Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter.

This is my first story on Fanfiction.net. Flames are allowed after all it's your opinion. Flames can also help me improve on my writing. This story is the second version of my original one. Cell is an alien in my story. Cell also is good.

It was dark and rainy night. Cell's parents , John and Liol, were asleep. Unsespecting to them an evil force would come to there green spaceship,that was giant, and had multiple dents in it from differen magical duels. They heard Cell crying loudly and frightened so they dashed in a hurry towards Cell's green room. They saw broken glass. Voldie, there worst nightmare was staring at Cell. Voldie was the evilest and lamest wizard of the all wizards in the world! Voldie then raised his wand and yelled loudly the dreaded spell,"Weird spell thing spell!!!!" a wierd dreaded spell indeed but it still was a deadly spell. Liol screamed, "No!!!!"in slow motion and jumped in front of Cell trying to make it dramatic. John walked towards Liol. "Tell Cell I loved him," Liol said.

Liol then died dramatically and that was her sole mission when she was dieing. John yelled angrily,"No!!! Wait I get the whole bed room! But I have to redeem her! Voldie you'll pay with your life!" John ran toward Voldie and ran right into a fist and died. Ouch! Voldie yelled evilly,"I defeated that little sissy dawg! I'm a sissy and the sissy beat John. What a loser like word! Wait who am I talking to anyway? Oh well! Time to kill the sissy little kid!" Cell started screaming frightened screams loudly in an annoying voice. Voldie held his ears in agony. "Your a sissy dawg you sissy crybaby! Wait you are a baby! Oh well you stupid idiotic baby!"

Voldie was about to raise his wand until Cell bit his leg! Voldie started screaming loudly "You're no ordinary baby you are a crazy, evil, leg biting baby! Sissy dawg you shall die like word because I have a list and lists are nice! I also love him and his name is Little L!" Voldie raised his wand and was about to shoot out an evil and strong spell until Cell started screaming for five long days . Voldie held his ears in pain. "I'm almost deaf and I'm behind my nice schedule! We will meet again Cell Rotter Dotter and then you will die! I'm sorry I kept you waiting my little schedule! I'm so sorry! Will you ever forgive me? You will! Thanks! I promise I won't keep you waiting Little L I love you" Voldie started rubbing his schedule and left. But went Voldie left a pink, yellowish, small bird ate Voldie's list! Voldie yelled in sadness,"No!!!!!!!!!! Little L!!!!!!!!! I have to find a new friend!" Voldie started to cry in sadness and left on his broomstick known as the The Rocket 1992 in a flash. Wow that's fast!