CHAPTER 2

When we last left Yusuke and Kuwabara, they were addicted to the cigarettes Yusuke's mom had left behind.

"Urameshi, we gotta get more of this stuff"

"How? We're a little to young to buy any"

"I know! We can take some of Shizuru's! She'll never know because she buys like a million cartons at a time"

"Hey for once you came up with a good idea! Let's go!"

They head for Kuwabara's house and go inside. Kuwabara was home alone so they snuck into Shizuru's room and grabbed 10 cartons of cigarettes.

"I think we have enough here to last us for about 3 hours"

"Yeah, sounds about right. I just hope Shizuru doesn't find out"

"Me too seeing as how I live with her and she could easily kill me"

"That's why if she asks if I was a part of it, you go ahead and tell her no"

"NO WAY I'M NOT TAKING THE BLAME FOR THIS WHOLE THING!"

"Well maybe we should get the hell out of here before she comes home and we're suspicious"

"Oh, yeah, right good idea"

They head back to Yusuke's house and go back into his room. They take the cartons out and split them evenly. They both take 1 out and light it up and smoke it as fast as possible. Then they both smoke 3 more and by the time they are gone, they are dizzy and nearly pass out.

"Hey.......Urameshi......my head....hurts...."

"Shut up! Stop yelling at me! I have a friggin headache here..."

"I didn't even say it that loud. You got anything to drink to wash down these Tylenol?"

"I don't know go look yourself. I can't get up"

Kuwabara walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge. There was nothing but beer because that's all Yusuke's mom bought. Yusuke always drank water instead, but Kuwabara, too stupid to think of that grabs a beer and pops the top off and washes the pills down with it. He walks back into Yusuke's room and plops down next to him. He belches and blows the stench of his breath towards Yusuke.

"THAT WAS DISGUSTING YOU STUPID BASTARD! Hey, what exactly did you use to wash it down anyways?"

"Uh, well your fridge was full of beer so I just grabbed one. Oh hey, I left it in the kitchen....that was kind of good....think I'll go get it"

"You do know if you drink to many and my mom comes home, not only will we be killed by Shizuru, but her as well"

"Yeah, but there are a lot in there. I bet she wont know if at least one is gone"

Kuwabara gets up and goes into the kitchen to grab his beer. Yusuke lights up another cigarette as Kuwabara walks back in.

"Did it ever occur to you that you could have drank water instead of beer?"

"Uh...guess I didn't think about that one"

"I'm kind of thirsty. Give me a sip"

Yusuke takes a swig of it.

"Hey, this isn't that bad..."

"Give it back, it's mine"

"Hold on, I'm not done"

Yusuke chugs half the bottle

"GIVE IT BACK! GO GET YOUR OWN!"

"Nah, I think I'll take this one and you can go get another one. Thanks for the beer by the way"

"Shut the the hell up"

Kuwabara once again travels to the kitchen to grab himself another beer.

"Urameshi...it's like...11:00(pm) already....I uh, think I should be leaving here soon don't you think?"

"Just stay overnight. It's not like we have 2 go to school anyways"

"Ok I guess I could"

"Good now pass me my next pack of cigarettes"

Kuwabara hands him the carton and Kuwabara takes his next pack. They smoke heavily and eventually pass out.