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Unit Four sat in its cage, bored as hell. 'I save the kid and now they think I'm contaminated, the injustice of it all.' It thought. Shinji was looking at the creature, "I just want to say thanks for the rescue, couldn't do it with out you." He said. 'You're welcome kid' it thought. Shinji shook his head. 'That wasn't funny guys' he thought. ~Wasn't us boss~ one said. Shinji shook his head again, "Must be the stress or something" he said.
'Don't you people ever think of something more original?'
'Why me? Why do I have to hear voices?'
'Voices? As in more than one?'
~Hey, these things aren't suppose to do that are they?~
'No they aren't'
'But we do, Unit one would but you took Yui. Unit two is a little eccentric and zero is the quiet type'
'I'm not hearing this, La la la, Eva's shouldn't be telepaths'
~Easy Shinji, just take a deep breath and breathe~
Shinji did so, "Ok, I'm just going to lie down and take a nap." He said. The eyes glowed slightly, 'goodnight' it said. Shinji ran home, straight for bed. The Eva seemed to grin, 'Good kid, just a little high strung.' It said.
Rei sat with Kongol; both seemed to have a silent conversation going. Dart came across the two silent people, "What a, couple? Nah, those two wouldn't." he said as he left. The two looked at each other, "What a baka," they said in unison. Kongol seemed to smile, someone who understood the art of silence. Rei stood up, "Lunch time" she said quietly. Kongol nodded, he hoped she would say that. They both walked to the pizza parlor in silence.
Shinji was shaking; he was totally freaked by the thought of a telepathic Eva. Meru was tried to calm him down, "You were probably just tired and were hearing things. There is no such thing a telepathic Eva" she said. Shinji calmed slightly, "Yea, That's it, I just need a nap and everything will be fine. Just need a little sleep. He said. Meru put a blanket around his shoulders, "Just get some rest" she said. Shinji fell asleep in her arms, "Good boy" she said. Rose was watching, "You know he is too young for you, by about four thousand years" she said. Meru shrugged it off, "Technically you are right. We were reborn so technically I'm just as old as he is." She said. Rose rolled her eyes, "You always were the romantic type, I guess you'll never change." She said. Meru frowned, "And you were always the cold heartless one in the group, I still wonder If you really are human" she said. Rose glared, "You ain't got room to talk, at least I was human, you were just a wingly pretending to be human" she said. Meru's frown turned to a glare, "I refuse to dignify that with a response" she said. Rose smiled, "Whatever you say wingly, whatever you say." She said as she left. Meru frowned, "I always didn't like her" she said.
Yui sat in the commander's seat, well a new one. The old one was burned and the office was being redone. She gave a sigh, "Why couldn't the day go by faster?" she asked. Ritsuko nodded, "Good question, I wish I had an answer for you." She said. Misato sipped her coffee, "Do what we usually do, take a nap and have someone wake you up when an angel attacks." She said. Yui seemed to ponder it, "Sounds like a plan, Good night." She said. They all nodded, nap time in NERV central.
'Hey, most of the humans are sleeping, let's have some fun. You up to it One?'
'Haven't you caused enough trouble? Poor Shinji probably had a nervous breakdown cause of you.'
'The kid is tough; He's probably at home taking a nap, most likely with his girlfriend.'
'He doesn't need your help Zero.'
'Besides, you know you want to, remember when they put you in the freeze when you went berserk? It is just a little harmless fun.' Two said. One thought about it for a moment, 'since you put it that way, its party time' she said. The four of them began to link and alter dreams of the NERV staff. *sorry, I won't be telling what happens, I just don't want to because I am a Evil B====== and I ain't changing*
Shinji awoke to find himself in a sleeping Meru's arms, "Oh sweet Jesus, Please let it not be how I think it is." He prayed. He looked to find they were still fully clothed. He let out a sigh of relief; Misato would kill him if he did that. "Meru, time to wake up. Come on, we need to get up" he said. She moved closer, "No, go back to sleep. I'm comfortable and ain't moving" she said. He smiled, "Ok, I guess I'll just have to leave by force" he said. He began to tickle her. She was laughing so hard she lost her grip, "No fair, you cheated" she said. His smile grew, "Yea, but I needed to get up and you wouldn't let me." He said. She frowned, "You have a lot to learn about having a girlfriend." She said. He shrugged, "I guess so, But you can teach me" he said. She smiled, "Indeed I can." She said.
Next time On Dragoon Eva, It's the Last angel and It isn't who you think, Stay tuned!
Unit Four sat in its cage, bored as hell. 'I save the kid and now they think I'm contaminated, the injustice of it all.' It thought. Shinji was looking at the creature, "I just want to say thanks for the rescue, couldn't do it with out you." He said. 'You're welcome kid' it thought. Shinji shook his head. 'That wasn't funny guys' he thought. ~Wasn't us boss~ one said. Shinji shook his head again, "Must be the stress or something" he said.
'Don't you people ever think of something more original?'
'Why me? Why do I have to hear voices?'
'Voices? As in more than one?'
~Hey, these things aren't suppose to do that are they?~
'No they aren't'
'But we do, Unit one would but you took Yui. Unit two is a little eccentric and zero is the quiet type'
'I'm not hearing this, La la la, Eva's shouldn't be telepaths'
~Easy Shinji, just take a deep breath and breathe~
Shinji did so, "Ok, I'm just going to lie down and take a nap." He said. The eyes glowed slightly, 'goodnight' it said. Shinji ran home, straight for bed. The Eva seemed to grin, 'Good kid, just a little high strung.' It said.
Rei sat with Kongol; both seemed to have a silent conversation going. Dart came across the two silent people, "What a, couple? Nah, those two wouldn't." he said as he left. The two looked at each other, "What a baka," they said in unison. Kongol seemed to smile, someone who understood the art of silence. Rei stood up, "Lunch time" she said quietly. Kongol nodded, he hoped she would say that. They both walked to the pizza parlor in silence.
Shinji was shaking; he was totally freaked by the thought of a telepathic Eva. Meru was tried to calm him down, "You were probably just tired and were hearing things. There is no such thing a telepathic Eva" she said. Shinji calmed slightly, "Yea, That's it, I just need a nap and everything will be fine. Just need a little sleep. He said. Meru put a blanket around his shoulders, "Just get some rest" she said. Shinji fell asleep in her arms, "Good boy" she said. Rose was watching, "You know he is too young for you, by about four thousand years" she said. Meru shrugged it off, "Technically you are right. We were reborn so technically I'm just as old as he is." She said. Rose rolled her eyes, "You always were the romantic type, I guess you'll never change." She said. Meru frowned, "And you were always the cold heartless one in the group, I still wonder If you really are human" she said. Rose glared, "You ain't got room to talk, at least I was human, you were just a wingly pretending to be human" she said. Meru's frown turned to a glare, "I refuse to dignify that with a response" she said. Rose smiled, "Whatever you say wingly, whatever you say." She said as she left. Meru frowned, "I always didn't like her" she said.
Yui sat in the commander's seat, well a new one. The old one was burned and the office was being redone. She gave a sigh, "Why couldn't the day go by faster?" she asked. Ritsuko nodded, "Good question, I wish I had an answer for you." She said. Misato sipped her coffee, "Do what we usually do, take a nap and have someone wake you up when an angel attacks." She said. Yui seemed to ponder it, "Sounds like a plan, Good night." She said. They all nodded, nap time in NERV central.
'Hey, most of the humans are sleeping, let's have some fun. You up to it One?'
'Haven't you caused enough trouble? Poor Shinji probably had a nervous breakdown cause of you.'
'The kid is tough; He's probably at home taking a nap, most likely with his girlfriend.'
'He doesn't need your help Zero.'
'Besides, you know you want to, remember when they put you in the freeze when you went berserk? It is just a little harmless fun.' Two said. One thought about it for a moment, 'since you put it that way, its party time' she said. The four of them began to link and alter dreams of the NERV staff. *sorry, I won't be telling what happens, I just don't want to because I am a Evil B====== and I ain't changing*
Shinji awoke to find himself in a sleeping Meru's arms, "Oh sweet Jesus, Please let it not be how I think it is." He prayed. He looked to find they were still fully clothed. He let out a sigh of relief; Misato would kill him if he did that. "Meru, time to wake up. Come on, we need to get up" he said. She moved closer, "No, go back to sleep. I'm comfortable and ain't moving" she said. He smiled, "Ok, I guess I'll just have to leave by force" he said. He began to tickle her. She was laughing so hard she lost her grip, "No fair, you cheated" she said. His smile grew, "Yea, but I needed to get up and you wouldn't let me." He said. She frowned, "You have a lot to learn about having a girlfriend." She said. He shrugged, "I guess so, But you can teach me" he said. She smiled, "Indeed I can." She said.
Next time On Dragoon Eva, It's the Last angel and It isn't who you think, Stay tuned!