Disclaimer: I do not own 'Super Smash Brothers', 'Cased Closed', 'Barbie Girl', 'Where in the World is Carman Sandego', 'Aveune Q'...um...and more stuff...But I do own...this! -Holds up a peice of string- And what's on the string you ask? -Pulls up Heroscape-
A/N: Alrighty then, let's get started. First off, notice as this story has lost the mid-evil touch to it? Don't worry, after the contest they should be outside again all happy. Also, the 'Maple Theater' isn't really a Moive Theater type thing with rows of seats, its more of a...hmm...well, table and chairs type thing. A Dinner type place, just called 'Maple Theater'. What, that's wrong? XD! Of course, you can picture it anyway you want.
---Maple Theater---
"So, um..." Kirby said, playing with his tie. "Are we ready to start?"
"Sure!" Replied the audience.
"Alrighty!" The puffball pointed at the four girls. "Are you girls ready?!"
"Yup!" Peach screamed.
"But First...let's meet our judges, shall we?" Kirby bounced over to the stands and pointed. "Judge Number One is Pichu!" Pichu stood up and bowed. "Next is...Luigi, then Popo...Okay, I'm done. LET'S GET READY TO RUBBLE!!!! The first contest of the 'Sexiest and the Sluttiest' is about to begin!"
"Yey!" Cheered the audience.
The evil little Yoshi crept down the stairs and peered his head outwards to see what was going on. His eyes fell upon Ness who still wore the ring, but around his neck and then towards Roy who was wore it around his finger. "Evil Laugh! My pawns are right next to each other. That makes it easier! But first...let's see what these girls have got."
"The first contest is that ever so annoying question, 'If you had $1,000,000 bucks, what would you do with it'?" The puffball pointed towards Daisy. "Peach copyer, your up."
Daisy walked up to a mircophone stand that had just appeared. "If I had 1,000,000 Dollars, I would spend it all on my work."
"Your work?" Kirby asked.
Peach raised and eyebrow. "You work!?"
"Yes. I'm the leader of the B.H.F.T.'s 'Bugs have feelings too.' and we are protesting againsts the F.A.G.'s. 'Fruity Apple Givers'." Daisy said with a smile.
"Fruity Apple Givers? What do they do?"
"They give fruity apples to teachers..." Daisy's happy expestion turned to a sour one. "And they want to make it so that no worms can live in apples!! HOW RUDE IS THAT!!!!" She screamed, pulling a sign out from the air that read: 'B.H.F.T.' and she began chanting there slogan. "Bugga-Bugga-Boo! Bugs have Feelings Too! Bugga-Bugga-Boo! Bugs have Feelings Too!"
"Right. Next up is Peach."
Peach skipped up to the mircophone stand and pushed Daisy away. "Like, If I had that much money I would like, sooooooo totally spend it on a night out on the town, just you and me." She looked over towards the judges and winked.
"Did you see that?!" Mr. Game & Watch whispered to his fellow judges. "She winked at me!"
"YOU!?" Popo screamed. "She was soooooooooo looking at me!"
"Pardon me, good sir..." Pichu said. "But why would she want a little brat and a 2-D freak instead on a world dominator to be?"
"Cause I have a good personalty." Replied Popo.
Mr. G&W laughed. "That means NOTHING in today's world."
"Shut up!"
"YOU!"
Popo tackled the poor paper man to the floor and the two began fighting. Pichu shrugged and jumped on top of them, joining in the fight. Luigi then joined in, only to get pulled out by Samus.
"Why are you fighting?" The bounty hunter asked.
Luigi sighed. "Everyone was doing it...I just wanted to be popular..."
"Congratulations Peach..." Kirby said, dully. "You've managed to make the judges fight over you...again..."
Peach smiled. "I try."
"Next up is Rachel."
Rachel stepped up and took the stand. "If I had that much money, I would spend if trying to find that Bastard Jimmy who ran away on some stupid 'case'!" She yelled, making the quotes with her fingers. "I doubt a 'case' can last up to...um..." She paused to try and remember how long Jimmy had really been gone. "Damn it! I don't even remember how long ago it was he left! I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM WHEN HE GETS BACK!!"
A very scared Conan looked around the room humming. "Is something wrong?" Asked Young Link.
"No, nothing!" He said quickly. Young Link's eyes narrowed. Maybe a little TOO quickly...
"Malon! Malon!" Demi Link said, poking Malon. "For some odd reason, I think that this little boy, is somehow, someway, Ji- Ooough..." His sentance never finished, as he was just shot in the back of the next with some shiny bolt of light, knocking him out cold.
"Huh?" Malon turned around to see Conan humming again and a sleeping Y. Link lying on her. "Oh, that's nice dear." She said, putting her arms back on the table her, Bowser, Conan, Richard, and Young Link were sharing. Her eyes locked with Bowser as they just sat their staring at eachother, little hearts floating around. (Readers who didn't read top A/N: Table?!)
"Hovering Hearts Batman!" Ness said, staring in shock at the floating hearts.
"Fear not, Young One!" Said Link, taking out his sword and poking a heart. It popped and red ooze fell over Ness. "Now you may fear, young one!"
Roy put his finger to his lips. "Shush! It's Zelda's turn."
Zelda took the mircophone from Rachel. "I'd spend it on myself." The audience gasped. "What? Oh, do you REALLY think they're gonna do what they said?"
"I was!" Yelled Daisy and Rachel in unison.
Peach snapped her fingers. "Oh Pooh, foiled again." She pointed up at Zelda. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" She placed her right hand on her forehead, closed her eyes and walked off the stage.
"Alright! It's time to find out who the judges voted for!" Kirby stopped and remembered he hasn't yet explained how scoring works. "Each Judge will vote for one girl. At the end of all three rounds, the one with the most votes wins. If you get no votes for that round, you are kicked out. Ready?" The judges nodded. "Vote! Pichu!"
Pichu pressed a button. "Peach."
Luigi pressed a button. "Zelda." He gulped when he saw the glare from Daisy. "Uh, but what she said IS true. You have no B.H.F.T.!!"
Daisy snapped her fingers. "Oh Pooh, foiled again." She pointed up at Luigi. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" She placed her right hand on her forehead, closed her eyes walked off the stage.
Popo pressed a button. "Peach." He glared up at Mr. G&W.
Mr. Game & Watch pressed a button. "Peach." He glared over at Popo.
Samus pressed a button. "Rachel. I don't like Bugs."
"Now, if you'll be so kind as to look at the giant glowy board above us..." Kirby said, pointing towards a giant glowing screen. "Now look back at me." The veiwers just continued to stare at the screen. Kirby covered the mircophone and laugh. "Yes...they are like little buggies. They can't take their eyes of the light. Mawhuaahuahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
The Board lit up:
Peach- 3
Zelda- 1
Daisy- 0
Rachel- 1
"Hm, since Daisy got no votes, she's out!" Kirby laughed.
Daisy slid back onto the stage. "What you talkin' bout Willis?!"
"Your out."
"Oh...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Daisy spun around in circles before falling to the ground in sorrow.
"Poor Daisy." Bowser said, shaking his head. "She nev- Ooooh, what is dis?!" He picked up a red book with a lion on the front. "T-H-E Space C-L-O-W. Hmm..."
"Wait!" Malon screamed. "If you open that...I'll need to find a camera and some pretty costumes for you."
"Sure!" Bowser ripped open the lock and read the first card ontop. "Windy!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZOOM! The entire theater was filled in a cold rush of air, sending all of the 51 remaining cards flying. "Oops..." He closed the book as a little plush-toy cat/angel/bear/lion thingy floated up with a yawn.
"You woke me- AAAAAAH!!! GIANT TURTLES!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" The little toy screamed before flying out the open window above them.
"Flying Fairytales Batman!" Ness exclaimed, pointing at the flying plushie.
"Fear not, Young One!" Link said, standing up. However, he ran out of breath by doing this and just stand back down.
Mewtwo let out a evil laugh. Then another. Everyone turned towards the first table to see Mewtwo reading a comic book. "Where do these guys get their ideas!" Gannondorf and Toad sighed at Mewtwo's lack of intelligence.
"Before we go onto Round 2, we have a word from our sponsors." Kirby clapped his hands as the giant screen showed two Newts with big brains talking.
"I say, did you read the newspaper this morning?" Asked Newt 1 to Newt 2 in a British accent.
"I did not!" Replied Newt 2, also in a British accent.
"Well, you should! It was a jolly good one today, that it was!"
"I say!"
"Quite."
"Is it time for tea?"
"Indeed."
"Jolly Good!"
The two Newts contiuned talking as the slogan appeared on the screen. "Extraterrestrial Newts love Emerald Nuts."
The screen rolled back up and Kirby was back in the center stage. "All rightaru!" He said. "Round 2 is...SINGING CONTEST!!!" The audience gasped. "Yes, singing contest! Let's see your best songs girls! Rachel is up first."
Rachel walked up to the podium and music from, 'Where in the world is Carmen Sandeagio' played. "He is a great detcetive, sloving cases for my great nation, till the time he went missing that one fateful day. Now I sit here waiting for this kid's parents to come home from vaction asking, 'Where in the World, is that Bastard Jimmy Kudo!'" Before she could go to her second verse, Peach shoved her out of the way.
"Oops? Did I do that?" She asked, looking around the room with a evil smile on her face.
Kirby walked over to the side of the stage and saw a KOed Rachel. "Poor Girl. Oh well! Peach, your up. Zelda went into the back to get changed."
Peach flipped her hair and took the center stage. 'Barbie Girl' music began playing in the back as Peach began to bounce on one leg, then switch to the other, while swinging her head from shoulder to shoulder with a very scary face on. At long last, she began: "I'm Slutty Girl! In a Slutty World! Life in Latex...It's like the Matrix!"
Yoshi rolled his eyes. "She only said that because it rhtymed..." He muttered.
"I brush my own hair, and YOU can undress me anywhere. Life with Big Breast...It's a drool fest!"
"I'll say..." Roy said, leaning forward, only to be slapped by Ness.
"Uh, I have my own healthcare...Yeah that wil- And I don't wear underwear! I'm a Bimbo...who does the 'Limbo'!"
Popo and Mr. Game & Watch let out a giant cheer as Samus just sighed. "Boys..."
"Your a girl!?" Both yelled in surpirse.
"If you don't think I'm fine, you can just kiss me where the sun don't shine! I'm just a simple lass...with a big ass!" She finished, spining around and pointing to her rump.
Everyone clapped for the Princess, who bowed and stepped back. Kirby took the center again. "And lastly, Zel- whats this?" Kirby just gotten a cue card from a stage hand. "Read this? Okay. Now, it's time for the woman who you all came to see. Meet, Zelda the Slut!"
Zelda appeared at the upper left corner wearing clothes that were really messy, along with a shash and too much make up. Music from 'Speical' began to play. "I can make you feel...Speical...when sucks to be you..." Zelda jumped out from behind the curtain and took center. "Let me make you feel...Speical...for an hour or two..." She began to walk down the stage towards the floor. "Your life's a routine that repeats each day. No one cares who you are-" She sat down on the edge of the stage, right next to Mewtwo. "Or what you say." She sung, touching his nose and then getting up and began swing her shash. "And sometimes you feel like a...Nobody..." She bent down towards Gannondorf, stopped, looked at him, then went right back to Mewtwo. "But you can be a Somebody...with me." She threw her shash into the audience and began walking around acting like a complete slut. o.O? Can any of you picture this?
At last she came to Roy's table. "Hehehe..." Roy reached up towards Zelda's chest, only to slapped away.
"Yeah." She said with a wink. "They're real." Zelda quickly ran over towards Conan and Richard and began singing. "When we're together, the Earth will shake and the stars will fall into the sea!" She sung, patting Richard on the head and moving towards Bowser. "Some come on baby, let down your guard." Zelda took a little card and pointed to Malon. "When your date in the bathroom, I'll slip you my card!" She turned and ran back to the stage. "I can just by looking that you've got it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!" There was an uneasy pause. "Foooooooor Me!"
"Oooooh..."
"Fooooooor Me! For Me! For Me! For Me! For Me! I can tell just by look that are especially hard...FOR MEEEEE!!!" She finished, throwing her arms up in the air, only to get thunderous applause.
"WOW! And I though Peach was good." Kirby said, clapping.
"Excuse me!" Peach said, pushing Zelda away. "But she didn't even write that song! Isn't that cheating?!"
"No..."
Peach snapped her fingers. "Oh Pooh, foiled again." She pointed up at Zelda. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" She placed her right hand on her forehead, closed her eyes and walked off the stage.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell Judges?"
The judges talked amongs themselfs before pressing the buttons.
Pichu pressed his. "Zelda."
Luigi pressed his. "Zelda."
Popo pressed his. "Peach."
Mr. Game & Watch pressed his. "Peach."
Both Popo and Game & Watch gave each other a death glare.
Samus pressed her button. "Zelda."
"All Right! Look up at the board!"
Board:
Peach: 5
Zelda: 4
Daisy- 0
Rachel- 1
"Since Rachel didn't get any votes this turn around, I'm sorry to say she's outta here!" Kirby looked at his watch. "Eeep! It's time for my potty break! I'll be back later guys!" He yelled, rushing off the stage.
To Be Contiuned...
A/N: Did you enjoy this chapter? The begining was a little rushed, rightaru? Oops. I lied. Looks like the 'Insider' and the Rings wasn't revealed. Sowwy ; ;
A/N: Alrighty then, let's get started. First off, notice as this story has lost the mid-evil touch to it? Don't worry, after the contest they should be outside again all happy. Also, the 'Maple Theater' isn't really a Moive Theater type thing with rows of seats, its more of a...hmm...well, table and chairs type thing. A Dinner type place, just called 'Maple Theater'. What, that's wrong? XD! Of course, you can picture it anyway you want.
The Ren-
The Sexiest and the Sluttiest
Chapter 9
---Maple Theater---
"So, um..." Kirby said, playing with his tie. "Are we ready to start?"
"Sure!" Replied the audience.
"Alrighty!" The puffball pointed at the four girls. "Are you girls ready?!"
"Yup!" Peach screamed.
"But First...let's meet our judges, shall we?" Kirby bounced over to the stands and pointed. "Judge Number One is Pichu!" Pichu stood up and bowed. "Next is...Luigi, then Popo...Okay, I'm done. LET'S GET READY TO RUBBLE!!!! The first contest of the 'Sexiest and the Sluttiest' is about to begin!"
"Yey!" Cheered the audience.
The evil little Yoshi crept down the stairs and peered his head outwards to see what was going on. His eyes fell upon Ness who still wore the ring, but around his neck and then towards Roy who was wore it around his finger. "Evil Laugh! My pawns are right next to each other. That makes it easier! But first...let's see what these girls have got."
"The first contest is that ever so annoying question, 'If you had $1,000,000 bucks, what would you do with it'?" The puffball pointed towards Daisy. "Peach copyer, your up."
Daisy walked up to a mircophone stand that had just appeared. "If I had 1,000,000 Dollars, I would spend it all on my work."
"Your work?" Kirby asked.
Peach raised and eyebrow. "You work!?"
"Yes. I'm the leader of the B.H.F.T.'s 'Bugs have feelings too.' and we are protesting againsts the F.A.G.'s. 'Fruity Apple Givers'." Daisy said with a smile.
"Fruity Apple Givers? What do they do?"
"They give fruity apples to teachers..." Daisy's happy expestion turned to a sour one. "And they want to make it so that no worms can live in apples!! HOW RUDE IS THAT!!!!" She screamed, pulling a sign out from the air that read: 'B.H.F.T.' and she began chanting there slogan. "Bugga-Bugga-Boo! Bugs have Feelings Too! Bugga-Bugga-Boo! Bugs have Feelings Too!"
"Right. Next up is Peach."
Peach skipped up to the mircophone stand and pushed Daisy away. "Like, If I had that much money I would like, sooooooo totally spend it on a night out on the town, just you and me." She looked over towards the judges and winked.
"Did you see that?!" Mr. Game & Watch whispered to his fellow judges. "She winked at me!"
"YOU!?" Popo screamed. "She was soooooooooo looking at me!"
"Pardon me, good sir..." Pichu said. "But why would she want a little brat and a 2-D freak instead on a world dominator to be?"
"Cause I have a good personalty." Replied Popo.
Mr. G&W laughed. "That means NOTHING in today's world."
"Shut up!"
"YOU!"
Popo tackled the poor paper man to the floor and the two began fighting. Pichu shrugged and jumped on top of them, joining in the fight. Luigi then joined in, only to get pulled out by Samus.
"Why are you fighting?" The bounty hunter asked.
Luigi sighed. "Everyone was doing it...I just wanted to be popular..."
"Congratulations Peach..." Kirby said, dully. "You've managed to make the judges fight over you...again..."
Peach smiled. "I try."
"Next up is Rachel."
Rachel stepped up and took the stand. "If I had that much money, I would spend if trying to find that Bastard Jimmy who ran away on some stupid 'case'!" She yelled, making the quotes with her fingers. "I doubt a 'case' can last up to...um..." She paused to try and remember how long Jimmy had really been gone. "Damn it! I don't even remember how long ago it was he left! I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM WHEN HE GETS BACK!!"
A very scared Conan looked around the room humming. "Is something wrong?" Asked Young Link.
"No, nothing!" He said quickly. Young Link's eyes narrowed. Maybe a little TOO quickly...
"Malon! Malon!" Demi Link said, poking Malon. "For some odd reason, I think that this little boy, is somehow, someway, Ji- Ooough..." His sentance never finished, as he was just shot in the back of the next with some shiny bolt of light, knocking him out cold.
"Huh?" Malon turned around to see Conan humming again and a sleeping Y. Link lying on her. "Oh, that's nice dear." She said, putting her arms back on the table her, Bowser, Conan, Richard, and Young Link were sharing. Her eyes locked with Bowser as they just sat their staring at eachother, little hearts floating around. (Readers who didn't read top A/N: Table?!)
"Hovering Hearts Batman!" Ness said, staring in shock at the floating hearts.
"Fear not, Young One!" Said Link, taking out his sword and poking a heart. It popped and red ooze fell over Ness. "Now you may fear, young one!"
Roy put his finger to his lips. "Shush! It's Zelda's turn."
Zelda took the mircophone from Rachel. "I'd spend it on myself." The audience gasped. "What? Oh, do you REALLY think they're gonna do what they said?"
"I was!" Yelled Daisy and Rachel in unison.
Peach snapped her fingers. "Oh Pooh, foiled again." She pointed up at Zelda. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" She placed her right hand on her forehead, closed her eyes and walked off the stage.
"Alright! It's time to find out who the judges voted for!" Kirby stopped and remembered he hasn't yet explained how scoring works. "Each Judge will vote for one girl. At the end of all three rounds, the one with the most votes wins. If you get no votes for that round, you are kicked out. Ready?" The judges nodded. "Vote! Pichu!"
Pichu pressed a button. "Peach."
Luigi pressed a button. "Zelda." He gulped when he saw the glare from Daisy. "Uh, but what she said IS true. You have no B.H.F.T.!!"
Daisy snapped her fingers. "Oh Pooh, foiled again." She pointed up at Luigi. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" She placed her right hand on her forehead, closed her eyes walked off the stage.
Popo pressed a button. "Peach." He glared up at Mr. G&W.
Mr. Game & Watch pressed a button. "Peach." He glared over at Popo.
Samus pressed a button. "Rachel. I don't like Bugs."
"Now, if you'll be so kind as to look at the giant glowy board above us..." Kirby said, pointing towards a giant glowing screen. "Now look back at me." The veiwers just continued to stare at the screen. Kirby covered the mircophone and laugh. "Yes...they are like little buggies. They can't take their eyes of the light. Mawhuaahuahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
The Board lit up:
Peach- 3
Zelda- 1
Daisy- 0
Rachel- 1
"Hm, since Daisy got no votes, she's out!" Kirby laughed.
Daisy slid back onto the stage. "What you talkin' bout Willis?!"
"Your out."
"Oh...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Daisy spun around in circles before falling to the ground in sorrow.
"Poor Daisy." Bowser said, shaking his head. "She nev- Ooooh, what is dis?!" He picked up a red book with a lion on the front. "T-H-E Space C-L-O-W. Hmm..."
"Wait!" Malon screamed. "If you open that...I'll need to find a camera and some pretty costumes for you."
"Sure!" Bowser ripped open the lock and read the first card ontop. "Windy!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZOOM! The entire theater was filled in a cold rush of air, sending all of the 51 remaining cards flying. "Oops..." He closed the book as a little plush-toy cat/angel/bear/lion thingy floated up with a yawn.
"You woke me- AAAAAAH!!! GIANT TURTLES!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" The little toy screamed before flying out the open window above them.
"Flying Fairytales Batman!" Ness exclaimed, pointing at the flying plushie.
"Fear not, Young One!" Link said, standing up. However, he ran out of breath by doing this and just stand back down.
Mewtwo let out a evil laugh. Then another. Everyone turned towards the first table to see Mewtwo reading a comic book. "Where do these guys get their ideas!" Gannondorf and Toad sighed at Mewtwo's lack of intelligence.
"Before we go onto Round 2, we have a word from our sponsors." Kirby clapped his hands as the giant screen showed two Newts with big brains talking.
"I say, did you read the newspaper this morning?" Asked Newt 1 to Newt 2 in a British accent.
"I did not!" Replied Newt 2, also in a British accent.
"Well, you should! It was a jolly good one today, that it was!"
"I say!"
"Quite."
"Is it time for tea?"
"Indeed."
"Jolly Good!"
The two Newts contiuned talking as the slogan appeared on the screen. "Extraterrestrial Newts love Emerald Nuts."
The screen rolled back up and Kirby was back in the center stage. "All rightaru!" He said. "Round 2 is...SINGING CONTEST!!!" The audience gasped. "Yes, singing contest! Let's see your best songs girls! Rachel is up first."
Rachel walked up to the podium and music from, 'Where in the world is Carmen Sandeagio' played. "He is a great detcetive, sloving cases for my great nation, till the time he went missing that one fateful day. Now I sit here waiting for this kid's parents to come home from vaction asking, 'Where in the World, is that Bastard Jimmy Kudo!'" Before she could go to her second verse, Peach shoved her out of the way.
"Oops? Did I do that?" She asked, looking around the room with a evil smile on her face.
Kirby walked over to the side of the stage and saw a KOed Rachel. "Poor Girl. Oh well! Peach, your up. Zelda went into the back to get changed."
Peach flipped her hair and took the center stage. 'Barbie Girl' music began playing in the back as Peach began to bounce on one leg, then switch to the other, while swinging her head from shoulder to shoulder with a very scary face on. At long last, she began: "I'm Slutty Girl! In a Slutty World! Life in Latex...It's like the Matrix!"
Yoshi rolled his eyes. "She only said that because it rhtymed..." He muttered.
"I brush my own hair, and YOU can undress me anywhere. Life with Big Breast...It's a drool fest!"
"I'll say..." Roy said, leaning forward, only to be slapped by Ness.
"Uh, I have my own healthcare...Yeah that wil- And I don't wear underwear! I'm a Bimbo...who does the 'Limbo'!"
Popo and Mr. Game & Watch let out a giant cheer as Samus just sighed. "Boys..."
"Your a girl!?" Both yelled in surpirse.
"If you don't think I'm fine, you can just kiss me where the sun don't shine! I'm just a simple lass...with a big ass!" She finished, spining around and pointing to her rump.
Everyone clapped for the Princess, who bowed and stepped back. Kirby took the center again. "And lastly, Zel- whats this?" Kirby just gotten a cue card from a stage hand. "Read this? Okay. Now, it's time for the woman who you all came to see. Meet, Zelda the Slut!"
Zelda appeared at the upper left corner wearing clothes that were really messy, along with a shash and too much make up. Music from 'Speical' began to play. "I can make you feel...Speical...when sucks to be you..." Zelda jumped out from behind the curtain and took center. "Let me make you feel...Speical...for an hour or two..." She began to walk down the stage towards the floor. "Your life's a routine that repeats each day. No one cares who you are-" She sat down on the edge of the stage, right next to Mewtwo. "Or what you say." She sung, touching his nose and then getting up and began swing her shash. "And sometimes you feel like a...Nobody..." She bent down towards Gannondorf, stopped, looked at him, then went right back to Mewtwo. "But you can be a Somebody...with me." She threw her shash into the audience and began walking around acting like a complete slut. o.O? Can any of you picture this?
At last she came to Roy's table. "Hehehe..." Roy reached up towards Zelda's chest, only to slapped away.
"Yeah." She said with a wink. "They're real." Zelda quickly ran over towards Conan and Richard and began singing. "When we're together, the Earth will shake and the stars will fall into the sea!" She sung, patting Richard on the head and moving towards Bowser. "Some come on baby, let down your guard." Zelda took a little card and pointed to Malon. "When your date in the bathroom, I'll slip you my card!" She turned and ran back to the stage. "I can just by looking that you've got it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!" There was an uneasy pause. "Foooooooor Me!"
"Oooooh..."
"Fooooooor Me! For Me! For Me! For Me! For Me! I can tell just by look that are especially hard...FOR MEEEEE!!!" She finished, throwing her arms up in the air, only to get thunderous applause.
"WOW! And I though Peach was good." Kirby said, clapping.
"Excuse me!" Peach said, pushing Zelda away. "But she didn't even write that song! Isn't that cheating?!"
"No..."
Peach snapped her fingers. "Oh Pooh, foiled again." She pointed up at Zelda. "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!" She placed her right hand on her forehead, closed her eyes and walked off the stage.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell Judges?"
The judges talked amongs themselfs before pressing the buttons.
Pichu pressed his. "Zelda."
Luigi pressed his. "Zelda."
Popo pressed his. "Peach."
Mr. Game & Watch pressed his. "Peach."
Both Popo and Game & Watch gave each other a death glare.
Samus pressed her button. "Zelda."
"All Right! Look up at the board!"
Board:
Peach: 5
Zelda: 4
Daisy- 0
Rachel- 1
"Since Rachel didn't get any votes this turn around, I'm sorry to say she's outta here!" Kirby looked at his watch. "Eeep! It's time for my potty break! I'll be back later guys!" He yelled, rushing off the stage.
To Be Contiuned...
A/N: Did you enjoy this chapter? The begining was a little rushed, rightaru? Oops. I lied. Looks like the 'Insider' and the Rings wasn't revealed. Sowwy ; ;