Ch.2 Livewire

Last time:Sango:where is he?

Me:who?

Sango:Miroku!

Me:oh....hes...tied up at the moment.

My friends: O-O

Inu gummi:what?

Mitch:he's doomed

Tay:NOOO!MIROKU!

Kate:yep,hes a goner...

Mia:-drooling ovr inuyasha-

FAR AWAY-------

miroku: -tied up to a tree covered in honey-heeelloooo?

Bear:-sniff- -sniff-grrrr...

Miroku:o.O

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This time

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Me:dude!

Mitch:what?

Me:DUUUDE!

Tay:what!?

Mia:that-points to pile of empty mountain dew livewire bottles-

Mitch:O-O no...no!.NO!

Me:hahahahhaahahha -bouncing around-

Inu:o.O what the fuck is wrong with her!

Kate:-also bouncing- one,two,three,weeeeeeeee!

Me:Ilikelivewiredoulikelivewire!(I like livewire do u like livewire!)

Kate:-noding rapidly-yeahofcourseidoilooovelivewire!(yeah of course i do i looove livewire!)

Sango:whats livewire?

Mia:its the bringing of the apocolipse!

Mitch:RUN! HIDE!

MEANWHILE-----------

Miroku:somebody help me! -hits bear with staff-

Bear:grrrrrrrr!

Miroku:ahhhhhh-running-

Bear:-chases-

WITH PYRO----

Me:DIE DIE DIE BWAHAHAHAHAH!-shooting blasts out of hands destroying stuff-

Kate:BWAHAHAHQWAQWAQWA

Sango:bwaqwaqwa?

Inu:will someone explain what the fuck is going on!-dodges blast-

-miroku comes into clearing covered in scratches and bite marks-

Tay:MIROKU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!-glares at pyro-

Miroku:-knoked unconcios by blast from pyro-

Me:HAHAHAHAHA

Miranda:PYRO KNOCK IT OFF!

Pyro:-stops and sits down-

Sango:whos that?

Mitch:thats pyro's human half

Inu:she listens to a human -laughing-

Me(pyro):-growls-

Miranda:PYRO!

pyro:-whimpers-

Mia:-sneaks up behind inuyasha and steals a lock of hair-hahaahahahaha! now i can add this to my collection!-runs off-

Kagome:-furious-

Shippoe:-eating chocolate with pyro-

Pyro(me):chocolate good! -bounce- -bounce-

Miranda:thats it pyro! time for a timeout!

Pyro:O-O noooo! ill be good! just not barney!

Mirande:YES BARNEY! -drags a struggling pyro off- come on it cant hurn anyone!

Inu:what barney?

Sango:yeah and why is pyro afraid of it?

Kagome:barney is a big purple dinosaur who sings and dances and talks about friends and love-shudders-

Miranda:-comes back into room-good now that,thats taken care of

Mitch:poor pyro

WITH PYRO--------

Pyro:-tied to a chair watching barney-noooo-struggles-

barney:i love you u love me were a happy family!

-barney starts coming out of t.v-

Pyro:O-O

Barney:-tries to hug pyro-

Pyro:-breaks ropes-ahhhhhhh!-banging on door-

-barney getting closer-

Pyro:-attacks barney-

OTHER ROOM------------

-banging noises and crashes coming from other room-

Sango:O-Ois it realy that bad?

Mitch:yes..yes it is.

-pyro walks into room covered in scratches-

Pyro:-points an accusing finger at miranda-cant hurt anyone my ass!

End chapter--------

Next time on oh,dear god:chapter 3 The retern of barney!