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Cell Dotter was sleeping quietly on his green bed with dots and a green blanket that was said Cell on it. Well actually he was snoring as loud as anyone had ever snored! He woke up scared because he heard the sound of wings. He thought, "What if it's a butterfly! I'm so scared of butterflies! What if it's a pink butterfly! That's even worse! I'll drop dead! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cell then said,"Wait I hear a hooting noise thing! Some people these days are so stupid and disrespect everyone's bloody sleep!" Cell opened his window with such force that it broke. Cell stepped on a tiny peice of glass. "Ow I have a booboo! What is wrong with you people it's seven p.m. people need some bloody sleep for crying out loud! It's the year 2003 not the future were they may have some future tech umm how do do you say it? Ohh technology! So be quiet!

An owl was flying right toward Cell's green spaceship. Cell said, "I spy with my little eye a noisy owl!" The owl then crashed right into his spaceship leaving a big dent. "No I just got rid of the multiple dents on the spaceship!" You look at the ship and it has multiple dents.

The owl fled inside feeling ill. The owl barfed on Cell. Cell started screaming in horror, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh-uh- man I'm tired! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Blind I can't see you evil barf bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"The barf then started going in Cell's mouth!! Cell then vomited all over the bird! The vomit went in the bird's mouth and the bird vomited on Cell! Then so on and so on! This continued for five long, discusting, sicking, scary, and creepy days! "That's it this has gone far enough! I hate you so I'm kicking you!! Bye bye!!" Cell kicked the bird. A letter fell out of his leg.

The bird landed on some random person I do no not know's head! (He's a random person I do know. For real he is!! You don't believe me ! This means war young warrior! Oh sorry!) Man I feel really bad for that guy he has found the rarest owl in the world known as, The Barfing Owl! The owl then barfed all over him! I'm starting to feel sick too! The guy then barfed on the owl! A long, sickening, boring, barfing week pased until the owl started chasing the poor guy! Oh well at least it's not me!

Back to Cell. Cell teared up the letter happily. Cell said hopefully, "I hope it's from Santa Claus! I mean he probally is going to give me a great present for giving him expired milk and bitten and licked cookies!" Cell started giggling like a little school girl! "Wait there are two letters!! Which one should I open first? He looked at the first letter. It said from Hoggywartsy school of witchcraft and wizadry in golden print. Then Cell looked at the second letter. Sure it said Santa Claus but it was in blood red writing! "I'll open the Santa Clause's letter first I bet he will give me a great present!" The letter said this

Dear Cell Dotter,

I hate you for life Cell! You know why it's because you made me sick. The rason why is because you gave me your stupid expired milk and half bitten and licked cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a lot of people on my side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to sue you so bad that you go bankrupt!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting my people to talk to your people and then you'll pay with your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expect a call from my lawyers Cell. Ohhh and Cell no more presents for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only presents I'm ever going to give you are very dangerous things! That's right!!!!! Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerly,

Santa Claus

"Cool I get presents!" Cell said. Cell then asked himself should I open the other letter! I guess I will!" Cell read the letter out loud. "You have been accepted to attend Hoggywartsy school of witchcraft and wizardy blah blah blah blah this is a peice of junk!" Cell threw away his letter. Everyday letters kept coming but Cell did not go! After about two long weeks someone came and kicked Cell's door so hard the door go knocked over. "No!! It probally is some evil dude that's trying to noogie me!! Cell then kicked some tall guy's knee with as much force as he could and that was an ant's touch! "Oh sorry!" Cell said embaressed! "Okay" the tall guy said.Cell asked, " Well why are you here tall guy!" The tall guy asked " How did you know my name?" Cell then replied "Ummmm!!!!!!!!! Lucky guess!" "Okay now Cell you have to go to Hoggywartsy okay! Cell then yelled, " No I'm not!!!!!!!" Tallguy the yelled in frustration,"Yes you are!!" "No I'm not!!!!!! "Yes you are" "No I'm not" "Yes you are" "No I'm eh-he-eh not!" "Yes you eh-he-eh are!" "No I'm eh-he-eh not!!" They yelled at each other like this for one stupid, loud, angry week!

Tallguy then started getting really impatient with Cell so he decided to take him by force. That's always bad! Tallguy then yelled with much anger,"I've had enough of this!" Tallguy ran to Cell really fast and yelled,"Your coming with me!" Cell started throwing a large tantrum and whined, "I don't want to go!" Tallguy started dragging Cell out of the spaceship. But Cell was hanging on to the spaceship's broken door. Tallguy was grabbed Cell but Cell kicked his private! Ouch!! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! You'll pay for that Cell!" Tallgguy kicked Cell's private! Double Ouch!

Tallguy then said,"Cell I have to tell you something really important! You're a witch!" Cell then screamed screamed "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Oh no I must be turing into a girl! Are not I supposed to be a wizard?!" "Work on your grammer kid and you're a wizard not a witch!" "Cool" Cell said happily. "We have to go to Diagoly Alley Cell, so we can get your wizard stuff. But first to get there we have to jump in there!" Tallguy pointed to the sink. They both jumped in and were off to Diagoly Alley!