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A/N: Hey-Hey-Hoo! This is it! The Last Chapter! Prepare yourself! This chapter will be:
1) Rushed
2) Confusion
3) Lack Humor
A/N: Turn back now! Read on...if you dare...
---Maple Theater---
Kirby walked back on the stage, rubbing his hand in a rag. "I must have been paranoid. All I heard was this waterfall." He tossed the rag away and spoke. "HEY-HEY-HOO!!! Welcome everyone to the last round of...THE SEXIEST AND THE SLUTTIEST!"
"Yey..." Said the crowd, clearly bored.
"But before we start, I have another add to show you. Please direct your attention to the screen!"
The screen was dark for a while. A man's voice could be heard in the background. "From the director of 'Girls gone Wild' Parts 2, 5, and 7." A flash of a blonde screaming. "Nintendo is proud to present..."
FLASH!
Marth and Peach are dancing in a ball room. "I know your secret." Peach whispered.
"You lie!"
FLASH!
DK is crying on the ground.
FLASH!
Yoshi, Popo, Kirby and Nana are all in a room together. "The results are in." Said Yoshi. "Popo is not your brother."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Nana yelled.
FLASH!
Zelda and Luigi are lying in bed. "That was good..." Zelda muttered crawling up against Luigi. "I hope your wife doesn't find out about this."
Luigi turned to Zelda. "You are my wife!"
FLASH!
Fox is pointing his blaster into darkness. "What do you want!"
"You know what I want..." Replied a voice. "I want...YOUR IDENTITY!"
FLASH!
All of the Smashers are gathered around a bed that had Captain Falcon in it. Dr. Mario looked up and shook his head. "He's not going to make it."
FLASH!
Mr. Game & Watch and Samus are robbing bank with machine guns.
FLASH!
Ness swings a bat, hits a ball and it smacks Young Link in the face. He got up and looked around. "I can see anything! I'm Blind!"
FLASH!
Pikachu and Pichu are racing down the street. "Pikachu, just stop!" Pichu yelled. "They know you have the drugs!"
"Shut up!"
"NUNS!!!"
A group of Nuns were crossing the street. Pikachu slammed on the breaks and Pichu was sent flying out of the window.
FLASH!
All of the Smashers are gathered around a bed that had Pichu in it. Dr. Mario looked up and shook his head. "He's not going to make it."
FLASH!
Roy and Link stare at a box. "IT'S A BOMB!"
The screen went back to black as an explosion was heard. "Coming this fall to a theater near you..." The screen turned into Zelda looking out her window and it was raining. "As the Rain falls down my window." There was a pause. "This film is not yet rated." The screen rolled up and Kirby was standing there with a shock look on his face. "Wow. I'm gonna go see that."
"Return to the guise of which you were ment to be in!" Yelled Bowser who was wearing a pink kitty-cat dress. He jumped into the sky and swung a staff with a bird head top. "CLOW CARD!!!" He whacked Kirby right in the face and sent the little puff ball back into the wall.
"Bowser!" Malon said, hopping onto the stage. "What are you doing?! He's not a clow card."
The Koopa looked at the KOed Kirby. "Oh. He looks like one."
"Well, then, I guess the contest is over." Samus said, standing up. "With 5 votes, the winner is Peach!"
Peach smiled and waved to her fans as the Mario Brothers Theme played in the back. Suddenly, the lights went off and there was the sound of something sharp stabbing something. When the lights came back on, Peach was standing there with the master sword in her chest. "Oh! The Pain!" Peach said, spinning around. "The pain! It burns! The world is getting darker! Darker! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarker still!! Oh me, oh my! Why me! WHY M-" Peach fell to the ground as Link cheered.
Richard and Conan ran up to Peach and felt her wrist. "She's dead!" Said Conan.
"Ouch..." Kirby moaned standing up. "Who hit me on the head?"
Ness raised his hand. "I did! I DID!"
"Bad Ness! Bad Boy!" Kirby stood up and saw the 'dead' Peach. "Uh...The winner is Zelda! Yey Zelda!"
Yoshi sighed and stood up and took the stage. "This has been the greatest waste of time, ever!" He yelled, stealing the microphone away from Kirby. He held up the remote and laughed. "Haha! It is time! Once I press this button, Ness and Roy will explode, thus causing a time warp. Once the time warp is open, I shall return to the past and save Starbucks! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!" Yoshi pressed the button and the rings on Ness and Roy began to glow.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Roy yelled, being dragged towards Ness. "I'm to young! I'M A MINOR!!"
"Radioactive Rings Batman!" Ness screamed, holding onto Link. But the force of the rings were too great. Roy and Ness flew together and a giant flash of bright light filled the theater.
"AHAHA!!" Yoshi laughed. "Now that they have been destroyed, my time wa- whaaaaaaaat?!"
There was no time warp. Instead, there stood a boy about Ness's size, with the same face as Ness, just he had Roy's hair and armor. "What the hell is that thing?!" Mewtwo asked pointing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Yoshi screamed, tossing the remote down. "Just like Peach to make a remote to MERGE the two idiots!"
The Boy let out a evil laugh and in Ness's voice spoke, "Hello! My name is Noy!" His voice suddenly changed to Roy's. "No, It's Ross." It returned back to Ness's. "No, I thought I was Noy." "No, It's Ross." "Noy..." "Ross..." "Noy..." "Ross..."
Toad tugged on Gannondorf's cape. "What are they doing?" Asked Toad.
The ugly man patted Toad on the head. "I do not know."
"NOY!" "ROSS!" "NOOOOOOOOY!" "ROOOOOOOOOOSS!" "Okay, Okay." Said Ness's voice. "We are named, 'John Smith'." "Huh?" "It's such a common name, it's gotta be are's." "Oh, I see." Replied Roy's voice.
"Grrr!" Yoshi growled. "Nevermind that remote, EVERYONE! LET'S FIGHT!"
Mewtwo, Daisy, Gannondorf, and Toad jumped onto the stage in Kung-fu type stances. "GASP!" Yelled Young Link, who had just woken up. "It's a Ghetto Ness!" He said, pointing at 'John Smith'.
"Attack Form Beta!" Yelled Yoshi, readying himself to attack.
"Who died and put you in charge?" Asked Daisy. "I would rather use, y'know, GAMMA!"
"Yeah! I like Alpha better! I hate Beta!" Gannondorf complained.
"First off, Peach died." Yoshi said, pointing at Peach's body. "Second, just shut up or-"
"Excuse me, but are you forgetting me?" Said a very pissed of Zelda.
"Zelda! Look! Starbucks!"
"WHERE?!" Zelda jumped out the window as the remaining Smashers turned to who had said it and gasped. It was Young Link.
"Yes, It was me." Little Link said with an evil laugh. "I have been working with Peach and Yoshi to revive Starbucks!" Young Link jumped up on the stage and joined the group. "I only pretended to hate Starbucks to gain your trust!"
"Young Link..." Link said, falling to the floor. "No...why...WHY!!!!"
Richard looked around the theater and picked up Conan. "I think this would be the time we leave." He whispered to the boy before they inched over towards Rachel, picked her up and ran out the nearest door.
"I SHALL END THIS!" Yelled John Smith, who now had a combination of both Ness's and Roy's voices. He jumped onto the stage and withdrew his mini-sword at his side. The sword then burst into flames as John charged at the group. All dodged the swing, but John turned around and launched a PK Thunder (Without doing Ness's stance) right into Mewtwo's face.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!" Yelled Mewtwo as his body was fried under the blast of thunder and he fell to the ground.
"Mewtwo!" Yelled Toad, who landed right near his fallen friends body. "No...now Mew will never be saved!" He looked up and glared at the weird combo of Ness and Roy. "You are gonna die!" Toad charged at the boy/man, giving a war like cry. But with one 'Shwoosh' of John's sword, the poor Toad was reduced to ashes.
Yoshi fired his tongue at John Smith, but John dodged it with great speed, the went and cut it right off. "Ny Nonuge!" Yoshi screamed. "Ne Nut Nmoff Ny Nonuge!"
John then attacked with a PK Fire, which went the poor Dino up in flames. Yoshi ran around the room blindly until he crashed into the wall and turned to ashes. "Haha! I never liked him anyway." Laughed Peach, standing up.
The entire crowd turned towards Peach and gasped. "ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!!" The Bystanders, Smashers and Judges began running around screaming.
Peach's face went pale white. "Where?! WHERE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" She shrieked before joining the people in the rush around the room.
Daisy and Gannondorf landed together towards the edge of the stage, watching the people panic. "So, wanna just go home?" Asked Gannondorf.
"Sure. Nothing better to do." The princess replied. So Gannondorf and Daisy left the Maple Theater, never to be seen again in this story.
Young Link stood, center stage, watching everyone running around like idiots. He shrugged and turned to leave, only to be cut off by Bowser and Malon, blocking his escape path. "Hello Link..." Malon growled, giving him a death glare.
"Good Day Malon." Young Link replied.
"Why?" She asked. "Why did you side with THEM!?"
"Because...the promised me..." Young Link turned away. "A remake of the 1980s Zelda TV Show!"
"All this...for a show?"
"Yes, This time, it will be real! I wouldn't have brown hair!!!" (A/N: That 80's version is scary and I've only seen 2 Episodes on the Super Mario DVD thingy o.O)
Bowser charged at Young Link. "Return to the gu-" He sentence was cut short by a quick jab to the gut which knocked him out.
"Bowser!" Yelled Malon, running to the fallen Koopa's side. She glared up at Young Link. "You! You're not the Link I know!"
"But I am." Young Link bent down to Malon. "I am your father."
Malon got up and backed away from Young Link. "No...It can't be!!"
"But it is."
"No, really, It can't! We're around the same age."
Young Link snapped his fingers. "Damn. Oh well."
Zelda, at that very moment, smashed through the wall, flames in her eyes. Her appearance had stopped the people from running around like idiots. They all stared at Zelda, now knowing the true meaning of fear. The coffee loving princess made her way up to the stage and grabbed Young Link by his collar and brought him up to her face. "How dare you say there is a Starbucks, when you see there is not." She whispered, her very breath holding an icy touch of death. She lifted her fist and was about to beat the poor Link to a bloody pulp, if not for what Peach had said.
"Don't hurt him!" She yelled. "He has nice teeth!"
Indeed, Young Link's teeth were prefect. They were white, straight and glimmered every time he smiled. "Woah...she's right..." Said Ness/Roy, staring at his teeth in awe.
"Quick!" Peach said, looking around. "Robin Hood! Get Robin Hood!" Her eye's widened when she saw him. "Robin Hood! Please! Save that poor boy!" She yelled over towards Link.
Popo came up behind Peach and placed his hand on her shoulder. "That isn't Robin Hood, that's a man in green tights."
"ROBIN HOOD!!" She screamed, running out of the Maple Theater on a search from Robin Hood.
There was a deadly silence. Zelda, at long last, decided to beat the poor kid to nothing. "Okay! I'm happy!" Zelda said with a smile. "Who wants to go home?" Everyone cheered and ran out the hole in the wall that Zelda had made.
---Entrance to Faire---
Zelda, Link, John, Peach, Bowser, Malon and a Bloody Young Link where heading towards the car in Parking Lot #1. "Hey, just wondering..." Link wondered. "How do you break the spell? You know on Ness/Roy?"
"Oh that's easy! You take the rings off." Peach said, as a giant flash of light engulfed the entire faire. Once it died down, there stood Ness and Roy. "Yey! See, I'm not a that dumb."
The group passed through the ticket booth and passed by the lady with the bell. "HEAR YE, HEAR YE! GET- Aw who am I kidding..." She muttered, throwing the programs to the ground. "Angst!" She yelled, stomping on them. "Angst, Anger and Pie!"
---Jail---
Marth was lying on his bed, watching a bug crawl across his floor. "Hey Martha, your free to go." Said the police man, unlocking the cell door. "We caught the real Martha."
"Let me go!" Yelled Martha. "I'm too sexy to be put in jail!"
Marth sighed and left the jail. He looked up towards the sky as the spirit of Fox appeared infront of him. "The force will be with you." Said Fox. "Always."
The prince nodded and knew what he must do. Revive Starbucks.
---Driving---
Zelda was sitting in the front seat, humming a happy tune as she drove along. Next to her sat Roy, who was buckled up and holding onto his arm rests for dear life. In the back sat Bowser, Malon, Ness, Peach, Link and Young Link. Needless to say, the six were crushed together. "Did we all have fun?" Asked Zelda.
"Yeah..." They replied in unison.
"Good!" Zelda said with a smile. "Because I just got these tickets to Hershey Park for free!" With that, Zelda stomped her foot on the gas and speed off into the night, along with her six hostages.
A/N: Hey-Hey-Hoo! This is it! The Last Chapter! Prepare yourself! This chapter will be:
1) Rushed
2) Confusion
3) Lack Humor
A/N: Turn back now! Read on...if you dare...
The Renaissance Faire
Chapter 10
---Maple Theater---
Kirby walked back on the stage, rubbing his hand in a rag. "I must have been paranoid. All I heard was this waterfall." He tossed the rag away and spoke. "HEY-HEY-HOO!!! Welcome everyone to the last round of...THE SEXIEST AND THE SLUTTIEST!"
"Yey..." Said the crowd, clearly bored.
"But before we start, I have another add to show you. Please direct your attention to the screen!"
The screen was dark for a while. A man's voice could be heard in the background. "From the director of 'Girls gone Wild' Parts 2, 5, and 7." A flash of a blonde screaming. "Nintendo is proud to present..."
FLASH!
Marth and Peach are dancing in a ball room. "I know your secret." Peach whispered.
"You lie!"
FLASH!
DK is crying on the ground.
FLASH!
Yoshi, Popo, Kirby and Nana are all in a room together. "The results are in." Said Yoshi. "Popo is not your brother."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Nana yelled.
FLASH!
Zelda and Luigi are lying in bed. "That was good..." Zelda muttered crawling up against Luigi. "I hope your wife doesn't find out about this."
Luigi turned to Zelda. "You are my wife!"
FLASH!
Fox is pointing his blaster into darkness. "What do you want!"
"You know what I want..." Replied a voice. "I want...YOUR IDENTITY!"
FLASH!
All of the Smashers are gathered around a bed that had Captain Falcon in it. Dr. Mario looked up and shook his head. "He's not going to make it."
FLASH!
Mr. Game & Watch and Samus are robbing bank with machine guns.
FLASH!
Ness swings a bat, hits a ball and it smacks Young Link in the face. He got up and looked around. "I can see anything! I'm Blind!"
FLASH!
Pikachu and Pichu are racing down the street. "Pikachu, just stop!" Pichu yelled. "They know you have the drugs!"
"Shut up!"
"NUNS!!!"
A group of Nuns were crossing the street. Pikachu slammed on the breaks and Pichu was sent flying out of the window.
FLASH!
All of the Smashers are gathered around a bed that had Pichu in it. Dr. Mario looked up and shook his head. "He's not going to make it."
FLASH!
Roy and Link stare at a box. "IT'S A BOMB!"
The screen went back to black as an explosion was heard. "Coming this fall to a theater near you..." The screen turned into Zelda looking out her window and it was raining. "As the Rain falls down my window." There was a pause. "This film is not yet rated." The screen rolled up and Kirby was standing there with a shock look on his face. "Wow. I'm gonna go see that."
"Return to the guise of which you were ment to be in!" Yelled Bowser who was wearing a pink kitty-cat dress. He jumped into the sky and swung a staff with a bird head top. "CLOW CARD!!!" He whacked Kirby right in the face and sent the little puff ball back into the wall.
"Bowser!" Malon said, hopping onto the stage. "What are you doing?! He's not a clow card."
The Koopa looked at the KOed Kirby. "Oh. He looks like one."
"Well, then, I guess the contest is over." Samus said, standing up. "With 5 votes, the winner is Peach!"
Peach smiled and waved to her fans as the Mario Brothers Theme played in the back. Suddenly, the lights went off and there was the sound of something sharp stabbing something. When the lights came back on, Peach was standing there with the master sword in her chest. "Oh! The Pain!" Peach said, spinning around. "The pain! It burns! The world is getting darker! Darker! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarker still!! Oh me, oh my! Why me! WHY M-" Peach fell to the ground as Link cheered.
Richard and Conan ran up to Peach and felt her wrist. "She's dead!" Said Conan.
"Ouch..." Kirby moaned standing up. "Who hit me on the head?"
Ness raised his hand. "I did! I DID!"
"Bad Ness! Bad Boy!" Kirby stood up and saw the 'dead' Peach. "Uh...The winner is Zelda! Yey Zelda!"
Yoshi sighed and stood up and took the stage. "This has been the greatest waste of time, ever!" He yelled, stealing the microphone away from Kirby. He held up the remote and laughed. "Haha! It is time! Once I press this button, Ness and Roy will explode, thus causing a time warp. Once the time warp is open, I shall return to the past and save Starbucks! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!" Yoshi pressed the button and the rings on Ness and Roy began to glow.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Roy yelled, being dragged towards Ness. "I'm to young! I'M A MINOR!!"
"Radioactive Rings Batman!" Ness screamed, holding onto Link. But the force of the rings were too great. Roy and Ness flew together and a giant flash of bright light filled the theater.
"AHAHA!!" Yoshi laughed. "Now that they have been destroyed, my time wa- whaaaaaaaat?!"
There was no time warp. Instead, there stood a boy about Ness's size, with the same face as Ness, just he had Roy's hair and armor. "What the hell is that thing?!" Mewtwo asked pointing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Yoshi screamed, tossing the remote down. "Just like Peach to make a remote to MERGE the two idiots!"
The Boy let out a evil laugh and in Ness's voice spoke, "Hello! My name is Noy!" His voice suddenly changed to Roy's. "No, It's Ross." It returned back to Ness's. "No, I thought I was Noy." "No, It's Ross." "Noy..." "Ross..." "Noy..." "Ross..."
Toad tugged on Gannondorf's cape. "What are they doing?" Asked Toad.
The ugly man patted Toad on the head. "I do not know."
"NOY!" "ROSS!" "NOOOOOOOOY!" "ROOOOOOOOOOSS!" "Okay, Okay." Said Ness's voice. "We are named, 'John Smith'." "Huh?" "It's such a common name, it's gotta be are's." "Oh, I see." Replied Roy's voice.
"Grrr!" Yoshi growled. "Nevermind that remote, EVERYONE! LET'S FIGHT!"
Mewtwo, Daisy, Gannondorf, and Toad jumped onto the stage in Kung-fu type stances. "GASP!" Yelled Young Link, who had just woken up. "It's a Ghetto Ness!" He said, pointing at 'John Smith'.
"Attack Form Beta!" Yelled Yoshi, readying himself to attack.
"Who died and put you in charge?" Asked Daisy. "I would rather use, y'know, GAMMA!"
"Yeah! I like Alpha better! I hate Beta!" Gannondorf complained.
"First off, Peach died." Yoshi said, pointing at Peach's body. "Second, just shut up or-"
"Excuse me, but are you forgetting me?" Said a very pissed of Zelda.
"Zelda! Look! Starbucks!"
"WHERE?!" Zelda jumped out the window as the remaining Smashers turned to who had said it and gasped. It was Young Link.
"Yes, It was me." Little Link said with an evil laugh. "I have been working with Peach and Yoshi to revive Starbucks!" Young Link jumped up on the stage and joined the group. "I only pretended to hate Starbucks to gain your trust!"
"Young Link..." Link said, falling to the floor. "No...why...WHY!!!!"
Richard looked around the theater and picked up Conan. "I think this would be the time we leave." He whispered to the boy before they inched over towards Rachel, picked her up and ran out the nearest door.
"I SHALL END THIS!" Yelled John Smith, who now had a combination of both Ness's and Roy's voices. He jumped onto the stage and withdrew his mini-sword at his side. The sword then burst into flames as John charged at the group. All dodged the swing, but John turned around and launched a PK Thunder (Without doing Ness's stance) right into Mewtwo's face.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!" Yelled Mewtwo as his body was fried under the blast of thunder and he fell to the ground.
"Mewtwo!" Yelled Toad, who landed right near his fallen friends body. "No...now Mew will never be saved!" He looked up and glared at the weird combo of Ness and Roy. "You are gonna die!" Toad charged at the boy/man, giving a war like cry. But with one 'Shwoosh' of John's sword, the poor Toad was reduced to ashes.
Yoshi fired his tongue at John Smith, but John dodged it with great speed, the went and cut it right off. "Ny Nonuge!" Yoshi screamed. "Ne Nut Nmoff Ny Nonuge!"
John then attacked with a PK Fire, which went the poor Dino up in flames. Yoshi ran around the room blindly until he crashed into the wall and turned to ashes. "Haha! I never liked him anyway." Laughed Peach, standing up.
The entire crowd turned towards Peach and gasped. "ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!!" The Bystanders, Smashers and Judges began running around screaming.
Peach's face went pale white. "Where?! WHERE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" She shrieked before joining the people in the rush around the room.
Daisy and Gannondorf landed together towards the edge of the stage, watching the people panic. "So, wanna just go home?" Asked Gannondorf.
"Sure. Nothing better to do." The princess replied. So Gannondorf and Daisy left the Maple Theater, never to be seen again in this story.
Young Link stood, center stage, watching everyone running around like idiots. He shrugged and turned to leave, only to be cut off by Bowser and Malon, blocking his escape path. "Hello Link..." Malon growled, giving him a death glare.
"Good Day Malon." Young Link replied.
"Why?" She asked. "Why did you side with THEM!?"
"Because...the promised me..." Young Link turned away. "A remake of the 1980s Zelda TV Show!"
"All this...for a show?"
"Yes, This time, it will be real! I wouldn't have brown hair!!!" (A/N: That 80's version is scary and I've only seen 2 Episodes on the Super Mario DVD thingy o.O)
Bowser charged at Young Link. "Return to the gu-" He sentence was cut short by a quick jab to the gut which knocked him out.
"Bowser!" Yelled Malon, running to the fallen Koopa's side. She glared up at Young Link. "You! You're not the Link I know!"
"But I am." Young Link bent down to Malon. "I am your father."
Malon got up and backed away from Young Link. "No...It can't be!!"
"But it is."
"No, really, It can't! We're around the same age."
Young Link snapped his fingers. "Damn. Oh well."
Zelda, at that very moment, smashed through the wall, flames in her eyes. Her appearance had stopped the people from running around like idiots. They all stared at Zelda, now knowing the true meaning of fear. The coffee loving princess made her way up to the stage and grabbed Young Link by his collar and brought him up to her face. "How dare you say there is a Starbucks, when you see there is not." She whispered, her very breath holding an icy touch of death. She lifted her fist and was about to beat the poor Link to a bloody pulp, if not for what Peach had said.
"Don't hurt him!" She yelled. "He has nice teeth!"
Indeed, Young Link's teeth were prefect. They were white, straight and glimmered every time he smiled. "Woah...she's right..." Said Ness/Roy, staring at his teeth in awe.
"Quick!" Peach said, looking around. "Robin Hood! Get Robin Hood!" Her eye's widened when she saw him. "Robin Hood! Please! Save that poor boy!" She yelled over towards Link.
Popo came up behind Peach and placed his hand on her shoulder. "That isn't Robin Hood, that's a man in green tights."
"ROBIN HOOD!!" She screamed, running out of the Maple Theater on a search from Robin Hood.
There was a deadly silence. Zelda, at long last, decided to beat the poor kid to nothing. "Okay! I'm happy!" Zelda said with a smile. "Who wants to go home?" Everyone cheered and ran out the hole in the wall that Zelda had made.
---Entrance to Faire---
Zelda, Link, John, Peach, Bowser, Malon and a Bloody Young Link where heading towards the car in Parking Lot #1. "Hey, just wondering..." Link wondered. "How do you break the spell? You know on Ness/Roy?"
"Oh that's easy! You take the rings off." Peach said, as a giant flash of light engulfed the entire faire. Once it died down, there stood Ness and Roy. "Yey! See, I'm not a that dumb."
The group passed through the ticket booth and passed by the lady with the bell. "HEAR YE, HEAR YE! GET- Aw who am I kidding..." She muttered, throwing the programs to the ground. "Angst!" She yelled, stomping on them. "Angst, Anger and Pie!"
---Jail---
Marth was lying on his bed, watching a bug crawl across his floor. "Hey Martha, your free to go." Said the police man, unlocking the cell door. "We caught the real Martha."
"Let me go!" Yelled Martha. "I'm too sexy to be put in jail!"
Marth sighed and left the jail. He looked up towards the sky as the spirit of Fox appeared infront of him. "The force will be with you." Said Fox. "Always."
The prince nodded and knew what he must do. Revive Starbucks.
---Driving---
Zelda was sitting in the front seat, humming a happy tune as she drove along. Next to her sat Roy, who was buckled up and holding onto his arm rests for dear life. In the back sat Bowser, Malon, Ness, Peach, Link and Young Link. Needless to say, the six were crushed together. "Did we all have fun?" Asked Zelda.
"Yeah..." They replied in unison.
"Good!" Zelda said with a smile. "Because I just got these tickets to Hershey Park for free!" With that, Zelda stomped her foot on the gas and speed off into the night, along with her six hostages.
THE END!
A/N: So? Was it as bad as I think it was? Yes? It was? BOO-HOO!! Hehe. Hershey Park! Yey! I like that place. Maybe I should make a...squeal o.O
A/N from the Future: Um...Yeah...I ment to say Squeal...-Looks around- Yeah...Squeal... .