Hey people! I'm Pyro and these are my friends...

Mia-Inuyasha obsessor(girl)

Mitch-dumbass(boy)

Tay-Miroku lover(girl)

Kate-creepy hyper person(girl)

and me-evil demon lady(girl)

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Tay:I'm booorrreedd!

Me:U SAID THAT 77 TIMES ALREADY!

Tay:bored,bored bored bored bored....

Kate:Lets play a board game!-takes out manopoly-

Me:-takes manopoly board and smashes it over kate's head-

Kate: XP oww...

-cartmen off southpark appears out of nowhere-

Cartmen:U stupid bitch!

Kate:what did u say!

-cartmen disapears-

Kate:-stupidly looking around for him-

-poof-

Inuyasha:where the hell r we!

Kagome:-looks around-i think were in my time...

Me:- blink- -blink- holy hell...

-poof-

-miroku and sango apear with shippou-

Miroku:will one of u ladies bear my child?

Tay:I WIIIILLL!!!!

Everyone:O-O

Miroku: -grins like an idiot-

Me:What! shes 12!

Miroku:u look older...will U bear my child?

Me:...

Mitch:uh'oh...

Me:-takes out ax-

Miroku:O-O

Me:-chases him with ax-

Tay:NOOOOO! MIROKU COME BAAACK!

Mia:-scoots closer to inuyasha-

Kagome:-growls-

Mia:-growls back-

Kagome:-growling-

Mia:-growling-

Inuyasha:-grining-

Mitch:ummm...grr?

everyone:--

Me:comes back,-ax is gone-

Sango:where is he?

Me:who?

Sango:Miroku!

Me:oh....hes...tied up at the moment.

My friends: O-O

Inu gummi:what?

Mitch:he's doomed

Tay:NOOO!MIROKU!

Kate:yep,hes a goner...

Mia:-drooling ovr inuyasha-

FAR AWAY-------

miroku: -tied up to a tree covered in honey-heeelloooo?

Bear:-sniff- -sniff-grrrr...

Miroku:o.O

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Well thats my first chappie...I know it sucked sobsthats was the first chappie I EVER wrote. anyways...-eery voice-will Miroku get mauled by a bear?Will Kagome beat the crap out of Mia?Who is Pyro's next victom?!

Find out on the next exciting episode -cough-of Oh dear god.