Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter. I also do not own Dora the Explora, Seaseme Street, Barney, or Teletubies.
Cell and Tallguy fell out and landed one the cold, hard, bare ground with a bang like this. BANG!!!!!!!!!!! Cell was amazed by Diagoly Alley. He started running around giggling like a little kid. He started pointing at various things and said,"I want this and this and this and this!!!!" Tallguy shaked his head in disproval and said,"Cell first we have to get wizard money! Okay?" he said in a heroic voice. Cell then started yelling," We are you're heroes all you wizards and witches out there! We are in the Justice League of Superheros that are witches and wizards! We shall destroy are arch enemy, Butterfly Man! DU-DU-DUN!!" Some random boy said,"Freaks!!" He kicked Cell's knee. Cell then said,'owee I have a booboo!! YOU evil boy! You want our attentsion that's right! Since we are the strongest superheros in this universe you want to grab our attention now don't you! Well you are now an arch emeny Jack!"
The kid then yelled "My name is not Jack!" Cell then asked mysteriously, "Then what is your name Jack!" The kid said,"My name is Jack!" Cell then said,"Oh you're right your name isen't Jack your name is Jack!" Tallguy then dragged Cell away and said embaresed and yelled at Cell,"Your bringing attenion!" Cell started arguing," Wait I have to straiten that Evil Jack! He's messing with the man!" Tallguy said "Oh please!"
Tallguy then told Cell that Grinningotts was were he had to get his money. Tallguy showed him the creepy picture of a goblin on a wall. He was grinning. Cell screamed "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! He's staring at me with those creppy pink eyes!!" Cell started running around screaming, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Scary creepy pink eyed goblin!" Tallguy caught Cell and told him the goblin left.Cell was releaved.
"Okay Cell this is how wizard money works. A cracker equals one cent. A nut equals five dollars. Then a lonny dead bird equals fifty dollars! Alright!!" Cell than replied, " Sure!"
Tallguy then started giving a goblin that worked at the Grinningotts a little black bag. Cell asked, "What's in there Tallguy?!" Tallguy then replied nervously, "It'snotaspecialdiamondthatmadeasorcererlivelongerthatthedarklordVoldieislookingfortomakehimselfimortalthatDumbydorrymademenottellanyoneaboutand
toldmetohideitsothereandIshouldofnottoldyouthat!" Cell then said,"Oh it's just a special diamond that made a sorcerer live longer that the dark lord Voldie is looking for. And that he is looking for it so he can become immortal and Dumbydorry told you not to tell anyone. He also told you to hide it. And you also said that you should of not told me that!"
Tallguy started sweating like crazy and yelled,"Cell you were hearing wrong you are going to die I guess!" Cell started scraming "No I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tallguy started getting annoyed because of Cell and yelled,"Shutup you lunatic you are not going to die!" Cell said"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" and completely forgot about that special diamond! How sad! Cell and Tallguy got on on a cart that was carried by a giant cat. When they made it to Cell's small vault the giant cat got squished! Poor cat! Ah I don't care I never liked cats anyway! "Um Tallguy who much do you actually weight!?" Tallguy then said," One thousand and five hundred pounds."
Cell took a giant step away for him. Tall guy tried to open Cell's vault.
Five hours later. Tallguy started screaming,"You are an evil vault!! Open Seaseme Street!" Cell then asked "Aren't you suppose to say Open Seasame! Not Open Seaseame Street! But there is nothing wrong with that because I love watching it! My three favorite characters are Elmo, Big Bird, and Cookie Moster! I'm Cookie Monster! Um cookies!! Cell started chasing a guy in a cookie suit! The guy in the cookie suit started running around screaming, "What's wrong with you freaky freak of freaky freakyness cookie freaks of all freaks that is so freaky that you freakier freaks in this freakin world in this freaky galaxy in this fraekist universe of all freaky universes!!"
"You make Cookie monster angry!" The cookie suit dude yelled at the top of his lungs, " i DON'T CARE IF YOUR ANGRY!! WELL ACTUALLY I WISH YOU DIED!!" Cell then started biting the cookie suit dude! He yelled," Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In the background you can see Cell chasing that cookie suit dude! Tallguy told some little grey goblin dude,"I think Seaseme Street is evil but I believe Barney is the root of all evil!! He's so creepy!! No one can always be so happy!! He probally is a pshycotic murder in discuise! Or du-du-dun you!!" The little goblin replied,"I hate Barney and the root of all evil is du-du-dun Teletubies!! There freaky! The vaccum talks!!" Then another little goblin yelled, "Dora the Explora is the root of all evil!! She's such an idiot!! I even created a story of when Dora died! Anyone want here it!" The other Goblin and Tallguy yelled"We do!"
Cell yelled with a half of a cookie in his mouth," I want to hear too!!" The half bitten cookie dude yelled " Me three!!" Cell and the cookie guy rushed over to the group. The story telling goblin guy said," Get in a cirlce kiddies it's story time!" Cell started giggling like a little school girl and said,"Yah it's story time, story time, story time!!!" The storyteller said,"Be quiet or else you will get a time out young sissy kiddy!" The other goblin said "Yah or else I will tell my mommy!" Cell then said," Cell don't want a timeout!" "Then shut up" Tallguy yelled. Oh my gosh he said shut up!
Cell then said in awe,"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!You said a bad word! I'm telling my mommy!!" The storyteller told Tallguy "Those words aren't aprroraite don't use them unless you want a timeout!" "Okay" Cell then yelled,"Yah you meanie" Tallguy started cryng,"Wahhhhhhh!!! I'm telling mommy!!" Cell then said, "I'm sorry" "Okay" Tallguy sniffed. Ohh there getting along!
The other goblin asked,"What happened to storytime!" Cell then yelled,"Yah!
The storyteller then told the story,"Dora said how many bridges do I need to cross this volcano. The crowd then said none!!Dora then said Okay I hope your right!! Dora walks into the volcano and screams Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! What the beep is wrong with you beepin people!!That was the story of when Dora the Explora died!"
Cell then yelled indagantly," I like Dora you guys are mean to her!" Everyone was busy laughing so much that no one had even heard Cell!!
Cell and Tallguy fell out and landed one the cold, hard, bare ground with a bang like this. BANG!!!!!!!!!!! Cell was amazed by Diagoly Alley. He started running around giggling like a little kid. He started pointing at various things and said,"I want this and this and this and this!!!!" Tallguy shaked his head in disproval and said,"Cell first we have to get wizard money! Okay?" he said in a heroic voice. Cell then started yelling," We are you're heroes all you wizards and witches out there! We are in the Justice League of Superheros that are witches and wizards! We shall destroy are arch enemy, Butterfly Man! DU-DU-DUN!!" Some random boy said,"Freaks!!" He kicked Cell's knee. Cell then said,'owee I have a booboo!! YOU evil boy! You want our attentsion that's right! Since we are the strongest superheros in this universe you want to grab our attention now don't you! Well you are now an arch emeny Jack!"
The kid then yelled "My name is not Jack!" Cell then asked mysteriously, "Then what is your name Jack!" The kid said,"My name is Jack!" Cell then said,"Oh you're right your name isen't Jack your name is Jack!" Tallguy then dragged Cell away and said embaresed and yelled at Cell,"Your bringing attenion!" Cell started arguing," Wait I have to straiten that Evil Jack! He's messing with the man!" Tallguy said "Oh please!"
Tallguy then told Cell that Grinningotts was were he had to get his money. Tallguy showed him the creepy picture of a goblin on a wall. He was grinning. Cell screamed "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! He's staring at me with those creppy pink eyes!!" Cell started running around screaming, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Scary creepy pink eyed goblin!" Tallguy caught Cell and told him the goblin left.Cell was releaved.
"Okay Cell this is how wizard money works. A cracker equals one cent. A nut equals five dollars. Then a lonny dead bird equals fifty dollars! Alright!!" Cell than replied, " Sure!"
Tallguy then started giving a goblin that worked at the Grinningotts a little black bag. Cell asked, "What's in there Tallguy?!" Tallguy then replied nervously, "It'snotaspecialdiamondthatmadeasorcererlivelongerthatthedarklordVoldieislookingfortomakehimselfimortalthatDumbydorrymademenottellanyoneaboutand
toldmetohideitsothereandIshouldofnottoldyouthat!" Cell then said,"Oh it's just a special diamond that made a sorcerer live longer that the dark lord Voldie is looking for. And that he is looking for it so he can become immortal and Dumbydorry told you not to tell anyone. He also told you to hide it. And you also said that you should of not told me that!"
Tallguy started sweating like crazy and yelled,"Cell you were hearing wrong you are going to die I guess!" Cell started scraming "No I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tallguy started getting annoyed because of Cell and yelled,"Shutup you lunatic you are not going to die!" Cell said"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" and completely forgot about that special diamond! How sad! Cell and Tallguy got on on a cart that was carried by a giant cat. When they made it to Cell's small vault the giant cat got squished! Poor cat! Ah I don't care I never liked cats anyway! "Um Tallguy who much do you actually weight!?" Tallguy then said," One thousand and five hundred pounds."
Cell took a giant step away for him. Tall guy tried to open Cell's vault.
Five hours later. Tallguy started screaming,"You are an evil vault!! Open Seaseme Street!" Cell then asked "Aren't you suppose to say Open Seasame! Not Open Seaseame Street! But there is nothing wrong with that because I love watching it! My three favorite characters are Elmo, Big Bird, and Cookie Moster! I'm Cookie Monster! Um cookies!! Cell started chasing a guy in a cookie suit! The guy in the cookie suit started running around screaming, "What's wrong with you freaky freak of freaky freakyness cookie freaks of all freaks that is so freaky that you freakier freaks in this freakin world in this freaky galaxy in this fraekist universe of all freaky universes!!"
"You make Cookie monster angry!" The cookie suit dude yelled at the top of his lungs, " i DON'T CARE IF YOUR ANGRY!! WELL ACTUALLY I WISH YOU DIED!!" Cell then started biting the cookie suit dude! He yelled," Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In the background you can see Cell chasing that cookie suit dude! Tallguy told some little grey goblin dude,"I think Seaseme Street is evil but I believe Barney is the root of all evil!! He's so creepy!! No one can always be so happy!! He probally is a pshycotic murder in discuise! Or du-du-dun you!!" The little goblin replied,"I hate Barney and the root of all evil is du-du-dun Teletubies!! There freaky! The vaccum talks!!" Then another little goblin yelled, "Dora the Explora is the root of all evil!! She's such an idiot!! I even created a story of when Dora died! Anyone want here it!" The other Goblin and Tallguy yelled"We do!"
Cell yelled with a half of a cookie in his mouth," I want to hear too!!" The half bitten cookie dude yelled " Me three!!" Cell and the cookie guy rushed over to the group. The story telling goblin guy said," Get in a cirlce kiddies it's story time!" Cell started giggling like a little school girl and said,"Yah it's story time, story time, story time!!!" The storyteller said,"Be quiet or else you will get a time out young sissy kiddy!" The other goblin said "Yah or else I will tell my mommy!" Cell then said," Cell don't want a timeout!" "Then shut up" Tallguy yelled. Oh my gosh he said shut up!
Cell then said in awe,"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!You said a bad word! I'm telling my mommy!!" The storyteller told Tallguy "Those words aren't aprroraite don't use them unless you want a timeout!" "Okay" Cell then yelled,"Yah you meanie" Tallguy started cryng,"Wahhhhhhh!!! I'm telling mommy!!" Cell then said, "I'm sorry" "Okay" Tallguy sniffed. Ohh there getting along!
The other goblin asked,"What happened to storytime!" Cell then yelled,"Yah!
The storyteller then told the story,"Dora said how many bridges do I need to cross this volcano. The crowd then said none!!Dora then said Okay I hope your right!! Dora walks into the volcano and screams Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! What the beep is wrong with you beepin people!!That was the story of when Dora the Explora died!"
Cell then yelled indagantly," I like Dora you guys are mean to her!" Everyone was busy laughing so much that no one had even heard Cell!!