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Be warned. If i knew what i was doing.... this might actually make sense.
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"That´s our school!?" Ron cried out loud as he pointed to the gigantic building that looked like that huge dome building from ff8. They had walked for half an hour before taking a 2 hour Bus ride, folowed by 6 hours by train. Ron had figured no dream could last this long, and came to an understanding that he was either unconcious or worse.
"Hai." She stated happily as she gazed at the building.
Ron stared up and tried to grasp that this was his school.
"Come on, we do not want to be late for the first day of our new training." She stated as she grabbed his hand and dragged him towards the building.
"But I thought we were going to highschool!" Ron stated as he was dragged along.
"Baka, this is our permenant school till we graduate all levels. Or are you just trying to agitate me?" Kim stated to the unbelievably clueless Ron.
Ron muttered under his breath about what, is in fact , stupid, but continued along.
Ron saw alot of his fellow students their as well. All had the uniforms and looked exicted. They entered the huge magnificent building that looked better then any sort of school he ever knew of. First they got to this really odd looking crystal ball that seemed to be floating a foot of the ground. It was surrounded by all sorts of metal things and seemed to be spinning. Kim stopped in front of it and all of a sudden, up popped Wade.
"Wade? Is THAT really you?" Ron asked as he gazed at what he took to be wade, except it seemed to have ovular big pink lips and big eyes. It looked almost inhuman. "Whats with your lips and your eyes all weird and--"
Kim smashed himto the floor with her fist exasperated, a huge vein bulging, a small flustered look on her face.
"Gomen, Load-chan. Stoppable-chan has been acting strangely all morning."
Ron got up and felt a huge bump on his head, along with a....bandaid? "How in the hell did i get a bandaid on a bump this big? How in the hell does a bump get this big anyhow?"
He saw his friends starng at him with giant sweat drops on their heads. "What in the hell are those!?" he pointed at their heads.
"I see what you mean Possible-chan." Wade sighed at Ron´s stupidity.
"So Load-chan, What is the news?" Kim smiled as she began to converse with her friend.
"Well, apparently, The Tentacle-Demons are on the rise again." Wade sighed unhappily.
"Tentacle Demons?" Ron asked confused.
"Don´t even joke about not knowing what those are, cause i am sure as hell not going to tell you." Kim warned him severly.
Ron sure as hell didn´t know, and he gave a confused look.
Wade sighed and pushed a button and up popped some tentacle demon hentai unto the screen.
Ron stood transficiated at the sight even as it went away a second later.
"LOAD-CHAN!" Kim stated angerly with two veins bulging. "You are not supposed to have something like that, let alone show it in public!" Kim scolded him.
Wade simply shrugged.
"That...was sick and wrong...." Ron stated as he tried to shake the image out of his head.
"See? now look what you´ve done!" Kim scolded him again.
Wade simply shrugged. Kim groaned exasperated. Then sighed. "What other news do you have?"
"There have been reports that a new sexy lesbian demon worshiping cult is having its foundations laid."
"Sexy Lesbian what?" Ron instantly snapped back into "Reality" and stared at the screen, eager for more information.
"ughh Never mind Load-chan, Stoppable-chan is obviously not willing to act sane long enough for us to do any missions today, we will have to get started when he is." Kim sighed exasperated.
"Ok then. Remember guys to get to the office today to recieve where you will be assigned and what courses you will be placed in for this year. Also your dorm rooms are still the same, so don´t worry, no one has moved the stuff you had already shipped here. You want me to contact your parents and let them know everything is ok?" Wade said happily.
"O-negai and Doumo. Sayonara." Kim said as she turned off the screen.
They were just about to go to said offices, when someone came running up to them.
"Yori? YORI!" Ron took a second to understand that the beautiful asian anime girl running up to him was in fact Yori, but then quickly came up and hugged her. He then began remembering something of the events that lead up to before the dream.
Yori hugged him back forcefully.
"Yori, Where are we? what´s going on? I´m not in some sort of dream, am I?" Ron asked her.
"No, Ron-chan. I do not believe so. I believe we are in some sort of new reality created by the lotus blade. All the Animes and mangas I have seem to have made a collective part of this universe...." She stated as she began to trail off and stare into his eyes...
Ron stared back, more confused, and slowly pondering about what yori said. He didn´t even realize what was going on around him as he started thinking deeply of what all this meant.
Kim cleared her throat. Loudly. It had taken her a few moments to clear her utter shock. "Stoppable-chan? Who´s this?" She asked with unmistakable anger and jealousy in her voice. Even though she was smiling with a vein in her head.
"huh...oh!" Ron suddenly became aware something was wrong and realized he was holding someone a girl.
"Gomen. Hehe..." Ron smiled and his eyes looked like upside down v´s, as he rubbed the back of his neck. Yori seemed reluctant to leave his arms but she came and walked up to Kim
"Konichiwa, Possible-san. Ron-chan has told me so much about you. My name is Suzuki Yori. It is an Honor to meet you." She said happily as she bowed and did all respectable things.
Kim Followed in reluctantly still unsure of what this new girl was up to.
"Oh really, Stoppable-san never mentioned you..." She stated quiet rudely.
"I understand. I asked Ron-chan not to, and i see that he has kept his promise, for which i am glad." Yori stated more to herself.
"Oh really, and why is that?" She asked with quite a forced smile, more veins bulging about her forehead.
"I apologize, but I cannot tell you." She said in a polite manner but subtling informing Kim not to press on the issue. To do other wise would be quite rude.
Kim took the hint and said nothing. only smiled. Forcefully. She made it a point to rip the information out of Ron later.
They all began heading towards the offices, while Ron basically was in deep pondering trying to comprehend that this, is in fact, not a dream. Somehow this "Anime" has either taken over the whole world in a tight grip of economy, twisting the world into confomity with it. By first giving the west some pieces of anime, and then giving them small cute yellow rats that corupted the youth and followed in with other animes and soon dominated their life style. They dominated every aspect of the west and soon made them all mindless zombies that would speak japanese words in their english language, without really knowing what they were saying. They would not bath, but sit down mindlessly watching anime and writing fanfictions on the internet. And it was just a matter of time before they spread their influence across the world.. Or that him and Yori are trapped into some sort of alternate reality/dimension/pocket universe. He had to admit that their was no way the first conspiracy theory could ever work.While trying to wrap his head around all of this, he keeps missing Kim glare balefully at Yori every once in a while.
They just about entered the main room for the offices when they saw Satheus standing and waiting by the door.
Well.... It looked like Satheus, in a strange Bishounen sort of way. Ron wasn´t fairly sure that the super pretty boy was his friend, because looked way too pretty to be any sort of guy Ron knew. And that included Josh.
"Hey Ron!" Satheus called out and waved. Ron waved back. He began to aproach when he noticed something. He looked at Kim who was acting normally, and coming up and greeting Satheus. Yori on the other hand, gaped for a while, but then quickly held herself in check.
Satheus greeted everyone and then came back and faced Ron. "So Ron, I--"
"Where!? Ahh GO AWAY! I Don´t have the one ring!" Ron shouted petrified and glanced around.
Everyone looked at him funny. Ron quickly recovered. "Oh.. right... only anime...." He confessed.
Kim gave him a strange look, but said nothing.
Satheus rolled his eyes. "As i was going to say, I figured you were going to come by here sooner or later. I saved a place in line for all four of us. Oh and Ron, can i ask you something... alone?"
Ron shrugged and walked over to one side.
Satheus brought him in a huddle. "How are you planing to get back into reality?"
"You know too?" Ron asked confused.
"Yes, I am still aware of things that happen to you." He said. "So how are you going to do it, because I don´t want to stay here any longer then you do."
"I-I don´t know... You always have something planned. Why don´t you figure something out?"
"Sorry. I´m just as clueless as you are here. Maybe that Yori girl can figure something out. She is in on this as well, right?"
Ron nodded
"Well Ok then. I can´t leave here until you do, so we all have to work together." With that said Satheus motioned for Yori to join them. Now Kim looked pissed but stood there.
Yori came over still looking confused. She stepped into the huddle, feeling sort of uncomfortable.
"Yori, got any ideas how to get out of here?" Ron asked her.
Yori stepped back confused as why Ron was talking about this in front of this stranger. Well at least that is what Ron guessed.
"Yori, Kore wa Satheus. Daijoubu, He is here to help us. You can trust him." Ron reassured her.
Yori glanced back between the both of them.
"He is here, just as confused as me. Don´t ask us to explain just know that you can trust him. He´s my friend, and I trust him. And I know you trust me.... well at least i hope you do. So we all have to be friends if we want to get out of here."
Yori looked unsure but then responded. "I trust you Ron-chan."
Satheus nodded and looked serious. "Allright, Tell me how in the world did you guys get here?"
They both told their tale. Yori telling the truth and Ron exgarating said truth to the point where it seemed that the only way to save the universe was to turn on the Lotus Blade. Yori made Satheus to swear an oath not to reveal it to anyone, which Satheus did.
"Ok, So we don´t have any ideas yet, but we should all try and think this over. And remember, even though we might be leaving here from anywhere at any time, This is still a world filled with consequences, and we must be extrordinarily careful." Satheus stared at Ron sternly at the last part, as if Ron would do something he shouldn´t.
"Mochiron." Ron stated, failing to notice the stare.
Satheus sighed. "Ok, well let´s get going."
They all walked over to Kim, who looked ready to pounce on Ron until he revealed all secrets.
That was Satheus´s cue. He smiled and winked at Ron, making full and well sure Kim could see and hear his whisper. "Oh, and I will be sure to keep what is going on between you two a secret."
Four veins started bulging in Kim´s head. She clenched her fists and looked as if she were ready to pounce.
'Nice Going...' Ron thought to himself as he stared angirly at Satheus. "Oh Hey, KP." Ron smiled weakly.
"We...are going to be late...." She stated dangerously.
Why is Kim acting so pissed. I know she doesn´t like people keeping secrets but I have never seen her this pissed before...
They turned to Head inside the Office, but Before they could a hot purpled haired girl with tan skin walked out of the office nearly stepping on Kim´s foot. Ron stopped for what seemed like the seventh time today and just stared at a beautiful girl while his nose bleed.
"Hey, watch where I´m going." she stated quite rudely.
"Iie, I believe it is you who should watch where they are going, Rockwhiller-san."
"Bonnie!? So na!" Ron mumbled.
Bonnie looked over to Yori, and then to Satheus and then to Ron and cast him a furtive glance, right in front of Kim. a total of 5 veins were bulging in Kim head.
Bonnie looked back at Kim. "I´m warning you now Possible-san. Don´t even think about trying to get in my way or you will be very, very, sorry..." she stated poisonously.
Kim was about to retort when Bonnie immediatly turned back to Ron. She brushed full up against him and whispered in his ear something which he would care not to repeat to anyone....
She then let go, walked away, and cast ron a suggestive smile and another furtive glance out of the corner of her eye.
Ron, still in shock, turned around to see Kim and Yori in flames, eyes burning Red, as an aura of red flame enveloped their extrememly shadowed bodies. They were huge! or was Ron just small?, but Ron was more worried for their safety, then the other problem. His mind screamed for him to do something but he just couldn´t move.
The fires dissapered quickly though and their was not a single burn on their whole bodies.
"I would be extra careful Ron." Satheus whispered.
Ron nodded, still confused.
Kim still looked pissed though, they had both return to normal size. "Stoppable-chan, Stay away from her. She is will use you to get back at me."
"Oh, come on KP. Like I would do anything like that."
"Still, just be careful. I think she is the one behind the sexy lesbian demon worshiping cult."
"Now you´re just being paranoid. It´s not like she would be the type to start a cult in order to seduce men and women and involve them in unholy acts of passion against their will.......... Bonnie, Wait up!!"
All three of them grabbed Ron and held him back. Once that was over they finally stepped into the offices.
End of chapter.
Phew! What do you guys think? I enjoyed writing it, but i don´t think I made anyone laugh other then myself.
Well, thanks for the reviews and please keep them coming.