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Boredom Sucks

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Do I own the list? Maybe someone out there has a boredom list too?

That means I don't own a boredom list. Oh no!

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George: *still dazed from running into walls* That was fun!

Fred: You got some more right...here. *licks the white stuff off* Yummy, and of my own invention!

George: I'm bored now, what's next on your list?

Fred: *checks list* Number three, ask sick questions. You first then.

George: Er...um...What's your name?

Fred: Don't as dumb questions.

George: But..but you said! Fine I'll ask another question. Who was your first time?

Fred: Thats personal! Oh well. Umm...How big's your cock?

George: *checks* There's sizes? How many people does it REALLY take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fred: Is mom loose?

George: Is Madame Maxime a virgin?

Fred: You are still obsessed with Madame Maxime? Man I thought you were over her already. It's

been years dude.

George: Ask your question.

Fred: Make me.

George: I don't make dogs I train them.

Fred: Shut up. Fine my question is....

George: Is...

Fred: I don't wanna play this anymore. Whats next?

George: I dunno, you have the list.

Fred: *reading* Be gangster.

George: *adapts quickly* What up homie.

Fred: It's all cool G.

George: Aight aight. Man that Hermione is a fine bitch.

Fred: What the fuck you talking about dawg. She my bitch from da hood.

George: Man fuck you. She's mine.

Fred: Go find y'self some otha hoe.

George: Aight man, but just cuz you my homie.

Pretty girl walks by.

George: Hey baby, come over hurr and lemme back slap dat ass.

Fred: ooh she fine.

George: I'll let you ride my broomstick anytime bitch.

Fred: I'm bored again.

George: Yeah me too......

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A/N Yeah, I decided to NOT end it there, because I am bored...again. What a shame...

Guesss I won't be unbored because I'm writing this chapter. *sigh* What to do now..