Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter. Man it's 11:10 p.m.! I'm working consistently to update! I just want the best for my story and for all you good people out there. But I will probally download my chapter later. Okay here's the chapter! Hope you enjoy it! LOL!
Cell decided to join in and started to laugh like crazy! Everyone was just straring at him like he was some sort of crazy guy! "Um earth to Cell it's not funny anymore!" Tallguy said. It was no use Cell was still laughing maniacally!" Tallguy then yelled in Cell's ears,"Stop laughing like a crazy lunatic you luntaic!" It still was absouloutly no use and Cell was laughing even louder! Tallguy just decided to kick Cell in the crotch! Cell stopped laughing and slowly fell down face first on the cold hard ground. Tallguy became really annoyed so he decided to shoo everyone out of the room. Then he yelled at Cell," Wake up!!" Cell instantly got up from his slumber rubbing his green eyelids with his green hands. Is he some sort of green freak? "What's all the racket? I'm niney-three you know sonny boy!" Tallguy replied,"Oh please your only eleven your no were around that age you old fossil!" Cell then yelled in fasanation,"I'm young again! Woohoo!" "You always were young!" Cell replied back,"See I told you!"
"Cell we have to open up you vault so we can get your wizard money and buy the items you need for Hoggywartsy! Alright?" Cell yelled,"Sure!" Tallguy tried to open Cell's vault again and it finally worked after millions of tries! Tallguy and Cell looked inside and just found a small pack of money. Tallguy yelled astonished,"You're poorer than the Weasels!" Cell yelled "Yah i'm the poorest wizard alive! That's so freaking cool!! Like i'm sure a lot of people will be super, mega, ultra jealous! Oha, oha, oha!!" "Your weird Cell! Why would anyone in the world be happy that they were poor! I repeat again that's plain weird!"
Cell yelled," It's fun being poor and I'm not weird! You are! You are messing with the man that has the plan! I think you want to fight and I will name this fight the Fight of Century!" "So you're challenging me! Okay then bring it!" Tallguy kicked Cell's private! Cell started to do a sissy scream!
Tallguy held his ears in agony! Tallguy jumped on Cell and Cell looked like a flat pancake! Ouch that had to hurt! Cell started crying and then sprinted towards Tallguy and punched his nose! Tallguy's nose started bleeding a little bit. Tallguy punched Cell threw a wall. A referee popped out of nowhere and started counting (When you are flat on your stomach or back the referee will start counting and if you don't get up by the count of ten you lose!) Cell got up at the count of eight.
A goblin was yelling at both of them but neither Cell or Tallguy were actually listening. Cell and Tallguy were having a silent staredown. Tallguy became impatient and dashed towards Cell with a great amount of speed for a guy of his weight. This was exactly what Cell was waiting for! Right when Tallguy was a centimeter awy from Cell in one quick motion Cell spun around and farted in Tallguy's face! Tallguy started coughing and held his nose because of the awful smell! Tallguy fell down flat on his back.
The referee started counting,"1....2.....3....4....5....6....7....8...9....10! You lose Cell wins!" The referee raised Cell's green arm high in the air!
Cell was to busy gloating over his latest victory against Tallguy to notice Tallguy mummbling in anger,"Stupid Cell!" Tallguy got Cell's sack of wizard money and threw it at Cell. Cell catched and yelled,"Oha I won and you lost! Alright!" Cell started to do some weird dance! For real it was the weirdest dance I have ever seen in my entire life!
Tallguy said,"Cell we need to buy your wizard stuff okay?" "Sure! I want to buy a cool magical broomstick!" Cell started to run around like crazy and Tallguy was making a huge effort just to keep up with him! Tallguy yelled while running,"Cell the first think we have to buy is your Potions and Lotions book one!" Cell looked for the Potions and Lotions store. When Cell found it he dashed over towards it. Tallguy followed Cell.
Cell asked the store owner,"Do you have a Potions and Lotions book one?" "We sure do and call me Steve! Okay?" "Sure!" Tallguy was busy looking for a potion book that gave you more hair. But that's strange because he had a large amount of hair already! Does he want to be a gorrila or something? I believe he does!
Cell started asking Tallguy,"What do we buy now, what do we buy now, what do we buy now?" Tall got annoyed and gave up searching for the book he really wanted. Tallguy sighed in defeat and said,"Your Herbology items!" Cell started dragging Tallguy towards another store that was known as The Herbology Store.
Cell and Tallguy went inside and saw many diffrent types of plants and seeds. They saw an alien eater plant! It was known as the du-du-dun The Alien Eater Plant! Cell got freaked out and he ran out of the store with he plant closley behind him!
Tallguy decided to look for Cell's Herbology items then look for Cell unless he was already eaten! Tallguy found the Herbology book and took to the cashier."Hi Crystal can I buy this book?" "Sure Tallguy ten crackers." "Okay" Tallguy gave her ten crackers and got his reciept.
Tallguy started looking for Cell. Tallguy saw his good friend Someguy and walked towards him and asked,"Someguy have you seen Cell around here?" "Sure he ran towards there!" Someguy pointed to Dreaded Alley. "Oh no that place is dangerous!" Tallguy dashed towards Dreaded Alley. Tallguy was really worried and hoped nothing had happened to Cell.
Tallguy sneaked over to the tall steel barrier that protected both of the sides. Tallguy climed over the barrier. He heard two evil wizards laughing evilly. Tallguy had the guts to go ask the wizards something,"Have you seen Cell Dotter running here?" he asked nervously. One of the wizards replied in hatred"Yes. And he is going to the Thing's territory! Yes he is going to die! Cell Dotter finally will die!" Tallguy was horrrified. The Thing would kill Cell. He had to do something. Tallguy heard may horrible stories about the Thing. Tallguy would make sure Cell would not die to the thing like all his other relatives did.
Flashback
Tallguy was just four when his mother was telling a story about his father and the Thing."Your father was a great man. He was strong and tall."his mother said. Tallguy was sipping his hot coca resting on his mother's lap listening to ever word. They lived a small cabin. Not to roomy but warm and comfortable. Tallguy's father had died when Tallguy was one year old. "Your father was also a great wizard. He helped out Dumbydorry when he needed to. One day he was working and he had an assignment. He had to fix a toilet in Diagoly Alley. But it was in the ugliest part of Diagoly Alley. It is now known as Dreaded Alley."
Tallguy then asked in a way that only a four year old would ask,"What happened next?" His mother took a deep breath and continued the story,"Well when your father was there a giant thing came out of a hole. It was like a giant butterfly. The giant butterfly took your father and threw him threw a wall. Your father fought back but it was to strong and ate your poor father!"
Tallguy's mother started crying. Tallguy couldn't stand his mother crying. It made him cry in sadness along with her. They weeped together mother and son but then there was a loud noise coming outside. His mother left the house. Tallguy soon followed after her."We'll take you to the Thing now!" an evil wizard yelled and grabbed Tallguy's mother. Tallguy tried to help his mother but another wizard grabbed Tallguy. Tallguy kept trying to get away but it was in vain.
The two wizards flew off on there with his mother and him. Tallguy looked in horror as his mother was eaten by the giant butterfly. "Your next!" Luckily Tallguy escaped out of their grasp and ran for his life. The two wizards were eaten up by the furious butterfly.
Tallguy was alone and raised himself for the rest of his life.
End of flashback
Tallguy said,"I will not let him die. Sure he may have a couple of screws loose but I won't let him die! He really is my one and only friend. Well besides Dumbydorry. Wait Dumydorry thinks everyone that's not evil is his friend so he doesn't count." Tallguy was sprinting foward until he was stopped by the same two wizards he talked to. One of the wizards said"You'll have to get through us before you can reach your little friend." "Yah" "Okay" Tallguy puched one of them with a right hook. Did I mention that Tallguy has a mean right hook. Tallguy kicked the other one in his private and got his wand and yelled,"Windyguardiam leviosay!" The wizard was high in the sky and fell down from the sky and landed on his head.
Ouch! He was koed. Thre was one more wizard that Tallguy needed to handle. It turned into an all out brawl between the two. Tallguy puched the guy. By the way the guy's name is Punchme! Tallguy got puched by Puchme. Tallguy started to slightly bleed. Tallguy kicked punchme threw a store and jumped on him. Puchme was really flat! Tallguy decided just to have a magical duel.
Tallguy yelled,"Orkulou!" a white beam of magic came from the tip of his wand. Puchme yelled"Okuokuroushi!" A black beam of magic came from Puchme's wand. Both of their hands were sweating. Tallguy's wand was about to slip! When it did the black beam was coming straight at him when another white beam of magic delfected it! Tallguy looked over to who saved him and it was Someguy! Someguy yelled,"Tallguy go find Cell I'll distract this evil dude. Tallguy nodded and ran foward.
After a couple of minutes Tallguy found Cell laying on the floor. He slapped Cell's face. Cell woke up. Cell asked "Were am I?" "We are in Dreaded Alley. Hurry get up we we have to escape this horrible place! We don't want to be eaten by The Thing now do we?" Cell agreed. Tallguy and Cell were about to leave until they saw a whole army of evil wizards. "Oh crap!" Cell and Tallguy said. The Thing then went right were they were. "Oh double crap!" Tallguy and Cell were trapped!
Well is it good? I hope it is!
Cell decided to join in and started to laugh like crazy! Everyone was just straring at him like he was some sort of crazy guy! "Um earth to Cell it's not funny anymore!" Tallguy said. It was no use Cell was still laughing maniacally!" Tallguy then yelled in Cell's ears,"Stop laughing like a crazy lunatic you luntaic!" It still was absouloutly no use and Cell was laughing even louder! Tallguy just decided to kick Cell in the crotch! Cell stopped laughing and slowly fell down face first on the cold hard ground. Tallguy became really annoyed so he decided to shoo everyone out of the room. Then he yelled at Cell," Wake up!!" Cell instantly got up from his slumber rubbing his green eyelids with his green hands. Is he some sort of green freak? "What's all the racket? I'm niney-three you know sonny boy!" Tallguy replied,"Oh please your only eleven your no were around that age you old fossil!" Cell then yelled in fasanation,"I'm young again! Woohoo!" "You always were young!" Cell replied back,"See I told you!"
"Cell we have to open up you vault so we can get your wizard money and buy the items you need for Hoggywartsy! Alright?" Cell yelled,"Sure!" Tallguy tried to open Cell's vault again and it finally worked after millions of tries! Tallguy and Cell looked inside and just found a small pack of money. Tallguy yelled astonished,"You're poorer than the Weasels!" Cell yelled "Yah i'm the poorest wizard alive! That's so freaking cool!! Like i'm sure a lot of people will be super, mega, ultra jealous! Oha, oha, oha!!" "Your weird Cell! Why would anyone in the world be happy that they were poor! I repeat again that's plain weird!"
Cell yelled," It's fun being poor and I'm not weird! You are! You are messing with the man that has the plan! I think you want to fight and I will name this fight the Fight of Century!" "So you're challenging me! Okay then bring it!" Tallguy kicked Cell's private! Cell started to do a sissy scream!
Tallguy held his ears in agony! Tallguy jumped on Cell and Cell looked like a flat pancake! Ouch that had to hurt! Cell started crying and then sprinted towards Tallguy and punched his nose! Tallguy's nose started bleeding a little bit. Tallguy punched Cell threw a wall. A referee popped out of nowhere and started counting (When you are flat on your stomach or back the referee will start counting and if you don't get up by the count of ten you lose!) Cell got up at the count of eight.
A goblin was yelling at both of them but neither Cell or Tallguy were actually listening. Cell and Tallguy were having a silent staredown. Tallguy became impatient and dashed towards Cell with a great amount of speed for a guy of his weight. This was exactly what Cell was waiting for! Right when Tallguy was a centimeter awy from Cell in one quick motion Cell spun around and farted in Tallguy's face! Tallguy started coughing and held his nose because of the awful smell! Tallguy fell down flat on his back.
The referee started counting,"1....2.....3....4....5....6....7....8...9....10! You lose Cell wins!" The referee raised Cell's green arm high in the air!
Cell was to busy gloating over his latest victory against Tallguy to notice Tallguy mummbling in anger,"Stupid Cell!" Tallguy got Cell's sack of wizard money and threw it at Cell. Cell catched and yelled,"Oha I won and you lost! Alright!" Cell started to do some weird dance! For real it was the weirdest dance I have ever seen in my entire life!
Tallguy said,"Cell we need to buy your wizard stuff okay?" "Sure! I want to buy a cool magical broomstick!" Cell started to run around like crazy and Tallguy was making a huge effort just to keep up with him! Tallguy yelled while running,"Cell the first think we have to buy is your Potions and Lotions book one!" Cell looked for the Potions and Lotions store. When Cell found it he dashed over towards it. Tallguy followed Cell.
Cell asked the store owner,"Do you have a Potions and Lotions book one?" "We sure do and call me Steve! Okay?" "Sure!" Tallguy was busy looking for a potion book that gave you more hair. But that's strange because he had a large amount of hair already! Does he want to be a gorrila or something? I believe he does!
Cell started asking Tallguy,"What do we buy now, what do we buy now, what do we buy now?" Tall got annoyed and gave up searching for the book he really wanted. Tallguy sighed in defeat and said,"Your Herbology items!" Cell started dragging Tallguy towards another store that was known as The Herbology Store.
Cell and Tallguy went inside and saw many diffrent types of plants and seeds. They saw an alien eater plant! It was known as the du-du-dun The Alien Eater Plant! Cell got freaked out and he ran out of the store with he plant closley behind him!
Tallguy decided to look for Cell's Herbology items then look for Cell unless he was already eaten! Tallguy found the Herbology book and took to the cashier."Hi Crystal can I buy this book?" "Sure Tallguy ten crackers." "Okay" Tallguy gave her ten crackers and got his reciept.
Tallguy started looking for Cell. Tallguy saw his good friend Someguy and walked towards him and asked,"Someguy have you seen Cell around here?" "Sure he ran towards there!" Someguy pointed to Dreaded Alley. "Oh no that place is dangerous!" Tallguy dashed towards Dreaded Alley. Tallguy was really worried and hoped nothing had happened to Cell.
Tallguy sneaked over to the tall steel barrier that protected both of the sides. Tallguy climed over the barrier. He heard two evil wizards laughing evilly. Tallguy had the guts to go ask the wizards something,"Have you seen Cell Dotter running here?" he asked nervously. One of the wizards replied in hatred"Yes. And he is going to the Thing's territory! Yes he is going to die! Cell Dotter finally will die!" Tallguy was horrrified. The Thing would kill Cell. He had to do something. Tallguy heard may horrible stories about the Thing. Tallguy would make sure Cell would not die to the thing like all his other relatives did.
Flashback
Tallguy was just four when his mother was telling a story about his father and the Thing."Your father was a great man. He was strong and tall."his mother said. Tallguy was sipping his hot coca resting on his mother's lap listening to ever word. They lived a small cabin. Not to roomy but warm and comfortable. Tallguy's father had died when Tallguy was one year old. "Your father was also a great wizard. He helped out Dumbydorry when he needed to. One day he was working and he had an assignment. He had to fix a toilet in Diagoly Alley. But it was in the ugliest part of Diagoly Alley. It is now known as Dreaded Alley."
Tallguy then asked in a way that only a four year old would ask,"What happened next?" His mother took a deep breath and continued the story,"Well when your father was there a giant thing came out of a hole. It was like a giant butterfly. The giant butterfly took your father and threw him threw a wall. Your father fought back but it was to strong and ate your poor father!"
Tallguy's mother started crying. Tallguy couldn't stand his mother crying. It made him cry in sadness along with her. They weeped together mother and son but then there was a loud noise coming outside. His mother left the house. Tallguy soon followed after her."We'll take you to the Thing now!" an evil wizard yelled and grabbed Tallguy's mother. Tallguy tried to help his mother but another wizard grabbed Tallguy. Tallguy kept trying to get away but it was in vain.
The two wizards flew off on there with his mother and him. Tallguy looked in horror as his mother was eaten by the giant butterfly. "Your next!" Luckily Tallguy escaped out of their grasp and ran for his life. The two wizards were eaten up by the furious butterfly.
Tallguy was alone and raised himself for the rest of his life.
End of flashback
Tallguy said,"I will not let him die. Sure he may have a couple of screws loose but I won't let him die! He really is my one and only friend. Well besides Dumbydorry. Wait Dumydorry thinks everyone that's not evil is his friend so he doesn't count." Tallguy was sprinting foward until he was stopped by the same two wizards he talked to. One of the wizards said"You'll have to get through us before you can reach your little friend." "Yah" "Okay" Tallguy puched one of them with a right hook. Did I mention that Tallguy has a mean right hook. Tallguy kicked the other one in his private and got his wand and yelled,"Windyguardiam leviosay!" The wizard was high in the sky and fell down from the sky and landed on his head.
Ouch! He was koed. Thre was one more wizard that Tallguy needed to handle. It turned into an all out brawl between the two. Tallguy puched the guy. By the way the guy's name is Punchme! Tallguy got puched by Puchme. Tallguy started to slightly bleed. Tallguy kicked punchme threw a store and jumped on him. Puchme was really flat! Tallguy decided just to have a magical duel.
Tallguy yelled,"Orkulou!" a white beam of magic came from the tip of his wand. Puchme yelled"Okuokuroushi!" A black beam of magic came from Puchme's wand. Both of their hands were sweating. Tallguy's wand was about to slip! When it did the black beam was coming straight at him when another white beam of magic delfected it! Tallguy looked over to who saved him and it was Someguy! Someguy yelled,"Tallguy go find Cell I'll distract this evil dude. Tallguy nodded and ran foward.
After a couple of minutes Tallguy found Cell laying on the floor. He slapped Cell's face. Cell woke up. Cell asked "Were am I?" "We are in Dreaded Alley. Hurry get up we we have to escape this horrible place! We don't want to be eaten by The Thing now do we?" Cell agreed. Tallguy and Cell were about to leave until they saw a whole army of evil wizards. "Oh crap!" Cell and Tallguy said. The Thing then went right were they were. "Oh double crap!" Tallguy and Cell were trapped!
Well is it good? I hope it is!