Chapter 3 A New Meaning to Detention

After they escaped Potions every thing was pretty normal until 9:00 that night.

"Harry its eight forty-five we'd better get going." said Hermione.

"Wait, what did you two do to make Snape mad?" asked Lavender walking up to her.

"We didn't invite him in our make out session, Geez if he would have asked we would have invited him to join us, but he is just an old ding bat." said Hermione trying her hardest not to burst out laughing.

"WHAT!! That's wrong and sick and even more wrong!" squeaked Lavender.

"Whoa! Hold your horses, I was just kidding you, we were fooling around with our wands and hit a first year with some magic." said Hermione, and Lavender gave a sigh of relief.

"Oh! I didn't know you two were an item."

"We're not." said Hermione.

"Come one Hermione dear." said Harry after he overheard their conversation. He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her on the cheek. "Lets got serve our detention."

'What in the heck is he doing' her mind screamed. "Ok Harry." she said, turning around and kissing him on the cheek.

When the left Hermione stopped Harry and asked. "Why did you do that?"

"Do what?" he asked

"Come up to me and acted like my boyfriend or something."

"Just to give her ideas."
"Oh your smart. Now we are going to be the headlines in the gossip newspaper."

"Just calm down, it'll be fine."

When they got to the dungeons to find Snape they were surprised to see none other than Draco Malfoy sitting on a stool.

"What a lovely surprise." said Hermione.

Malfoy was about to make some bad remark when Snape walked in. "About time for you two to show up."

"Just give us our sentences. And lets get one with it." said Harry.

"What to give you? Malfoy got any ideas?"

"I do as a matter of fact. Give me some keys." said Malfoy. "Im going to throw them into the Dark Forest and you two have to find them."

"That's inhumane!"Yelled Hermione.

"Thats what you get for sexual harassment. Go find my keys."snapped Snape.

"That wasn't sexual harassment, I let Harry chase me and tackle me, we were playing around. You see if Mr. Malfoy here would have tackled me, I would've consider its harassment."
Said Hermione.

"Just for your loud mouth, you get to use it and sing for the whole school tomorrow at breakfast. And find my keys." Yelled Snape.

"Professor Snape, if you didn't know any better, but Hermione is the best singer in the whole school. . ." Said Harry.

"Save it Potter. You will also have to sing for the school you're annoying mouth you've got. NOW FIND MY KEYS!" Roared Snape.

Five minutes later Harry and Hermione were at the forest looking for they keys.

"This sucks!"said Harry.

"I know, now of because of my big mouth we have to sing in font of the school. And I swear that man is there to make our life a living hell!" yelled Hermione.

"Hey calm down, it will be fine." said Harry putting a reassuring hand on her arm. "We can sing 'We hate Snape.' It goes to the song 'We are the champions.'"
"I think if we do that we'll have detention for the rest of our lives, but at least Dumbledore will know how we feel."

"Man I think Ron is right, we do have a bad influence on you."

"Is that a good thing?"

"That's an awesome thing."

Three hours later they both grabbed the keys at the same time and shouted "Eureka!"

Harry looked over and saw Hermione yawn and said. "Hermione, I think we need to get you to bed."

"I agree. Its past my bed time."

They walked out of the forest when Hermione tripped into a hole.

"Harry!"yelled Hermione. "Help."

"Hermione, are you alright."

"Yes, no I think I twisted my ankle."

The hole was deep and Harry had to think fast.

"Ok, I am going to lean down and I need you to jump and grab my arm, its going to hurt but I know you can do it."

Hermione jumped and missed and yelled some cuss words she wouldn't dare say in front of a professor. Then she jumped again and Harry grabbed her wrists.

"I got you Hermione." Then pulled her out of the hole. He could see that she was about to scream in pain. "Shh I know it hurts."

"It hurts so bad Harry."

"I know, Hermione, I know." he said and he pulled her into a comforting hug. "Hermione, I'm going to carry you to the common room. Then I will take a look at it."

"Ok." she said as a tear drop fell down her cheek which didn't go unnoticed by Harry.

He picked her up and carried her into the great hall then sat her down. "Hermione, I'm going to look at it now, just to see if I need to take you to see Madam Pomfrey."
He lifted her pant leg and rubbed her ankle a little bit. Then he saw Hermione wince in pain. "Shh, I'm going to take you to your bed. It doesn't seem that bad, but just stay off of it."

"Yes Doctor Potter." giggled Hermione.