
Sneaking out without telling a soul...Spazer was starting to like this girl. "No, I insist, after you." Lumina giggled. She hopped on the window sill and jumped out. Spazer followed after her, hesitating at the window sill. Lumina waved at him from below.
"Come on and jump!" Spazer grinned and did a dive down the side of the house, and pulled up into flight before he touched the ground.
"Impressive." Lumina said, hands on her hips. "Now that we're out..." She took a moment to think. "How about the forest over there? I don't thing anyone would notice." She pointed towards a dense forest.
Spazer smiled mysteriously. "Or..."
Lumina stared confused. "What do you mean?"
"I can instant transport us both to the planet of the Kais."
"But isn't Kibito Kai, Kali, and Old Kai there? Wouldn't we get in trouble?"
Spazer chuckled. "The other side of the planet where they aren't at!"
Lumina looked excited. A battle on the planet of the Kais sounded great! "Ok then! Let's go!"
Spazer held onto Lumina's arm and they were gone in a flash.
Lumina opened her eyes. It was pitch black! "Uh, Spaz, where are we? It's so dark...Where are you...I can't see..."
"Calm down." Spazer said. He was annoyed how stupid she was acting. "This is the other side of the planet of the kais, just like I said I was taking you, duh."
"But...it's so dark..."
"That's why no one is ever on this side. If you power up, it'll act like a light."
"Right." Lumina concentrated her energy. She slowly began to power up, letting out small cries as she did. Spazer blinked at the green glowing energy before him. Lumina's hair had gone straight up like Vegeta's and now shined bright neon green.
"Wow."
Lumina smiled at the look on Spazer's green lit up face. "Thanks, I've been training." She only wished Goku would have been here to see this.
Spazer copied her lead and powered up too. He was shining light blue; his hair was sort of sticking up a little more than it usually did too. "Me too."
Lumina walked around the battle location. It looked to her to be similar to the other half of the planet, except it was dark. The same flowers and trees grew here as well. And that meant there were ponds too; she would have to watch out for them when she fought.
"You ready or what?" Spazer said.
Lumina grinned and turned around. They were already standing about 10 feet apart. She settled into her fighting position, fists up, and a playful look on her face.
"Ready?"
"Than lets-"
"GO!" Another voice interrupted him. The two looked around frightened. Someone else was here...but who?
"Spaz..." Lumina was shaking now as the voice began to giggle. "I thought you said no one would come here..."
"I...I...thought so..." He stuttered. Lumina became nervous and began to walk closer to where Spazer stood. Maybe she shouldn't have trusted him until she knew him better. Maybe he didn't know that there was some kind of killing creature on this side of the planet. What if it was whatever was killing these people?
A shadow appeared through the darkness from the light of the super saiyan and kai.
"You guys...are very sneaky." A girl Kai appeared in the light, her face cheerful and giggly as she saw the look upon Spazer's face. "Too bad you didn't think to hide your power levels."
"Oh it's just you..." Spazer groaned.
"Who..." Lumina began.
"Kali" she replied.
"So this is Kali..." Lumina said aloud.
"Oh?" Kali said raising an eyebrow in Spazer's direction. "So he actually thought to say something about me." She giggled at him again. "So the gay lesbian decided to come back here..."
"Pervert."
"Lesbian"
"Pervert"
"Lesbian"
10 minutes later...
"PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT!"
"LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN!"
"PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT!"
"LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN!"
"ALL RIGHT ENOUGH!" Lumina finally broke through the fight. "Spazer, why don't we just fight and leave? PLEASE?"
"Oh alright." Spazer sighed. He actually thought he was going to win the pervert/lesbian battle this time. He turned around and faced Kali, giving her a serious look. "You better not say a word to Kibito Kai on this."
"Who says he doesn't already know..."
"WHAT?!"
"Oh calm down Spazer, I'm only joking. As long as I get to watch I won't tell a soul."
"Fine." He faced Lumina. "Ready for real this time?"
"You bet." Lumina said smiling.
The two jumped up in flight towards each other, each sending many punches towards their foes face, but each too had incredible speed and seemed to block every one. Spazer aimed a pretty powerful face towards Luminas jaw, but luckily she ducked. He focused another one at the crouched saiyan, but this time she jumped out of his way. He aimed towards her legs; she straddled in the air, did a flip backwards and landed on the ground in a one hand stand.
Kali clapped at her performance. "Pretty good I'd say."
"Feh." Spazer muttered. "I can do better."
Lumina flipped back over on her feet. "Try me" she teased. He raced down towards the ground aiming a kick at her face. But Lumina disappeared and reappeared above his head.
"Is that all you-"too busy trying to finish a sentence, she didn't have a chance to block this punch. It hit into her chest, and sent her flying backwards into the darkness. Lumina felt herself finally hit into a tree some distance away. Her sore chest heaved up and down. That really had her blood running. Just because her chest was sore didn't mean that this saiyan was going to give up. She stood up, sensed around for the energy of Spazer and flew in that direction.
"Now you've done it" Kali said. "You are such a shame! Losing the saiyan girl...what an idiot..."
"It's not my fault ..."
"We could have lost her. What if we can't find her?"
"I don't know-"
"Lose who?" The argument was halted as they looked up to see Lumina hovering up the dark sky. She had a grin on her face, her tail curling up and down in excitement. "Let's finish this fight." Lumina put her hands together and began gathering energy. "Ka...me..."
"What the?" Spazer was amazed by all the energy.
"The kamehameha wave..." Kali mumbled. "It's a strong attack used mostly by Goku, the strongest saiyan known to live..."
Spazer stared weirdly at her matter of fact tone.
She blinked. "What? Kibito Kai told me!"
"Ha..."
Spazer growled. "That stupid wave isn't gonna stop me." He raced up to her. If I hit her while she is still powering up the attack will fail! Leaving weak Lumina for me to thrash...
"Me..."
"TAKE THIS!" Spazer sent out one of his own energy blasts. He smirked. It was going to hit her and there was nothing she could do about it. Lumina managed to smirk back at him right before the blast reached her. But to Spazer's surprise, she managed to disappear and reappear, once again over his head.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
Spazer gawked as the powerful blast over took him. Dust and dirt blew everywhere, blocking both Kali and Lumina's view of Spazer.
Lumina floated down next to a shocked Kali, hands on her hips.
"Wow" was all Kali was able to speak.
They waited impatiently in silence for the dust to clear. Spazer could finally be seen. He was walking around like he was drunk and smiled dopily at the two girls.
"...You...Win...Good...Job..." He gave a thumb up before fainting.
Later...
"You promise you won't tell?" Spazer asked for the umpteenth time. He was really worried about the trouble he would get into to.
"YES" Kali said seriously back. "PLEASE don't ask me again."
"Whatever pervert...ow!" Lumina elbowed him.
"You should be nice Spaz, she isn't telling on you"
"Yes, be nice lesbian." Kali laughed. Spazer just rolled his eyes and tried to spot an object to stare at in the dark.
Lumina took a peak at the watch on her arm. "Look at the time...we gotta go Spaz before someone notices we're gone."
"So what if they find out?"
"Stay any longer and Kibito Kai might sense your energy."
"Oh my gosh, I didn't think about that! We'd better go!" Spazer said in a rush. He grabbed a hold of Luminas arm again.
"Bye Kali!" She waved. "Nice meeting you!"
Kali waved cheerfully until there was a flash and she was left alone in the darkness. Kali sighed sadly. Spazer had finally gotten back and now he was gone. She was so lonely here without someone her age to spar with and talk to. Kibito Kai was always out patrolling, and Old Kai...well he was an actual pervert and didn't seem to care if she was there or not.
Kali shivered as a silent wind blew in the darkness. Tree leaves shook. She could feel her potaras rocking back and forth on her ear lobes. Somewhere a ponds watery surface was forming waves and quietly hitting the sides of the pond.
She walked silently, her arms wrapped around herself from the slight change in temperature. The several moons showed a small lit path for Kali to follow.
"Hmm?" She thought she sensed a strange power source from nearby. Something was here, and no it wasn't a human life form or Kai spirit. Her long ears perked up and down moving slightly to a sound of something moving against the grass. She stood perfectly still. The thing grew closer; she could feel its presence. Whatever it was had rapped a tentacle around her yellow boot. Quietly and slowly she powered up going shiny blue in order to see. Everything around her was clear her powered light. But nothing was seen on her leg, but she still felt it. It crept upwards on her leg, gripping tighter.
This was enough, the invisible whatever it was had gone too far. She let out a cry and aimed towards the ground where she thought the tentacle was connected. The creature let out a cry of pain as Kali felt her hand slice through.
The presence of the creature disappeared, the power feeling was gone. Kali stood there in the same position she had attacked. Her hand dripped with oozy (was it blood or slime?) She looked down at her leg to see a tentacle wrapped around her leg in the dark. It had loosened a bit, but she could now see it. She realized that when it was cut loose from its body it was visible. But what was it?
Kali let her power levels drop. She stood in the darkened planet in silence with the tentacle wrapped around her leg, lost in curious thought.
Later on back on Earth...
Luckily the two had arrived in time just as Vegeta had come to check up on them. At the moment, they were supposed to be sleeping. Vegeta had already gone to sleep. Goku was on the couch, probably watching those stupid cowboy movies until he fell asleep. Zennie was in the guest bed room. Lumina was snuggled up on her bed flicking through the channels once again while Spazer lay wide awake in a sleeping bag on the floor. Obviously, he was not tired.
"I'm bored..." He sighed.
"Yeah, me too."
"Let's do something fun."
"Like what?" Lumina asked curiously. "Everyone's asleep. If we try to do anything downstairs well wake everyone up."
"Yeah..." he sighed sadly. Then, and idea popped up. He grinned evily.
"What is it now?"
"Wanna see the greatest practical joke you can play on people when they're sleeping?"
"I guess..." Lumina considered all the stupid things kids have been known to do on sleeping people. She'd seen at girl sleepovers that people would give their brothers a make over while sleeping. But she was bored and needed something for entertainment.
Lumina slid off her bed and waited for Spazer to crawl out of his sleeping bag. They slowly crept the door open very quietly and entered the hallway. Lumina followed Spazer as he walked towards Vegeta's room.
Spazer carefully walked into Vegeta's room. He looked at Lumina and put his finger over his lips. Lumina nodded that she understood to be quiet. They were going to get in so much trouble if Vegeta found out... Spazer stood next to Vegeta's head. He bent down towards his ear and began whispering, "Buy a whopper get free FRIES....Buy a whopper get FREE fries...Buy a whopper get FREE FRIES..."
Spazer stood up and stared around the room before cracking up and quietly leaving the room. He began to silently laugh hard to himself out in the hallway.
"And what is that suppose to do as a joke?" Lumina asked. She was not impressed. Spazer had a huge dopey grin on his face.
"You'll see tomorrow...now for the next target...Goku..."
Even though she really objected to this stupid joke that she didn't really understand, Lumina followed Spazer down the stairs to the living room. Goku was found snoring on the couch. Spazer put a finger on his lips for the signal again. He leaned over Goku and whispered in his ear. "Vegeta loves to be called Veggie...he's been so lonely without you...you know you wanna hug him tomorrow at 10 before breakfast..." Spazer paused to snicker before continuing, "Remember...10 o'clock...don't let 'Veggie' down..."
Spazer, with his hands over his mouth to keep back the giggles, made his exit quickly up the stairs. Lumina slowly followed after turning the TV off which Goku must have fallen asleep in front of. She found Spazer in her room lying on the floor watching TV.
"So..." She said.
"Wasn't that the greatest?"
"What was that supposed to do?"
"You'll see tomorrow...I don't wanna give away the laugh."
"Whatever." Lumina sighed and flopped down on her bed. She was hoping that Spazer would have something really funny in mind and that she could have a good laugh after that battle. She lay back on the pillows and slowly dosed off to sleep. Not too long after Spazer too fell asleep on the floor, both pretty exhausted from their exciting fight.
The next morning...
Lumina had wakened up earlier than everyone else that morning. She hopped out of bed and stepped over the still sleeping Spazer who had begun to drool on her carpet. After quickly taking a shower, getting dressed, and brushing her teeth, she walked down the stairs to make breakfast.
Down stairs in the living room she found Goku still snoring away. Lumina walked by him and into the kitchen. Spazer was already there, grinning again. His hair was sticking up funny from sleeping on the ground.
"Ready to laugh?" He asked mischievously.
"Whatever Spaz." She honestly didn't believe him.
He checked the clock above the sink. 5 seconds till 10. Spazer counted down the seconds aloud. "3...2...1..."
Vegeta could be heard walking down the stairs, mumbling something. Lumina's mouth began to curl.
"Buy a whopper get free FRIES..."
Spazer turned around and faced the wall so Vegeta would not see him laughing.
"Buy a whopper get FREE fries..."
Lumina couldn't help herself and started silently giggling. Spazer's joke had worked.
"Buy a whopper get FREE FRIES...DAMN! I can't get that freakin saying out of my head...and I don't even like whoppers..." He said confused. "Buy a whopper get free...DAMN IT ALL! I CAN'T STOP!" He said angrily. He turned to get his coffee.
"What did I tell you?" Spazer whispered soft enough that Vegeta would hear them, nudging his elbow into Lumina.
"I have to admit, that was pretty good."
"It was nothing. I do it to Kali all the time...I can still remember it now...Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious...she said for days."
Lumina laughed. "But what about Goku?"
As if on cue, Goku walked into the room with his arms stretched out towards Vegeta. "Hey ol' Veggie ol' pal!" He grabbed Vegeta in a hug. The two sat there for a second until they finally realized what was going on.
"What are you doing free fries...I mean Kakarot?!"
Goku looked stumped, "Ummm...I don't know"
"GET OFF OF ME GAY WHOP...LESBIAN!!"
Goku very slowly let go of Vegeta and slowly backed away. "Come on Vegeta..." Goku said nervously as Vegeta held a power ball in his hand. "It was an accident...please...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
Goku ran out the back door, Vegeta chasing him while
Spazer lay on the floor laughing while Lumina doubled over holding her chest for lack of air from laughing.
There was a large glow of light from outside the window.
"Kali's right..." Lumina managed to say through her giggles. "You are the prank master."
Spazer grinned. "You bet I am."
But their fun wouldn't last long; the TV began to flash a special report. "In news today...another suspicious death has occurred last night."
hey, i hope that wasnt boring or lame for anyone. at this moment i was trying to show how everyone would react to this new kai. And so far...Goku is sort of ok with him...Lumina seems like she found a good training partner...and Vegeta hates his guts. I'm starting to get more into the serious villain stuff. Will update soon!